Monday, May 05, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES
The Weather Report: I rained and rained and rained and RAINED on Saturday. Then it was COLD on Sunday. And the crazy lady hadded the windows open overnight when it was FREAKIN' cold

The Foods Report: Turkey, HAM, pork, stinky goodness, tem-tay-shuns. ice cream. it was a good weekend

The Meezer500 results report: I WINNED!! I hardly efur win, but I WINNED (I don't care if you did haf to jump ofur Billy on the final lap, Sammy, I WINNED)

Other thing to report: I hollered ALOT this weekend. efurrywhere I wented in the house, I hollered. I hollered to mom that I was there, and then I hollered when I was leaving. She usually saided "Thank you" when I reported my location.

The gas report: Billy had a LOT of it this weekend.

36 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

oooOOOOoooo Ice cream! I love that stuff!

Parker said...

I had ice cream too! It was soooooo yummy, I hardly ever get it!
ps - I think I had gas from it too...

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Great report, Miles. You are lucky that you got to have ice cream! Hollering is so much fun - we both love to holler!

Millie said...

It rained here too. It was yukky. And Mom worked on her stupid secret project. But I did some yelling too! And I am learning to whap things!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Great report Miles! Mommy is laughing a lot...not sure why! Could be the scary picture!

Sam hollered a lot this weekend too! Maybe it was Hollering Day and only you two knew about it!

Glad you won, sorry Sammy...hopefully you didn't hurt Billy when you jumped over him!

Hi Billy Sweet Feets (that's from Mommy!)

Princess said...

We had a gorrrrrgeous week-end. Finally. Sun snoozing, whapping all the necessaries.

purrrs for a happy day to you three boys

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Thanks for the gas report. We'll take cover immediately.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Too bad it was an icky weekend, guys, we actually had a nice Sunday for a change. Momma got to open windows for us, but it wasn't cold like it was where you live. Simon did a lot of hollering this weekend too, and Sabrina was meowing a lot. I think it is 'cause they miss daddy ... he is at the country estate turkey hunting! You all got lotsa great foods too, you are lucky! Poor Billy, maybe he should try Beano ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sam

Junior said...

Bummer that your weekend was cold! Concats on winning the Meezer 500!

Meowm says she is looking for probiotics to use on Orion, maybe Billy needs some too! She isn't sure what they are supposed to do, but beans on another board have suggested it for him.

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Oh no, not kitten gas! That stuff is the worst. Fagin's was so bad that he earned the nickname "Skunk Shot." In order to prevent this, we steal his stinky goodness when Mommy feeds him too much. -Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!!!! NOW! WE GOTTA PLAY PLAY PLAY!! - Fagin

TT said...

Nom nom, ice creams! Mommy Bean letted me try some for the first time the other day and I's LOVE it!

Tara said...

It was a great weekend here too. I think Kavan is learning the hollering trick from you, and he already has the gas trick down.

Tara

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We gotted a big ham at our house this weekend! Congrats on the 500 Win Miles!

Renee said...

oooh that sounds much better than my weekend!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well miles that was lovely reporting honey. now i have one question. were you drinking? cause your eyes are all red... just askin'.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxooxox

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Perhaps gas prices will come down?

Veronica (& Fig) said...

the weather report sounds dull. but the food report MORe than makes up fuur it! I only get ice cream sometimes, and only when dadbean doesn't get the chocolate kinds which I am not allows.

Mr. Echo said...

I kant beeleeve all the grate stuff yoo had to eet. I'm starvin ofur heer.

Ariel said...

Lol...Great report :)

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

We ain't never eated any ice creams before...mommy is too selfish to share. Is it good???

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

PB & J said...

Sorry it rained so much Miles - at least there was a good food to make up for it!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we love your reports! it sure sounds like a good time at your house!

Rascal & Riley: hey Billy - we're comin' offur ta PLAY! get reddy house, here we come! (an we should prolly apologize ta yur mom in advance)

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Great report! Poor Billy, gas isn't good for anyone, but it does make us giggle! ha ha ha

I'm glad you got good foods and sad it was cold.

Congrats on your big win Miles!

Daisy said...

Temptations can make up for a lot of rain!

Fat Eric said...

I got to lick out an ice cream bowl too! Sorry to hear about your weather. We've had lots of rain lately but today it has been a beautiful warm sunny day, my humans had the day off work for the Bank Holiday so we did gardening.

zevo hussein calamari said...

Ice cream? Wow.. we are coming to visit you guys. We never get that here.
Come on by for a margarita....
Happy Cinco de Mayo.

xoxoxoxoxo

The Furry Kids said...

It sounds like you had a pretty good weekend. I tried hollering this morning. It worked, too. It freaked The Mom right out. heh heh I'm gonna start taking more notes when I visit your blog. You guys rock!

EG

PS - Sorry Bill had gas. :/

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Sounds like you guys had a fun weekend! We had a fun one, too - Saturday was Rocky's 5th birfday and we all gots Temptations - woo hoo!

Purrs and headbutts,
Rocky, Angie, & S'more xo

Mickey said...

Sucky weather!
Great foods!
WINNER!!!!!!!
"A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback boy"
(Gwen Stefani)
Gasmask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Purrs Mickey

The Devil Dog said...

A-hem. That is too funny. Really, just too funny. Guess what I did a lot of yesterday. I pooted. A lot. And it smelled bad! hahahahaha

Roxy

Camie's Kitties said...

Hmmm - Looks like the good out-weighed the bad for the weekend. You got lots of good food. You won the Meezer 500, and your mommy thanked you for your announcements. The only bad parts were the weather and Billy's gas. Sounds pretty okay to us.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Hi! Sorry we haven't visited much (at all) lately. Who is Billy? See how long it has been! Anyway, is Billy a two legged non-furry one or a meezer or other feline? My brother Tommy says he never makes the farties but I have knowledge that he is a big fat (or is that fart) lier!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

hey Sammy - the Lady was gonna go to the post office after work today to drop off the packages, but she forgot to bring your address. she was SUPPOSED TO write it down from the CFHF stuff and bring it with her today, but she forgetted. can you e-mail it to kch917 @ sbcglobal.net so she'll have it for tomorrow, even if she forgets? thank you!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Mom BOUGHT gas this weekend, but I bet that Billy's kitten gas was far cheaper an' stinkier.

DMM

Angus Mhor said...

Wow, that was a lot of reports! My mom got some gas, too. She DID NOT say "Thank you". I hollered a lot, too, but I'll have to tell you why later this week.

muffinmidi said...

Miles, it's very nice of you to annouce when you enter or leave a room.It's nice of you to meow to make your presence known, instead of farting like Blly!

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