Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

WOW!! Over at Cat Crossings, our friends Dino and Egypt and Tuxie, Maxie and Midnight, there is a new Meezer Happening - sometime today they will be posting about Meezer Color Day! So all you Meezers (and those with the Meezer'tude) set aside June 11!!!

SAMMY

I will be answering questions Friday (but Tigmut'hep my friend, it's not the heft of what you whap but the distance that it flies and the artistry of the destruction you leave behind). I must commend young BilliamNortonSweetFeetsGingerSnap on the whapping of an entire roll of charmin (the kind that is equal to 6 rolls of regular) into the human litterbox while mommy was in the tub. I salute you young Billy. Making mommy cry while she is in the tub is an awesome feat indeed.

34 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

no no no, don't make mommie cry honey!!! make her laff!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxo

The Devil Dog said...

Oh man! Mom would KILL me if I did that!

Roxy

Camie's Kitties said...

That'll teach your mommy to put the lid down while she is in the tub - mol. Good job Billy. (Sorry Meezer Mom).

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Renee said...

I think it might be a good idea to only leave human litterboxes open in rooms with you things don't mind going for a swim.

FrecklesandDeb said...

Did that roll of Charmin get REALLY BIG??? Billy Gingersnap is getting to be a big mancat to whap with such style! Now, if he can whap and tail poof at the same time ... what an event that would be! Hee Hee!
Freckles

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dat would make our mommy cry too...and not in a good, happy tears way!

Tigmut'hep said...

Ah my Sammy my whapping guru, but when your Mum's installed a special cat proof toilet roll holder that prevents that sort of destruction that young Billy excels at, well it leaves me with very few options here... My ever growing need to whap Ramses who is a sucky faced Mummy's boy as well as a body building muscle freak has started to make me all twitchy, so I have turned to 'nip and plan to abuse it until the feeling passes or I can work out a way of whapping him good and proper and not winging up in ICU! ;)

Purrs,
Tigmut'hep

Millie said...

Wowza! Billy's learning from the best! What can anybody expect?

-sigh- there's no fun like that at my house. Maybe you guys should come over and visit?

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Whoa! Billiam the beasty boy is really taking his lessons well, Sammy!

Mickey said...

Jeepers!!!!! Little Billie is startin' to fit right in there! Great training Sammy :)
I'll check out the Meezer happenings,after all,as a cat I'm curious :)
Purrs Mickey

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, thanks for letting us know about Meezer Colour Day (note the correct spelling ;)

Sammy, we are not surprised that Billy has become such a good whapper with a teacher and role model like you! :)

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Billy Sweet Feets, did you REALLY whap that into the tub? Sounds more like Sammy to me. Did you ask for DNA evidence? Don't admit to anything! Deny all!!! Contact me immediately! I can't let my Sweet Feets get into trouble, especially for making his mommy cry. Was she crying cause she was laughing so hard??? Should I send over a case of Charmin to get you out of trouble???

Love, Auntie Deb

HotMBC said...

Oh dat Meezer Color fingy sounds fun. Can I come wif yoo even tho I's not a Meezer, Miles?
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

I salute Whapper-In-Training Billy! (Good job teaching him, Whapmeister!)
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

DEBRA said...

Billy dat wuz a fantastical whap if yu got dat big of roll into dee hooman litterbox. Wowie wish I hadda seen it. I juss take my whappin out on my brofurs and sisfurs. Whappity whap whap I has dee fastest paw in da howze....fanks to my sweetie Sammy!

**wavin paws***
Bye Billy whapper in training
Bye Miles

Boo
Ping
Jinx
and Gracie

***Blowin kisses***
bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman whappanator extraordinare...

Purrs and Headbumpies
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
~Abby

Tybalt said...

Wow! Billy is coming along quite nicely, Sammy! All that training and hard work is paying off.

Junior said...

Billy~Was your Mom laughing so hard she was crying, or was that the last roll of toilet paper?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! Sammy maybe I should have just called you (and Billy) instead of Tony....

Aoise said...

Billy, you are a very bold boy ! Wahtever will you fink of next ?

Forty Paws said...

Goodness! That's a lotta big manheap! Yesserriee indeed.

Luf, Us

Eric and Flynn said...

Great whapping Billy, but then you have got a good teacher.
Mum always keeps the lid on the toilet to stop things getting whapped in there, and so we can't dangle our paws in it. It wuz after I whapped the (mum's words - heavenly scented) pot pourri that she brought back furrom Paris, that she started keeping the lid down. I thought it wuz an introoder and it wuz there furr an hour befurr I drowned it.
Flynn

Omnibus Driver said...

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!! Thanks. I really did need that laugh today!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

My Dear Billy SweetFeets (BSF): Of COURSE we will critique your artwork; although I have no doubt that you are a budding young prodigy like young Faith Boo. I think I know why you whapped the TP into the human litterbox. You were going to do some Papier-mâché (French for 'chewed-up paper' because of its appearance), sometimes called paper-maché, is a construction material that consists of pieces of paper. The crafted object becomes solid when dried.

How very creative of you! Going a totally different direction from Faith! From one so young, this talent is nothing short of amazing! Please BSF’s Mommy…take pictures of his next work!

Now, BSF, your Mommy can’t be certain that YOU peed on the bed until the DNA evidence comes back from the lab. Until then, deny everything. Blame your rambunctious brothers…that’s what they are for! Oh, and try to take it easy on your hard working Mommy, cause she is out earning green papers to buy your TP and food with.

Love, Auntie Deb

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Sammy - Are you okay man, cause you just commended Billy. Are you ill? Do we need to call a V-E-T? - Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY! Come ofur, help me ATTACK CAPTAIN! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY! NOW, BILLY! PLAY!! - Fagin

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Young Billiam sure is off to a wonderful start at Man Catting! Now he just needs to gnaw a hole in something expensive...like a speaker!

Chase

Worry not little Bill, I know what its like with the meezers around you. You're gonna do just fine for yourself!

And yes...dang it, I only weigh 13 lbs so Miles does outweigh me.

The Furry Kids said...

Good job, Bill! Drippy TP makes beans kinda cranky. heh heh

EG

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Billy I tink you sould come play wif our woffie, does you like dem? She empty out a whole box a klenex one at a time whiles mommy was at dayhunt and puts them all over day house. ~Empress

PB & J said...

Uh Oh Billy, you keep that up and The Mom Lady might not want to call you Sweet Feet anymore!

TT said...

Billy Strikes Again, hmmm sounds likes a good movies in the making!

Daisy said...

Billie, that sounds like a very fun experiment. Maybe you will grow up to be a scientist!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Billy, you are very naughty, Hellie is so proud of you. It was a good plan to be naughty whilst your Mum is in the tub, that way she can't come and take your whapping project away from you.

Tesla said...

i neveh made mommeh cry. But, i do make her very mad sumtims. Especially when i do sumfin she can't yell at mez fer acause i did it when she wasna lookin. Or home.

hahaha.

jenianddean said...

Oh Billy, please don't give Maggie (TP shredder) any ideas of other things she could do to destroy TP.
--Jasper

Kelly Cat said...

Outstanding whapping, Mr. Bill! You have a brilliant future ahead of you...

Derby said...

Billiam gets a three whap salute for taking care of the TP. Mum keeps the roll inside a cabinent so I can't whap it.

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