Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

My rule for today: hot wings are not kitty food. (and no mommy did not feed them to me, I got up on the counter and licked them while she was in the other room)


SAMMY:

I think I may have reached mommy's limit for whapping. Whapping the lamp off the night stand was probably not a good idea. At least while she was sleeping. I think I will try it again when she's at werk.

32 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles, did you burn your little tongue honey?

and sammy, yes you are right honey. wait until she is at werk, that's what i'd do.

i whapped (an imaginary) spider off sarge's head the other night! he said "hey"...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Renee said...

lamps aren't good for whapping...cuz they could fall back on you.

and if mom is smart, she could put the lamp on the floor while she is at work...so you can't whap it to the floor.

Mickey said...

Miles,the Flame Mouth!! heeheehee
Meezer Mom needs to glue things down like they do on the Navy
ships!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We had a cat who ate a jalapeno once. I bet you wouldn't like that so much either Miles.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh and Sammy, your post brought up a question I had.

Does whapping stop when your person reaches their whap limit or when YOU reach your whap limit?

Kavan said...

Hot wings sound interesting...

And I'm goin' to try the lamp...

Kav

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Yes!!!! While da momeez are at work iz da bestee time to deestroy da housee!!!! I'll come help you, az mine iz goin' away on Fry-day fur three dayz!!!

Parker said...

It's always better to whap the big stuff when they are out of the house.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, that's a good rule.

Sammy, we aren't even allowed on the night stand, so we've never had the opportunity to try whapping anything off of it.

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I am furry proud of yoo...whappin da lamp off of da tables is hard werk. Shows off all yur strong mussells....
Ahhh Miles did yoo hafta to drink lotsa water?

**wavin paws**
Bye Billy Sweetfeets
Bye Miles
Boo
Ping
Jinx
and Gracie

**Blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome strong mussell cocoa puff meezer man...

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie who was a gud girl yessterday
(no whappin on Ping)
~Abby

Tybalt said...

Miles, I hope you didn't burn your tongue or get sick after trying out the hotwings. Sammy, I think it may be a bit more clever to try whapping lamps when mommy is not around.
~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!! PLAY!!!!!!!!
~Dana

HotMBC said...

Oh Miles is yer tung ok? Do yoo need sum water? Can I help? Poor Miles!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

TT said...

Wow you guys boths gots in trouble?

Sassy Kat said...

You two are too much fun. What one of you cannot think of doing the other can. I bet you keep the mom of your house on her toes huh?
Looking forward to the wedding. You are such a great wedding planner, doing a great job!
Sassy & Momo

Beezer said...

Beans are soooo strange. They take somth' yummy like wings and spoil it by puttin' yucky hot sauce all over.

::waves at Billy::
I liked the movies of you! I won't hissy at you. O'course my butt isn't shaved! :)

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, I hope your tongue didn't get all burny.

Sammy, I'm very curious as to how the at work lamp whapping goes. Please advise.

EG

Island Cats said...

Hi Sammy,
Yesterday, Zoey whapped the plant off the table and Mom was not happy! It made a BIG mess! Be careful, you don't make a big mess when you whap...the beans don't like that.

Miles...hope your tongue isn't burned too much!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey
(the Island Cats)

T'Abby Normal said...

Dear Sammy and Miles,

So nice to meet you! You are beautiful kitties, but aren't we all?

I don't know what 'whapping' is yet, will you teach me?
PURRS!

Daisy said...

Miles, I think they might be called "Hot Wings" because they are hot. But I am not sure.

PB & J said...

Miles I think the best plan is to stay away from anything called "hot"!

Jake

Princess said...

Miles, good rule! anything hot is not tasty.

Sammy, try very hard to wait a few days before commiting another crime.

purrrs

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Hey, here's an idea, boys. Why not join forces, you know... like brothers. Instead of whapping the lamp while Mom's at werk, get some of the hot wings from Miles and Sammy can whap them into your Mom's mouth while she is sleeping. That will be lots of fun. Especially if Billy shoots some video of it for tomorrow. hehehe.

Lux said...

You guys are always up to something, aren't you? :)

zevo hussein calamari said...

Did you have a shot of tequila after the hot wings and all the whapping?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ooo ... I like hot wings, but Mom doesn't buy them furry often. Sometimes she brings the "spares" home from Chili's an' I bob my head until I get some. Mmm ...
DMM

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh yes, I would think hot wings would make a kitty's tummy grumble!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Sammy! Me been practicing the whapping and me is so good now that me whaped Mommy on the very end of the nose. She was not happy cause I stratched her (She said FAGIN! I have a stratch on the end of my nose you goofball!) but it was a good whap!

BILLY! WE is totally PLAYING! I am on my way to PLAYPLAYPLAY!!

Praline said...

The two of you are too much fun. I like to get on my mom's night stand and step on the alarm clock and turn it off. It's a lot of fun to see the action around the house the next morning.

michico*Adan said...

Lamp is very heavy, I am very proud that you can whap it down....But....hmm....maybe wait for few more days while your mom has good mood~~

William said...

What kind of a bird has hot wings? I think all my bird pals have regular wings.

The Devil Dog said...

Oh, Sammy, you do push the limits, don't you.

Roxy

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sammy, um...I think your mommy's still going to be mad if you what the lamp when she's at werk -- unless you can find a way to blame it on Billy!

Miles -- How are you ever going to know what IS kitty food unless you lick it? Good job!

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