Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for today: confuse the beans at all times- let them fall asleep with your head under their chin and wake up with your butt in the same place.


Whapping lesson for today: Whapping the humans. Whapping the humans is tricky. It's perfectly ok to whap them when you're angry - like when you have to go to the v-e-t, or getting a paw-di-cure. Whapping is also acceptable when your humans tick you off - talking cutsey baby talk to you all the time, or squishing you when they hug you, or when they lay on your feet because you have claimed the pillow as your own.
Whapping the human is, however, NOT acceptable i got nothing. Whapping the human is pretty much always acceptable.


Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Miles you are the master!!!!!


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles that is purrfect!

and sammy, i agree, but i usually only whap sarge when he is asleep so he won't know i did it on purpose. i have some grate acts going on, like:

"huh??? what???"
"hey! i was sleeping!"

stuff like that. it is going pretty good so far, thanks to you!!!

smiles, auntie bee

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Miles you are the champion, my friend!!!! (yeah, that was a song a long time ago).

Renee said...

LOL! Perhaps the human doesn't always agree with you?

T'Abby Normal said...

I have only just discovered the pleasure of whapping things. Today I whapped Ms. C's scissors angrily as she put them into her drawer. They were RUDE.
Abby Normal

felinesopher said...

who ho hoh ho...we love your rules, absolutely purrfect!

see our masseur kitties, Fatum & Brutum and when WE all become Significant Other to our beloved human

Ramses said...

I'm not sure I could ever bring myself to whap My Mummy, but all other humans are fair game in my books! ;)

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, that's a fabulous rule! :)

Sammy, we think we need you to teach us how to whap humans. Our humans really don't like it when we whap them.

Parker said...

The ol' head - butt switch-up always keeps them guessing!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles....Mommy says you are a rascal!

Sammy: THE WHAPMEISTER...for sure


The Devil Dog said...

Miles, you are the man! Sammy, I think I would be in a lot of trouble if I were you.


Gandalf & Grayson said...

You are so right, Miles!! We seem to get Mom's attention when she's at the computer with the 'smell my butt' approach. Works the fastest! Hehehe.

Sammy, you slay us! Seriously, man.

DEBRA said...

Rock man Miles, rock on....

Sammy not only do I whap I also use the toofs to put da bitey on. It is furry effective way of gettin attenshuns! Come on ofur Sammy and show me how to whap Momma's kitty kollection...

**wavin paws**
Bye Billy sweet feets
Bye Miles da rock on man

and Gracie

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy whapmeister extraordinaire

Purrs and headbutts
Your adoring little baby tuxie gurl

The Island Cats said...

You are the Master Whapper!!!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wipes brow. Thank heavens. For a minute there I thought that maybe there would be a time when whapping wasn't okay...

ML said...

Hey, Miles, you are tha man-cat. That is a grrreat rule.
Sammy, whapping hoomans is always "in style".
Purrs, Smokey

ML said...

Hi, Billy Sweetfeets, you still outside hunting tha buggies? Can KC and I come play???? We'll bring lizzies!
~~ Faith Boomerang

Tybalt said...

Great rule and great whapping lesson!


BILLY!!! Can you PLAY?????

Tybalt said...

~ Dana

HotMBC said...

Dude, great lesson. Excuse me while I go whap a human.
~~the Pepster

HotMBC said...

heeehehe Miles. I loves that rool. I'll hafta try that.
Wanna come ofur and play rattly mices and then nap on my leopard snuggle?
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Miles, it's even better if dey wake up cuz ya farted! Sammy, we haf never whapped mommy but we do it to dad alla time. We don't whap mom cuz she controls ALL da food and treats in dis house. We like food and treats.

Mr. Echo said...

Miles, dats a grate idea!

Sammy yoo wooda bin prowd of me this mornin. I wuz whappin and givin the two Bs to mommy. (Da bitey and da bunnykikk) Whut a grate way to start the day!

Daisy said...

I do not do much whapping, but I do a lot of biting.

Miles, that's a funny trick. I am going to try it!

The Furry Kids said...

I have learned so much from you guys today. hee hee


Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, we don't sleep anywhere but between mom's legs, so that won't work for us, but we have found that she doesn't like it when we stick our butt in her face when she is on the computer.

Sammy - you are correct - whapping the humans anytime is okay.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Junior said...

I whap my Meowm all the time!!~~Junior

I whap my Meowm sometimes!!~~Orion

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Me has never whapped my mommy! What ifs she made me goes away? Me whapps da woofie all da time doe, maybe she will go away! ~Empress

Mickey said...

Hahahahaha!!! Good one Miles :)
Sammy I am so glad to hear you say that :) Great cdecision dude ;)
Purrs Mickey

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno, Miles ... I sincerely believe that Mom would whap us back.

TheSlyCat said...

yes, Whapping beans is always okay. But I need some advice. Sometimes I get carried away and the whapping turns into scratching mom and the bitey. Any tips?

FrecklesandDeb said...

Wise, wise words, as usual, from both of you!

Princess said...

You two are experts!
I like sleeping with my butt near the Blizzie's face

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Hehehehe...Angie is gonna try the head and butt switcharoo tonight!

We noticed over at the Taylor Catsssss that today is your Mommy's birthday! Happy Birthday Meezer Mom - woohoo! Hope you had a great day :)


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