Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY GINGERSNAP
So, ME kissded the mom lady person. And now she won't leave me alone.
ME is big tough tiger! ME doesn't need snuggles or huggles or kissies or any of that mushy stuff!!!
The mom lady person is sad. She finded ME standing in human litterbox yesterday morning. She said that she thought ME was done doing things like that. ME stands in the human rain box to0 - when the water starts falling and filling up the bubbly part, ME jumps in and stays until the water gets too hot. Then me stands and leans over the side and drinks the bubbles. Bubbles is good. ME sticks my paws in the bubbly water and washes them. Me has to keep my feets sweet!!!

41 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well Billy boy...it's furry manly to get mommy snuggles, huggles and kissies! Most mancats like dat stuff.

Derby said...

You like the human rain box when it is actually doing stuff. I wait until mum is done, then I jump in and lick up some of the extra water.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You probably get along well with Beethovan, Boy's brother. He loves water too.

But like you said, you need to keep your feets sweet!!!

purrs and tail wags

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Bill,

Your just supposed to watch the pet humans as the stand in the rain box. It's really fun to watch them naked. I watch my pets all the time, and sometimes I sit on the side of the bathtub.

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

p.s. the toilet thing is kinda gross. you need to give up that one!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Wow, Billy! Is that how you keep your feet so sweet? Now we know the secret.

T'Abby Normal said...

Dear Billy,
You are a very daring cat to do all that. I wanted to get in the shower with my mom, but it's kind of nasty in there! I don't like getting wet! :(
Purrs,
Abby Normal

michico*Adan said...

My human never allowed me close to their litterbox, that is not fair!

Camie's Kitties said...

Billy, we agree with ZS&S, it is very mancatly to like huggles and snuggles and kisses. And if you let your mommy do that, you usually get more treats.

Are you part Turkish Van that you like the water? When your mom lady person complains, just remind her she was worried when you wouldn't touch water at all.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Max said...

Little doood...water is EVIL. But Buddah used to get in it too so the People kept their litterbox closed. Now he bangs cupboard and cabinet doors, because he has to do SOMETHING to annoy them... Maybe you should find a louder hobby.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Billy, you are obviously a water cat. I bet you would rescue your human before she drowned in the bathtub!

Renee said...

I bet you would love playing in something like a bird bath! But if it really had feathers then you would have to fight Sammy for it huh? ;)

I wonder though if your mom could keep you out of the human litter box by giving you a kitty bath (not giving the cat a bath...but making a bird bath for kitteh)

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Bill.. you haz some funny habbutts fur a kitty. But den, dat iz a cat fur you! Way to goez bud.. clean feets iz a must!

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Wow...you is very brave. We run as fast as we can away from the rainy thing and the big mommy litterbox bowl.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, Billy, you really like water! We think you are a little crazy. We have to have weekly baths, and that's more than enough water for us!

Big Mancats give their moms snuggles and kisses, just so you know. :)

Parker said...

I think that if you are going to stand in the human litterbox, it's good to stand in the showerbox with bubble right after - you're right, your feet will stay sweet that way!
Snuggles and kisses are the price we pay for being so adorable!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Billy boy, you're a tiny bit... odd! We do not want our feets to be wet. Kisses and stuff are inevitable Billy. Sorry.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Billy, my love, you really like water....a lot! I'm a bit upset now. Does this mean not more kisses and stuff for me too? Oh dear....I don't think I can carry on without my SweetFeets kisses! I'm sure your Mommy feels the same way. Won't you please reconsider???

Much love, Auntie Deb

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

dear little billy, i don't understand but i defend your right to do it! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ramses said...

Clean toes are important that's for sure I'm just not sure that your cleaning methods are universally recognized my most felines! ;)

The Island Cats said...

Hi Billy!! Most of us cats don't like to get wet...but you are different!!! Once Ernie jumped into the human rain box when there was bubbles in it and it scared him lots!! Guess nothing scares a tough tiger like you!

Oh, and go ahead and let the mom lady person kiss you...it will make her happy then she won't get mad at you when you get your feets wet.

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Mickey said...

Billy, it's OK to snuggle with your Mom because it's your Mom!!!!
Standing in water on purpose...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Water is for drinking!!!!!!!!
Must admit,I never tasted bubbles ,heehee
Purrs Mickey

Chance said...

BUBBLES iz GUD! I lyk ta likk likk likk da bubbles frum Mommie's baff all da tym. I donna lyk da water part, but da bubbles are yums.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I don't understand why she wants you dry. I mean, you're nice and clean! We don't have open toilets in our house because I'd most likely do the same thing as you. Try TRASH Billy- its great!!

Kaze

The Meowers from Missouri said...

dude--whatsamatta u? DOGS drink outta human litterboxes. feh! if dogs like it, it CAN'T be good!! you prolly aughta knock that off.

if yer MLP doesn't object to li'l wet pawprints and it's just that yer she don't like where yer feets gets wet, maybe she'll put a little dishpan inna big rain box wif some water in it for you to play in, an' keep the lid down on the litterbox (ours does, an' it tics off cocoa, so we think it's OK!).

if she doesn't want li'l wet pawprints at all--well, you're screwed, little guy.

an' i am a big mancatly tiger cat, too--an' i snuggles my mom AND my dad. you nefur gets too old for lovins!!

::wavin' paws at sammy & miles:: hey, guys!! howya?

yer furriend,
nitro s pierce

Shaggy, Scooby & Scout said...

Billy, just try sitting on the counter & staring at her when she takes her bath. Mom says it creeps her out.

DEBRA said...

Billy Sweetfeets yoo r a waterkitty! We all runs frum da waters so Momma doesn't hafta werry bout us in da hooman water closets....now I can udderstand why yur feets is sooo sweet!

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweetfeets
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man...

Hey Sammy ya wanna comes ofur and help me blow out all my candles?

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Junior said...

It is very sweet that you kissed the Mom person.

As long as you stand in the human litterbox when the water is clean...then all is well (at least we think so).

It is kinda funny to us that you like the human rain box so much. I (junior) like to sit on the edge and keep Meowm company while she is in there...and I don't mind drinking ab it of the water, but I don't stand in it.

I (Orion) really do not like the human rain box.....I get put in there and Meowm almost drowned me~she says I was getting a bath, but I know better.

Aoise said...

Definitly if you are going to have wet feets you have to do the wain box last cos oferwise your feets might be a bit smellie.

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

BILLY! I felled into the human water tub this weekend. I jumped out fast and ran fast but Mommy and Daddy laughed at me and said it had to be somefing I learned from you. I was soaked and me not like it!! Tub nots as fun as rain box which is lots of fun to attack!

PLAY!! Dana having a party today at Tybalt's! Let's go PLAYPLAYPLAY there!! - Fagin

HotMBC said...

Beans always get bent out of shape in you stand in the human litterbox. You might as well get used to it, Billy.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Milesssss! Lotsa purrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies from yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

PB & J said...

Oh Billy Boy - you always make Mommy laugh and laugh! But you should keep up with the kisses, they can lead to treats!

Bert

Beezer said...

Billy, I like the rain box too. Every morning when mine mombean turns on the rain I jump up and stick mine head in to make sure that the water is not to hot and not to cold. She sez that I am the official water tester! Its a very important jobbie. It sounds like you are gonna grow up to be a water tester too.

Oh, I kiss mine mombean alla da time. I'm the Love Sponge!!

Daisy said...

You are such a silly-Billy to stand in the human litterbox!

Tybalt said...

BILLY! You don't like KISSES? But I LIKE to kiss MY BILLY!

~Dana

PS: PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!!!!!!! *dances*

jenianddean said...

Billy, you're silly to play in the water like that. Josie does like to watch the TP go down the drain, though.
--Jasper

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow, Billy ... Perhaps your momma should put catnip bubbles in the rainy shower box for you to play. Whaddya think?

Concatulations to your daddy on the new job. Yay!

An' a furry happy birthday to your momma even though she's not celebrating them anymore.

DMM

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Bill, i know you is a big man cat and stuff but maybe if you give your mama lots of kisses she will give you lotsa stuff in exchange. Like when I give mama licks she gives me papaya!

OH and I wanted to say belated congratulations to your daddy and his job!!!

Mr. Echo said...

I missed lotsa stuff on your bloggy.

Billy, I bet yoo grow outta that water habit. I did. But I nefurr stood in the water litter bocks.

Concats on the cat dad's job! And the birthday for the momma...she gots sum nice pressints.

And yoo diddint miss much in the race. Joonyurr got runned over at the end and Kurt Bush won by default. A nap wooda bin a bedder use of time.

The Furry Kids said...

Billy, I love to play in the human litter box. It's super fun to splishy splash around in there. heh heh

EG

Tyler said...

Silly Billy,

Are you part Turkish Van? I've heard that they're a type of cat that loves water. They are white with a bit of ginger, but maybe you are a distant relative.

My mom says she bets your feet stay sweet no matter where you put them. She understands why your mom would want to smoother you with kisses and hugs.

The mushy stuff is cool Billy. It makes you feel tingly inside.It's for the biggest of mancats.

Kelly Cat said...

Billy ol' boy, when your mama loves on you like that, you've got her right where you want her! You can do almost anything, ask for almost anything, and she can't hardly say no because you're so adorable!

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