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Friday, July 11, 2008
SAMMY

An Open Letter to the lady who calls herself Mother

Re: Morning Skritch Time

Dear Lady who calls herself Mother

What the heck is up with the "I can't stand here and sktrich your butt all day" attitude you haf adopted lately? Get your hiney out of bed earlier to attend to my needs woman! If I don't get my solid 15 minutes of butt skritches (and the kind that make me arch my back and tip over) then I am crabilated all day. If you would like to come home to less whappage, then you know what you haf to do.

Your truly
Samuel Alfonse Meezer

35 cats hollering back:

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Whoa. Sammy used all three names. This is waaaay serious!!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Scritches are very important! We hope your mom starts doing her job!

Ramses said...

Oh yer gotta get scritches!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

harharhar! butt skritchez.
i like dat area jus above da tail.
luv--jh

The Crew said...

Well said, Sammy. Now the rest is up to her!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

now sammy bear, let me teach you about getting more flies with honey. why would you want more flies you ask? well that's easy! um... well...

shoot, guess i'll have to take some more fish oil and think about it. ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh dear....Sammy used all his names....this is serious! Umm...Sammy....Mommy said she would give you some...ummm...butt skritchez.

Renee said...

I saw that Brach likes that arched brush thingy for self skritching. Would that help or is Sammy too lazy to self skritch?

The Furry Kids said...

You said it!

EG

Tybalt said...

I bet your mommy shapes up right away after reading that, Sammy!

Kitty Cat Cast said...

My lovely Simba and Persia had to move away. This has been one of the most sad times in my life. They both went to very wonderful owners that I know; but still it has been very hard on us to have to give them up!

If you want to see pictures and videos of them go to: http://catcast.podomatic.com

Please throw up a prayer or two for us as well.

Simba and Persia’s Human

meep & Twizz & Bear said...

"Samuel Alfonse Meezer" - what an awesome name dude!

It seems to us that you made it furry clear to your mom with a lesson in kitty logic:

more butt skritches = less whappage

HotMBC said...

Oh no Sammy, we wouldn't want yoo crabiliated all day!!! Go whap more things and yoo'l feel better.

Purrageous Pirates said...

You tell her Sammy! Somtimes humans must be reminded just who is in charge!! - Captain Jack

BILLY! ME COMING OFUR! we gotta PLAY! YES! PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! - Fagin

Junior said...

I guess you told her! I hope it helps!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It is so irritating when humans get out of line. I hope that she is going to mend her ways soon.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I know, right?!! It is SOO frustrating when humans can't get it together and blame us for the consequences.

Latte

Daisy said...

Butt scritches are important for quality of life!

Tyler said...

Your mom left for work without putting in her time at her REAL job? And you wrote her up? Will it go in her file? At what point does she get suspended, fired, done away with? This is very serious. Hopefully she'll give you double time to make up for her mistakes.

Camie's Kitties said...

Just remember Samuel Alfonse Meezer that your mom is going to be home all day and that she has a looooong drive to work to get you food and treats. If she doesn't always have time in the morning - maybe she could give you your butt skritches in the evening when she comes home instead?

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Efun we am way fraid. I finks yur Mom should listen and do what yoo says.

The Island Cats said...

Whoa...we hope that letter gets some action....

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Furkidsmom said...

Scrinches are vital to our every day life! We make sure our Meowmy gives us lots of scrinches, even if it means knocking the lamp off her night table to wake her up!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh yeah, butt scritches are great. I have the same problem with my momma--she is too lazy to give me enough massages in the morning.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

DaisyMae Maus said...

You said it, dood! It's all 'bout the priorities!
DMM

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

That was a fery gud letter to Mother. She needs ta be told directly when she is missin her duties...

Derby said...

I get mine by jumping in the bed with mum. Before she even is allowed to get out of bed, I get scritches.

The Devil Dog said...

That's telling her!

Roxy

Princess said...

Sammy, you deserve your butt skritches
I am so so sorry that your lady has been shirking her duties!

I hope you have a terrifical and skritchable week-end

muffinmidi said...

Attaboy, Sammy.Sometimes you have to lay down the law to the humans.

Max said...

You tell her, Sammy! And while you're at it, tell the Woman. She hasn't been giving me proper attention lately, either.

Mickey said...

Yeah!!! What you said!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the birthday wishes too!
It was a great day!!!
Purrs Mickey

T'Abby Normal said...

I like your attitude. I don't like getting my butt scritched, but I can maybe adopt that tone of voice for tuna-time.

TT said...

Way to go Sammy! That should show hers you mean business. I would try hide the tootsie roll in her pillow too - ya know, I'm just sayin ....

Lux said...

Great letter, Sammy!

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