Friday, July 18, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Dear Lady who calls herself MOM

Well, you have been doing better in the skritching department this week and I 'presheate it. HOWEVER, you cannot seem to hold too much informashun in your brain at one time can you?
For Example: WATER DISHES - um, they need WATER in them.

LITTER BOX - while the Breeze box is very nice and much less stinky, that does not mean you can go 4 days without changing the pee pad. It's your own fault if it is a little messy to pick up. Learn your lesson and remember it for the next time (which by my cal-q-lashun should be SATURDAY. as in TOMORROW.

TOY BOX - fev-ver toys go on TOP. if you put them in the bottom I will tip it over and throw the toys all over the floor to get to my fev-ver toys.

DAYS of the Week - Yesterday was Thursday. Today is FRIDAY. Don't lay in bed and spend 10 minutes arguing wif yourself about what day it is. Just ask me. I'm a cat and I know what day it is for cripes sake.

I'm glad we had this talk, aren't you?

NOW SKRITCH ME

48 comments:

DaisyMae Maus said...

Sammy:
It's a good thing that you're so smart or your life would be a mess.
DMM

GRRRETA said...

I think she owes you some extra scritches to make up for her recent neglect of her duties...and some treats too...and some more scritches.

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ya know, mom's get tired and bizzy and den things get neglected. It's not an excuse. Dey just need to get more organized and stop doing stoopid things like housework and laundry. Well, dey can do towel laundry cuz clean, warm towels is good to lay in.

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Good Heavens! Your pet human needs some serious retraining!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

FrecklesandDeb said...

I'm sure your Mom is very appreciative of your suggestions. Sometimes you just have to state things clearly for us humans to learn.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think the way things are going, your human could use a good whap.

Max said...

Forgive your People for they are only human. And then poop on something, just because.

craziecats said...

My mum is really good wiff the litter tray - 'cos Daddy does it!

If you want something doing properly - get a male to do it...

charlie

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Wow Sammy, you are really smart! Mommy is calling you next time she needs to know what day it is!!


::Hi Miles::

::Hi My Billy SweetFeets::

DEBRA said...

Sammy
Its a gud fing yur Mom has yoo around -- we have to keep up wif sooo much don't we?

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

Boo
Ping
Jinx
and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy schedule keeping cocoa puff meezerman....

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel princess
Abby

Texas said...

Wow Sammy, you should give your human a big crabilated face and a gentle whap so she gets the message!

If you want your mom to change the litter box more, just don't cover your poo. That's what I do. I get grumped at for that sometimes though. Was' a breezebox?

Purrageous Pirates said...

We are totally going to learn by your example Sammy. Our Mommy has been very neglectful of us this week and she must be punished!! - Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY! COME OFUR!! I missed us PLAYing. We have to make up for it by tearing up the house. Come PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!!!! - Fagin

Eric and Flynn said...

Sammy it's a good job your mum has you to keep her in order. She'd never manage without you to tell her how to do things.
No I didn't eat the worm, but I made it go into three pieces so I may have deaded it.
Flynn

Shaggy, Scooby & Scout said...

They need so much help, don't they?

TT said...

Sammy you is so smart! I fink all da beans needs to learn from yous!!

HotMBC said...

Miles, is Sammy in a bad mood? Come over here and we can hide out in my room and there's no one in a bad mood there. We can snuggle on my leopard snuggle and watch the birdies through the window.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

The Woman says she refuses to change the Breeze pad more than once a week as long as we are still using the other box upstairs. We STILL haven't pooed in the Breeze box even though the Woman put a top on it.

Chase

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

you tell her Sammy! it sounds like she needs a training refresher course. perhaps a piddle outside the Breeze box would be a good reminder?

Billy, um, i can deal with your drinking the bathwater as long as you promise to do it BEFORE the bean gets in. *shudder*

Junior said...

I hope that set her straight Sammy!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

hey, maybe you could help me tell my mama those things about my litterbox? she never remembers to clean it - like its my job or something!

Daisy said...

Yep, those pee pads get awfully filled up if you don't change them in time!

The Furry Kids said...

I hear you on the toy box. Mama just throws everything in there willy nilly and me and EG have to dig through. Then she gets all hissy.

As far as the litterbox goes, if you get a butt worm, then your litter gets changed every day. It's kind of nice. hee hee Except EG's started eating the Swheat Scoop. We don't know why and he's not telling. I think Titus put him up to it.

I hope you guys get all caught up on your scritches this weekend.

Happy Friday!
Love,
Tazo

Samantha & Mr. Tigger said...

Oh Sammy, you are our hero! We are going to go and talk to our Mom about a few things she is not doing, too! Thanks for the lesson!
Your FL furiends,

The Crew said...

Excellent, Sammy...'specially the part about keeping the litterbox cleaner!

(ahem) Mom are you paying attention?

George

goldenshade said...

Pee pad?

Sounds interesting. great list, Sammy.

maybe you'll have to make a poster out of it or better yet, a billboard!

purrs Goldie

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sammy are you so smart like me from fish oil? har har

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

haha You told her!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hi guys! Thanks for the comment on the blog...it made me feel better!

::whispering:: Meezer Mommy....I can come over and you can rub my tummy....anytime!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Now that is the way to talk to a human. All one-sided. No sass or backtalk!

(Was she listening?)

meep, Twizz, and Bear said...

People - what are we gonna do with them? We'll be sure and remind our mom 'bout the Breeze weewee pad when it gets here - thanks for the heads-up!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Sammy, you're on top of things, Buddy!!

Quasi said...

So, what kind of litter box is that? It sounds cool (if only your mom cleans it). Also, I think you should turn the toy box over and spill everything out anyway. You never know what toy might be buried in the bottom that you've forgotten about.

Mickey said...

Mom's need frequent re-training!!
For some reason they are unable to remember important things !!!
Like US!!!!
Maybe you need to write instructions for her ;) heh,heh,heh
Purrs Mickey

YE OLDE CAR CLUB said...

Miss Peach sure did surprise me by telling you about my vintage car blog. I want to thank you so much for your nice visit too, she sure has some great friends. I hope you enjoyed wandering around the old cars and thank you for not clawing the upholstery. Next time you come by, I will have some cat nip waiting and Miss Peach will serve some of her tea. Mustang is a cool carr, hope she finds one.

Lux said...

I sure hope she paid attention to all your dema ... er, reasonable requests!

jenianddean said...

It really IS a lot to keep up with so I'm sure this serves as a good reminder.
--Jasper

The Devil Dog said...

Dad forgets about the first one. Thank goodness for mom. As for the day of the week, mom doesn't have that problem. I wish she did. Instead of getting up early and running, I would appreciate more sleeping.
Hope your mom understands this time.

Roxy

Derby said...

Fevver toys must be on top so they don't get all smooshed.

Sweet Praline said...

That's the way to tell the mom bean! I have to remind my mom of a lot of stuff too.

Thanks for visiting my blog and helping us out with rebuilding the blog list. We really appreciate it.

The Cat Realm said...

I bet your Mom is very happy to have you. She might not be functional without your prep talks!!!

Aoise said...

Its hard werk keeping beans on their toes. My miewmie sumtimes covers up my stinky goodness if I go for a short stroll and then forgets to uncover it !!

Camie's Kitties said...

Mom's sometimes have trouble remembering what day it is, and doing other stuff too.

We hope you have a nice weekend.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Ariel said...

Ummm...This reminds me I got to talk to my mom.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

You LIKE the Breeze litterbox? Please tell us why.

Halloween said...

Dear Sammy and Miles, Thanks for the tip about tossing my food bowl down the stairs when it has unacceptable stinky goodness in it. My food bowl is actually right next to the stairs. I am such a good cat that it never occurred to me to whap my bowl down the stairs. I will use your suggestion at the next appropriate moment.

Thanks and purrs, Halloween

ria said...

"I wike my fev-ver toys too cos I pretend I'm eatin mommy's bird she keeps in a cagey-thingy." :")

~Meezer

TheSlyCat said...

Thanks for the purrs, prayers and support!!!

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