Dear Other Cats that live in MY house
Let me refresh the rules for you:
1. I was the FERST Meezer to move in here, Grampa Norton passed the mantle of ALPHA CAT to ME and ME ALONE
2. I get the ferst morning skritches from the mom
3. I get the last night time skritches from the mom
4. I get the prime snuggle spot under the mom's right arm
5. The dining room table is MINE and only MINE
6. ALL THE TOYS ARE MINE. I only let you borrow them. DO NOT SLOBBER ON THEM. I don't want to haf to smell your nasty breafs all over MY toys
7. THE GIZZY IS MINE. Miles - I let you have the Spicy Vixen snuggle. Billy, I let you have the multi colore snuggle AND the black and white fuzzy snuggle
8. I get the ferst tem-tay-shuns when it's treat time
9. THE BIG WINDOWSILL IS MINE.
Does everycat unnerstand?
OH NO, I hopes that my beautiful ABBY does not think that I am mean and rude and bossy. Please don't think badly of me my beautiful tuxie angel, but someone has to keep the order around here.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...