Friday, August 01, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Dear Other Cats that live in MY house

Let me refresh the rules for you:

1. I was the FERST Meezer to move in here, Grampa Norton passed the mantle of ALPHA CAT to ME and ME ALONE

2. I get the ferst morning skritches from the mom

3. I get the last night time skritches from the mom

4. I get the prime snuggle spot under the mom's right arm

5. The dining room table is MINE and only MINE

6. ALL THE TOYS ARE MINE. I only let you borrow them. DO NOT SLOBBER ON THEM. I don't want to haf to smell your nasty breafs all over MY toys

7. THE GIZZY IS MINE. Miles - I let you have the Spicy Vixen snuggle. Billy, I let you have the multi colore snuggle AND the black and white fuzzy snuggle

8. I get the ferst tem-tay-shuns when it's treat time

9. THE BIG WINDOWSILL IS MINE.

Does everycat unnerstand?


OH NO, I hopes that my beautiful ABBY does not think that I am mean and rude and bossy. Please don't think badly of me my beautiful tuxie angel, but someone has to keep the order around here.

38 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sammy i think you forgot to say all the whapping sruff is yours too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Parker said...

Right on Sammy!
Tell it like it is!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Wow! Those are some strict rules, but we understand the need for order (as long as it doesn't apply to us!)

William said...

::whispering::
Sammy, man, I hate to tell you, but really your mom is the alpha cat. Always has been, always will be.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Good luck with that...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What's bossy about telling the truth?

Max said...

Good luck with this, doood. I got the same problem here--it's all mine, but no one seems to respect that!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Good rulz, Sammy!

Skeeter

The Whiskers and Purrs Gang said...

Ooooohhh...we likes a man that takes control...Hubba Hubba!

Very truly yours,
The Girls from the Whiskers and Purrs Gang

Eric and Flynn said...

Well that's told them!!

Tigmut'hep said...

I understand your position Sammy, it is the same here! I'm only bossy, cause I have to be or the Abys would take all my toys, blankets, snuggle spots and food. In fact they'd probably take my boy, I mean it's bad enough that I've just found out that I have to share my boy in the summer with another cat...

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I fink dat yoo is doin a gud service to let efurryone knoo what da roolz r! I fink yoo is wunderfull!!! A true mancat always knoos what his limitations r...fank yoo Mr Clint Eastwood! (Momma said dat wuz sum ref-fur-ance to a moovie)

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet Feets
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*

Bye to my sweet strong handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little tiny princess
~Abby

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Sammy, as th Alpha Cat it is important to make your position clear. That's what Alpha Cats do. It helps keep everything orderly. Carry on, Alpha Cat. Carry on.

Millie said...

Hahahaha! Good rules. Of course, I am the Alpha Cat here! (I'm the only cat here. hmm)

Mickey said...

Sammy, a Mancats gotta do what a Mancats gotta do!!!
Purrs Mickey

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, you have to let everyone know who is boss sometimes. It goes with the territory of being alpha cat. We just hope they listen to you (but we're not holding our [nasty] breaths)!!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You have to set them straight Sammy!

Chase

We've joined your ranks. We are now a Breeze Box household and we're using them. At least you guys aren't alone now!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

I am going to copy your list & post it at our house. -Shaggy

Tybalt said...

Sometimes and alpha mancat has to assert his authority.

~Tybalt

BILLY!!! PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Dana

The Crew said...

Don't worry yourself, Sammy. There are many perks that come along with being "Senior Cat" and unfortunately we have to remind the family of certain things from time to time. There's nothing mean about stating the facts!

George

Daisy said...

Sharing is very, very hard.

The Furry Kids said...

I think all of those statements are reasonable.

EG

Junior said...

I know exactly how you feel Sammy!!

Junior

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What's wrong, Sammy? Are you feeling left out, old, disrespected....?

We hope Abby will give you a hug so you feel better about yourself and your place in the household. You are number 1, even without telling them so.

The Catmosphere said...

Ground rules is very important for the top Alpha cat!
I should know! I am always having troubles with that in my house too!
~Alex

By the way today is my neice Wikipedia's birthday,
Please come visit and have some treats.

Eric and Flynn said...

Our blog is still locked. We can still see it and comment on others, but we can't post on it. Blogger said we had to ask furr a review which we have done, and if they think we are okay they will unlock it in two working days. If not, they will delete it completely in twenty days.
Help!!! We don't want to lose two years worth of blogging!

Princess said...

Sammy, I agree with you.
Now go have a nice week-end!!

Lux said...

This is only fair. :)

Happy Weekend!

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno, Sammy ... That IS a little peckish.
DMM

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Somecat hasta be in charge or there will be kay-aws!

Derby said...

Sammy everycat needs to know the rules of the house. I rule my house, but then I am an only cat.

Alexi said...

If you can get your mom to give you firstest skritches and lastest skritches, you are the alpha Mancat.

Sweet Praline said...

Tell everyone about it! You are definitely an alpha Mancat!

GRRRETA said...

I think you are going a little too far with rule #6...a kitty's gotta slobber on toys a little.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Sammy, thanks for visiting with us when Momma was too busy to post or visit ... I appreciate it! And being we have the almost same name, I agree with your stand on things! It is a Sam(my) thing! And Abby should be proud of her handsome mancat for being such a manly dude to tell your brofurs what you think ... and you are nothing but sweet to her!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sam

Tesla said...

Hai! Wanted to tell yoo sumtin. Left special award over at meh bloggy

Please stop by and pick up soon!

Tesla said...

I think you're right to give the orders. Mom says when we get more furbabies i'll be in charge too.

Will you teach me?!

The Devil Dog said...

It is very important to have a chain of command, Sammy. Otherwise, there is chaos. And no one wants chaos.

Roxy

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS