Here is the Miles Report - July Forf Edishun
The Party Report - Grammie and Grampie's 50th wedding annifursary party was this weekend. WE was not invited. Prime Rib was served. That was TOTALLY unfair.
The Meezer Dad Report - Meezer Dad (aka My Foo-ton Dude) was home. He starts his new jobbie today at 12 noon. Good thing because he can't get his butt out of bed early. Oh, I finded this letter from Meezer Dad:
Dear Sammy, Miles and Billy - Please do not sleep on my face or feets when I am home to visit. I am 'lergik to you all and it makes it hard for me to breathe. I love you all, but you make me sneeze. Kiss Kiss. Daddy (aka Meezer Dad or Foo-ton Dude).
The food report: Well, I can tell you what we DIDN'T have. PRIME RIB. or ICE CREAM CAKE. There was ice cream cake at the party too. and they didn't bring any home with them. Ungrateful Meezer parents.
The Bill Report - um, he ran out the front door last night. and his feets were wet alot too.
The Weather Report - by Sammy: Sammy Meezer here with the weather report: no rain, no boom booms. Clear skies. Perfect alien watching weather. And there were lots of aliens this weekend. But that's a report for another time. Back to you Miles
The Sports Report: Meezer500 - won by Sammy (mommy says that's 'acuse I'm fat, I say nay-nay, it's because Sammy cheats - he jumps down the stairs instead of running). MeezerMania3027: Won by Miles!!!! WOO HOOO. (Mommy says pinning Billy doesn't count because I weigh 10 pounds more than him. I say nay-nay - he did a flying leap off the top turnbuckle and landed on my head- it's fair that I threw him down and sat on his head).
That is the Miles Report for today. Miles Meezer signing off.
::walks off mumbling - I will GET HER for not bringing me some prime rib!
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...