Monday, July 07, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Miles Report - July Forf Edishun

The Party Report - Grammie and Grampie's 50th wedding annifursary party was this weekend. WE was not invited. Prime Rib was served. That was TOTALLY unfair.

The Meezer Dad Report - Meezer Dad (aka My Foo-ton Dude) was home. He starts his new jobbie today at 12 noon. Good thing because he can't get his butt out of bed early. Oh, I finded this letter from Meezer Dad:
Dear Sammy, Miles and Billy - Please do not sleep on my face or feets when I am home to visit. I am 'lergik to you all and it makes it hard for me to breathe. I love you all, but you make me sneeze. Kiss Kiss. Daddy (aka Meezer Dad or Foo-ton Dude).

The food report: Well, I can tell you what we DIDN'T have. PRIME RIB. or ICE CREAM CAKE. There was ice cream cake at the party too. and they didn't bring any home with them. Ungrateful Meezer parents.

The Bill Report - um, he ran out the front door last night. and his feets were wet alot too.

The Weather Report - by Sammy: Sammy Meezer here with the weather report: no rain, no boom booms. Clear skies. Perfect alien watching weather. And there were lots of aliens this weekend. But that's a report for another time. Back to you Miles

The Sports Report: Meezer500 - won by Sammy (mommy says that's 'acuse I'm fat, I say nay-nay, it's because Sammy cheats - he jumps down the stairs instead of running). MeezerMania3027: Won by Miles!!!! WOO HOOO. (Mommy says pinning Billy doesn't count because I weigh 10 pounds more than him. I say nay-nay - he did a flying leap off the top turnbuckle and landed on my head- it's fair that I threw him down and sat on his head).

That is the Miles Report for today. Miles Meezer signing off.
::walks off mumbling - I will GET HER for not bringing me some prime rib!


Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ugh! How dare they? No Prime Rib? Dat's da bestest stuff efur! We's droolin just finking bout it.

Derby said...

No prime rib! No good, and you may not want to see my ManCat Monday post then!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well if y'all come to podunk i will totally get you some prime rib and ice cream cake... just sayin'

smiles, auntie bee

Mo said...

That was a lot going on to not have Prime Rib! Interested in learning more about the aliens!

~Not The Mama

T'Abby Normal said...

Me too, I am all ears about the aliens!

Your day sounds so exciting. I am sure if I was there you'd sit on me too, cause I am not full-grown yet and I like to attack anything that moves.

Max said...

Dooood! No prime rib? But that's like THE BEST MEAT in the world! Not bringing any home for the kitties is MEAN!

I think you should go barf on someone's toothbrush, that's what I think.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What?! You didn't get prime rib?! Happy Anniversary to your Grandparents even if they didn't get you any prime rib... sigh. Humans!

Kavan said...

I would be very, very certainly should have gotten some prime rib!


Anonymous said...

Sorry you were slighted by your entire human family. We'll go to Auntie Bee's for cake with you and you can have our Prime Rib! How's that?

Pssssst. We gave you an award a few days ago! It's here, waiting for you.

Isis said...

Ooh prime rib sounds yummy! We had ribs in the week for Mummy & Dad's anniversary and steak yesterday, but I've never had prime rib! I need to get myself a gorgeous Mancat who can supply me with these needs...

Mickey said...

Ut oh!! I feel a Miles revenge report coming soon!! hahahahhha
Good luck to your Dad today :)
Purrs Mickey

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

No prime rib is just unfair Miles, we feel for you! And that really is lousy that Meezer Dad is so allergic to you, poor dude! Wish him luck with his new jobbie from us!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

What a great Meezer Report. We are sorry you didn't get any prime rib....and we are sure that Meezer Mom is going to be sorry too...soon!

Billy....sweetie...don't run out the door! That is not safe!!! Smooches!!!

Auntie Deb

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

We are sorry to hear your dad is allergic to you. :( Our dad is allergic to furred cats too, but fortunately isn't allergic to us Sphynx.

It is totally unfair that you didn't get any prime rib or ice cream cake.

Anonymous said...

"No" prime rib how dare they.I like your report especially the sports report and your definitely not fat.
I would love you to help with the wedding.I heard Gree's and Othello's
wedding was beautiful.I missed it cause of mom being away.Plus mom says she has no idea how to plan an online wedding.Yet you might want to check
with Mao on a wedding date...Hugs Ariel

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I can't believe she didn't bring you Prime Rib. She's better be fearful because I know I wouldn't let my humans live that down.


HotMBC said...

Oh gosh Miles. Do I have to come ofur and meow to your Mommy bout it not bein rite to not gif yoo prime rib? Will I haf to bite her toeseys too? Sheesh. And I fink it's purrfectly ok to sit on Billy's hed if he jumps on yores first.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Miles dude, concats on winnign the MeezerMania8million (or whatever the number is heheh). Sammy, wtg on the Meezer500.
your bud Pepi

Renee said...

ummm I think you boys need to pay attention to your dad's note. breathing is pretty important to us beans.

Shaggy, Scooby & Scout said...

Sorry about the prime rib guys, and we think there is a rematch coming soon in the Meezer 500.
Billy! Don't you be bolting out the open doors anymore.

DEBRA said...

Dat is NO GUD at all, dey should have brought yoo sum roast beefs...I hadda sum hams last wuz gud. I don't normally eat hams but this smelled sooooo gud. Yum. We've had to take care of Mommies cuz she wuz sick but our healing purrs restored her...Sammy wood yoo like to come ofur and see my noo tent?

**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Bye Billy Sweet feets

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess

Tybalt said...

You got no prime rib? UNFAIR!!!!!!!


BILLY!!!! PLAY!!!!!!!


Junior said...

No prime rib!!!??? No ice cream???!!! How rude!!

FrecklesandDeb said...

No prime rib or ice cream cake? You have been treated unfairly! Thanks for the report. We enjoy keeping up with your gang through your unbiased and totally objective reports =:-)

Purrageous Pirates said...

No prime rib and no ice cream cake? We say this calls for sulking until a peace offering is given!!


DaisyMae Maus said...

You didn't get ANY of that good stuff? Oh, no. That's just not fair. I highly suggest some form of mess revenge.

Daisy said...

Billy ranned out the front door? Oh, Billy!

meep & Twizz & Bear said...

Congrats to Grammie & Grampie - wow, that is really furry nice! Sorry to hear that you guys didn't get any goodies tho . . . bummer.

Camie's Kitties said...

That is so not fair that you didn't get Prime Rib. The rest of your weekend sounds lot of fun tho.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

The Island Cats said...

Miles, that was quite a report! Thanks for filling us in on all the poop!

For that you definitely deserve Prime Rib!!!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

The Furry Kids said...

You guys had a busy weekend! I'm sorry that you didn't get any prime rib or ice cream cake. That just ain't right.

Congratulations to your dad on his new job and we wish him lots of luck on his first day!


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

NO PRIME RIB? well, we dunno what that is 'zactly on account of there never has been any in this house either, but if you're feelin' deprived then so are we!

:hey Lady, bring on the Prime Rib!:

Angus Mhor said...

No Prime Rib, and the Meezermom keeps editing your reports..what's with that? And how come the MeezerDad is just visitin'? Don't ya'll let him stay with you? Is he THAT 'lergic?

Boys, come on over to my place-we're gettin' down! Waaaay down!

PB & J said...

Great Googley Moogley you made Mommy squirt Diet Coke out her nose - you guys were sooo very funny! That's gotta hurt though...

The Devil Dog said...

Yeah, no prime rib is NAS-TY! Not nice at all. I think you need to have a talk with her. A serious talk. I can do it if you want.


Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Wow, great Reports guys! Shame about that Prime Rib. We dont get anny either, but we haf had some filly mini-nom a couple times.

An we agree that sittin on Billy was OK Miles, cause he jumped on yer head!

Anonymous said...

Hi Miles,

We've picked a date August 3oth.I'm very happy that your gonna help us.
We know with your help our wedding will be beautiful...Ariel

Praline said...

Loved the report! So sorry you didn't get any prime rib or ice cream cake. Mom won't give me any either.

William said...

No prime rib? No ice cream cake? That's pretty un-mom-ish.

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