Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

So, my rule for today is: standing in the hallway upstairs and hollering at the top of your lungs is a good way to start a game of THoE or Meezer500 OR just a plain 'ol riot.

SAMMY

Well, I would like to talk to you today again about whapping the people. 'pacifically whapping the feets while they are walking by. Now, this is a really fun activity. I personally like to follow behind and whap the heels and ankles and if I'm lucky, I can get the bottom of a foot. When you are lucky like that the best thing to do is holler and make the people pick up their feets and trip. Now, if you can get to the side you can whap some toes and that's always fun too. Just remember, when you whap the feets, don't get your paws stuck between their feets and the floor

35 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Mmmmm. Guys after our own hearts.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

well i can't do this one myself but i will pass it on to mr. whiskers. sounds like something he might like to try on sarge!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

TabbyNormal said...

You know what? I am so excited to find another kitty that loves that whapping game! I love to Get them when they are going upstairs, or walking unsuspectingly through the living room. Then I expect to be CHASED.
Purrs,
Abby Normal

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh oh, Sadie shoulda gotten yoor whapping lesson earlier. She gots her paw stuck between moms feets and da floor, it was a good thing mom had naked feets and was on da nice padded carpet.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh oh, Sadie shoulda gotten yoor whapping lesson earlier. She gots her paw stuck between moms feets and da floor, it was a good thing mom had naked feets and was on da nice padded carpet.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

I accidentally whapped Meowms foot with my back paw the other night.....and I scratched it.~Orion

Pumpkin said...

I don't only whap Momma's moving feets, I AMBOOSH her! When she walks past, I THROW mine body aginst her legs and she goes "AHH" but duzzent fall down and keeps walking.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Miles, I think that sounds like fun. Perhaps I will do that at 3 AM.

Lux said...

I'm taking notes so I'll remember this later!

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah My~!
This is a very good lesson!

Parker said...

I have never tried this - I can't believe it! What a fun way to whap!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Miles: We've never played Meezer500 before. It sounds like fun!!!

Sammy: Sam loves feets! Except he likes to lick them and make bikkies on them. He is weird!

.....I AM NOT WEIRD!!!!! -- sorry that was Sam.......Dude....you are weird....

Love, Seaborne

Billy SweetFeets: Please come over anytime and keep me company. You are one of my very favorite kitties and I love you so much!

Auntie Deb

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Miles, that's an excellent rule!

Sammy, thanks for the tips on whapping humans. We've mastered the "sitting in the middle of the stairs so we're in the way" but haven't progressed to whapping just yet.

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Speshully watch owt for da paws versus da floor. Humans could squish us easily.

Ramses said...

The only time I wanna whap people is when Dad makes mushy faces at My Mummy! Today is their anniversary so my urge to whap is very high, so I'm off to Kimo and Sabi's party to save getting told off! ;)

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

I love to whap at Momma and Daddy's hands the best, and sometimes put the bitey on, too ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Simon

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for the whapping lessons, Miles. We are going to be pros like you real soon!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, hollering is super fun. It can lead to all kinds of cool things to do. heh heh

Sammy, I have never tried this variety of whapping. I think I'm gonna give it a go. Thank you for the lesson.

EG

Anonymous said...

Gandalf loves to holler, Miles! But mostly when he's looking for Mom or screaming to go outside. We both like to sit on a chair and whap through the chair backs of sides when someone goes by, Sammy. We hope this pleases you, because it pleases us... Mom, not so much.

Hi, Billy, Sweet Feets! =)

Tybalt said...

Yelling and whapping? Wow - everyday must be like a party at your house! Can I come over?

~Tybalt

BILLY! I had FUNFUNFUN with you at my PARTY! Wanna come over to my PLAYHOUSE and PLAYPLAYPLAY??? I think we may still have some HAM left . . .

~Dana

Castle said...

that is avery good and important whapping rule!

i am not sure if ever said thank you for your lovely tribute to Stormie...but we wanted to let you know it was beautiful xxx

Motor Home Cats said...

Miles, that does sound like a good way to get some fun going. We don't have any stairs tho.

Sammy, we used to be really good at whapping, and only occasionally got our paws stuck between the feet and the floor. But sometimes that is adventageous too because they blame themselves and then you get extra hugs, kisses and treats.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Hmmm ... a riotous game of THoE could be just what the doctor ordered. Perhaps we'll play after Kimo & Sabi's party?
DMM

Tenny said...

Thanks to yur helpful hints I am becoming a world class whapper! Many purrs!

LZ said...

I love standing at the top of the stairs and calling for the Meezer 500. Why should a meezer have to walk somewhere to start a game?

Latte

I have never tried feet whapping....I'll have to try it!

Nomi said...

Whapping sounds like fun. I'll have to try it on miewmie but only after she has fed me !!

PB 'n J said...

Hmmm, whapping the feet sounds like fun, but it could be a bit dangerous. I think I'll try it anyway!

Pearl

zevo hussein calamari said...

We like to make our pet humans trip over us then we sue them for a fee. It works everytime. See you at all the parties.
xoxooxoxox

Mickey's Musings said...

That's a fun rule Miles!! ;)
Sammy,that is the coolest type of whapping!!! heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

Rosemary B❤️ said...

I realllllly like whapping Pierro!


This are good rules, hollering and whapping. I love hollering too! Keeps them guessing :-D

Sweet Purrfections said...

Just make sure you don't whap them hard enough to make the beans fall and injure their feet. Then you would have to play nurse like I have done for the past two weeks.

Just Ducky said...

THoE and whapping. Two wonderful activities. I agree don't get stepped on while whapping the feets.

The Devil Dog said...

Aren't you afraid of beans stepping on you by mistake, Sammy? I think I would be.
We don't holler, but we think it is a great way to start THoE and the Meezer500.

Roxy

Ivan from WMD said...

I'm likin' that rule, Miles. I wish we had an upstairs.

~Caroline!

Chrissie said...

Riot, Riot! That's right, Miles, you set'em up so Sammy can whap'em!

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