Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Here is my rule for today: when the evil woofie come in your house to eat your brother's head, make shur that you hiss and swipe your paw at him whenever you see him.

SAMMY

Whapping Damage from Sunday Night: (for mommy to find Monday Morning)
1. Human litterbox paper whapped into rainbox
2. everything on edge of rainbox whapped into rainbox
3. everything on counter in human litterbox room whapped to floor
4. face painting stuff in human litterbox room whapped into sink.
5. Curtains in human litterbox room pulled down.

Thanks Billy - you were a big help!!!

42 comments:

T'Abby Normal said...

You have truly been hard at work with your whapping! I whapped my mom's face and I got into trouble for it. I felt bad!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

rut ro... i think there's gonna' be trouble soon... oops!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Derby said...

Sounds like the house trashing party was at your house.

Chairman Mao said...

hehe, Miles! That's a furry good Meezur rool.

And Sammy, you are the Whappin CHAMP! I love whappin, too.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh excellent! Tag team whapping!

Renee said...

What a busy kitty you've been!

and Miles I didn't think that you would care much if Billy's head got eatten.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Miles! Yoo do care about Billy, protecting him from da woofie. When da nefew bring his woofie over here Speedy and Sadie kinda hide and Zippy uses him as a nap pillow.

Kavan said...

Sammy and Miles, I really appreciated your skills at my house, thanks!

Kavan

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Dearest Sammy,
You is the World Whappin' Champ! That was excellent!!!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Beau Beau & Angie said...

You are da pro Sammy!

DEBRA said...

Miles
Grate rool buddy!

Sammy yoo is da master whappanator.

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy Gingersnaps

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome super supreme whapmeister!

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adorin tiny tuxie baby gurl
Abby

The Furry Kids said...

I'm not sure I'd get away with your rule, Miles. Well, I guess I could if there was a strange dawg at my house.

Sammy, excellent whapping! I'm in awe.

EG

HotMBC said...

Grate rool Miles. Maybe Sammy shud whap the ebil woofie too.
Fanks for lettin me moof in wif my leopard snuggle and my rattly mices. If that introoder efur goes away, yoo can moof in our howse too.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Tybalt said...

Sounds like you had a lot of fun with the whapping!

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!! PLAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Dana

Forty Paws said...

What a great woofie furriend you've got.

Evil whapping brigade on Sunday night...

Luf, Us

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

My humans have been so passed out they haven't even noticed my whapping! Its quite depressing actually. Plus, Meowmy keeps like everything in a cabinet or up high so I can't whap it.

Latte

Kellykat said...

I like all the whapping that is going on here!

Thanks for visiting my blog. So very nice to meet you!

-Stryder

Jimmy Joe said...

That is a lot of whapping you have gotten done, Sammy! Miles--I think that Billy and Coco would have a good time playing together. And you could swipe your paws at her, too--she's used to it.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Isis said...

What great whapping boys!

Junior said...

Holy Cow! You had a busy night!

The Island Cats said...

Whoa, Sammy...there was some major whapping going on at your house!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

meep & Twizz & Bear said...

Dudes - you've been busy busy busy ...

And Miles - that was furry nice of you to try to protect little Billy!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yeah, whapping is why we have a nude fridge. Humans don't like us doing that.

We hear Sanjee moved in with you guys because she doesn't like their introoder.

snowforest said...

Impressive list ~ that is some great fun you guys had :)

Veronica (& Fig) said...

good rule!!!!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

haha, Renna is the human litter box room wrecker here. Yesterday she pulled some funny individually packaged balloons out of a bag and chewed um all up. I though she'd get in trouble 'cus you know balloon are dangerous but momma just laughed till I though she'd pee herself. ~Queen Snickers

HotMBC said...

I guesses we is scan-da-less, Miles. Does dat mean we can't gif cat scans???
*nosekissies*
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We are in awe of your whapping Sammy. We would be in big trouble if we tried even half of that! BIG. Does that make us bad ManCats?

Princess said...

Sammy, wonderful damage.
I really miss doing that but :::yawn::: I get so sleepy now just reading about your damage!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

You had a whapping good Sunday night, didn't you Sammy? Wooo hooo!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Good whappin werk, Sammy an Miles! Yer an inspiration ta us all...

Team Tabby said...

Were you guys 'training' little Billy in mancatly arts? The litterbox room is THE best, lots of stuff to whap.

Mindy & Moe

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wowie! You guys were furry busy whappin' stuff! I'm furry impressed!
DMM

Mickey said...

Sammy.....bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job!!!
Purrs Mickey

zevo hussein calamari said...

Most excellent whapping! Come on over to Boo's house. We have extra tequilla and ham. Even Billy can come!
xoxoxoox

TT said...

heh heh You shoulds that evils woofie didn'ts you? Whapping is the way to go, Im stills working on my whapping.

Angus Mhor said...

You sure were busy last night, Sammy! Did Billy Sweetfeets really help you with all that or are you just trying to deflect a little wrath?
Miles, you CHOMP'em good!

The Devil Dog said...

You were certainly busy, Sammy. Those are very good rules, but I think I will try to be good.

Roxy

Camie's Kitties said...

Woofies are okay - if they like kitties - if they don't, then hissing at them is perfectly okay.

Sounds like you have been busy Sammy. Did you do that all in one night?

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

FrecklesandDeb said...

Wow! You Meezers sure know how to have fun! Hissing at the woofies and whapping in the human litterbox room! Never a dull moment at your house -- you must keep your mom on her toes! (When you aren't whapping them!)

The Crew said...

Guys, we passed on an award to you!

caspersmom said...

Gosh, Billy Gingersnaps sounds like Faith-Boo. Always getting into trouble.

Casper

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