Friday, August 08, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

YAY! It's Friday!! I have my weekend agenda completed:

Friday night - poke mom in the face and tell her that she's sleeping on the couch.
Late Friday Night - make sure that mommy does not fall asleep on the human litterbox
Late Late Friday Night - poke mommy in the face and ask if it's time for breakfast.
Early Early Saturday Morning (is that really any different than Late Late Friday Night?) - ask about breakfast again
Early Saturday Morning - get her to freak out that she's late for work by hollering at her and kissing her face
Saturday Morning - walk away from breakfast when she serves it. After all, it's about 7 hours late.
Late Saturday Morning - beg for breakfast
Early Saturday Afternoon - poke mommy in the face and tell her she's sleeping on the couch. Make her go out and shopping
Saturday Afternoon - beg for dinner
Late Saturday Afternoon - beg for dinner - do not accept "you only get stinky goodness in the morning" excuse because it's never true.
Early Saturday Evening - touch her foods while she's trying to eat. Walk away when some is offered (I cannot get Miles and Billy to get to this point).
Early Saturday night - Make sure mommy does not fall asleep on human litterbox.
Repeat Friday night activities
Sunday - repeat Saturday activities.

Weekends are such a chore!!!

MILES

While Sammy's busy doing all of that, I will steal his foods.

BILLY

like ME posted yesterday, ME gotted a award from Jan's Funny Farm. ME and Mommy talked about it, and ME has 'acided to pass it on to:

Frostin
FAGIN!
DANA!

Me wants to gif it to efurryone 'acause me loves gifing fings to efurryone!!!


36 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you can come over here and do all that stuff to if you want to! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Criz Lai said...

Hmmm... it looked like there i a global activities going on as the J Kitties also did the same thing on me... errr... except that I had some claw clinging marks on my back :P

http://crizcats.blogspot.com/

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy, it sounds like you do all the work, while the others gain all the benefit. You are a busy boy. Miles, help Sammy with poking your mom to wake her up every once in a while.

Billy, those were very good people to pass the award on to.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

michico*Adan said...

Well I have to say,
you are a very good planner~!!!!!

Karen Jo said...

You certainly do have busy weekends, Sammy. I think you should get Miles and Billy to help you wake up your Mom once in a while. You picked some good bloggers to pass on your award to, Billy.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Sammy, you are our hero, buddy!

Parker said...

What a great weekend plan! I think I'll do the same!

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I has to start wif scratchin and yellin my head off at da door to gits Momma UP -- and sometimes she don't hear me, but she knoos I am der and it makes her feel all guilty...

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles
have a gud weekend
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet overwerked handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin teeny tiny loud meowin tuxie princess

~Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Sammy, you have such a busy weekend. How do you manage to fit it all in? I try lying on mum's face to get her out of bed. That usually works, if not I bladder walk and she has to go to the human litterbox room. If it's not before 5am, she opens the door so we can go out in the garden. If it is before 5am, she sez go back to ::bad words:: sleep.
Eric

Angus Mhor said...

Sammy, I just don't think your mom could function if you weren't by her side, guiding her through her day! Especially that you keep her from sleepin' all night on the human litterbox!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sammy, that is quite a list and while you are doing all of that.....Miles is going to be stealing all your treats and food....SO HEADS UP!!!

Billy SweetFeets: Congratulations on the award. You deserve it!!! Kisses and lots of snorgles.

Love, Auntie Deb

Tybalt said...

OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH!
AN AWARD?!
FOR ME?!
OH BILLY!!!!!!!!!!
*wiggle dance*

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!

~Dana

The Furry Kids said...

That sounds like a great weekend plan. I think I might take a cue from you guys and step it up a little around here. heh heh

EG

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Sammy you work so hard! Try to get some rest.

Latte

jenianddean said...

That sounds like a very busy weekend. Have fun!
--Jasper

meep, Twizz, and Bear said...

Goodness Sammy - you are gonna be one busy meezer!

Furkidsmom said...

What a great plan! We might do the same thing.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Forty Paws said...

Dudes. Maw would SO BE LOCKING you all outside the room. Good grief amunchkins!

Luf, Us

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sammy, With all the work you do around there, you should draw a salary. Say, an extra can per day?

Miles, Good thinking.

Billy, Looks like some good choices to pass the award on to. Congrats on receiving it. And you have the right idea, giving things is fun.

Daisy said...

You have a very busy agenda lined up for this weekend!

The Crew said...

Sammy, when do you plan to nap with all that face pokin' going on?

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

She really requires a lot of supervision doesn't she? She should feel lucky she has you guys to keep her on the straight & narrow.

Junior said...

Sammy~that sounds like way to much work to me.

Miles~I think you have a good idea.

Billy~You are a very sweet kitty!

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Sammy...you sure have a busy weekend. When will you find time to snooze????

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Lux said...

It's a good thing to have an agenda all worked out beforehand!

Have a great weekend!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Billy ... You're so sweet.

Miles: Please let Sammy have at least a little of his food 'cuz he's gonna be ravenous after all of that work!
DMM

Shadow / Molly said...

You have a furry good list for how to keep busy on the weekend. I think I will just hide under my boys bed until he gets home in a few days.

~ Shadow ~

Derby said...

I am so sorry that your human is so tired on the weekend that you have to constantly wake her to do her jobs.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It sounds like you guys have a very busy weekend planned...

Max said...

Doood...there's a lotta pokin going on over there!

HotMBC said...

Heeeehehe Miles. Are yoo a'lated to Mini? Wanna come ofur here and try to catch a mousie to play wif today? There's one runnin round and I hasn't caughted it yet.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Artsy Catsy said...

Sammy, Miles & Billy, thank you and your mom so much for coming to visit me and purring for me to get better! I didn't even know there was such a thing as loving, caring humans and kitties and it's keeping my heart so warm at the vet hospital this weekend.

Your new friend,
Mr. Milky

GRRRETA said...

Your mom is so lucky. It sounds like you've got everything under control. Poking mommy in the face is an excellent way to get her attention.

Clover said...

Hi guys!
Sounds like you have a super fun weekend planned out. Maybe I will try some of Sammy's tricks!!
Love Clover xo

Tesla said...

mez an mommeh jus luf yoor blog. Yoor lists of sings are da best! always maks meh and mommeh lauf and lauf!

The Devil Dog said...

Dear Sammy, I think that mom would kill me if I did all that to her. I really do. I don't mess with mom's sleep and that way I can do pretty much whatever else I want.
hee hee
Good job Miles, you got the right idea.
Billy, you are very cute.

Roxy

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