Monday, August 04, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Miles Report for this Meezer Monday

The Mom Report - lets see, headache, stomach ache, tired, lazy, crabby, and bi.... oh wait, that werd is on my bad werd list. BUT, she did gif me some GREAT windowsill kissies and couch kissies and bed kissies, so I guess it's ok.

The Weather report - rainy, boom booms, sunny, and hot. Efurryfing except snow. it was a UCK weekend.

The Sammy Report - by Sammy Meezer - So, my MIGHTY CLAW OF DOOM (imagine echos and a deep voice) punctured mommy's pinky toe this weekend. it was AWESOME. I akshually stopped her when she was walking by, I stuck out my paw, stuck out my claw and snagged her toe - and it STOPPED HER. And her toe bleeded. I snagged the INSIDE of her pinky toe and now it has a hole in it. I impress myself sometimes.

The Billy SweetFeets Report - by Billy SweetFeets - I can't believe that I might akshually love the mom lady person. I hided all weekend and then peed on the bed twice. Maybe that will convince her that I is not loving on her. But I did slip up once and huggle on her neck when she picked me up. ::SIGH::

The Foods Report - RIBS!!! STEAK!!!! WAFFLES!!!!! CORN ON THE COB!!!! (mommy wanted to get a pikshur of 3 kitties licking on a corn cob after she eated the corn part, but she didn't haf enuf hands). Oh and WAFFLES IS GOOD FOODS.

That is the Miles Report for this week.

33 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good reporting you three! and i like waffles too! sarge makes them for me sometimes. he always makes breakfast. (or else he wouldn't get any! har har)

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Lone Star Purrs said...

We want to see 3 kitties licking on a corn cob!! That sounds in-ter-taining. That wuz a wonderful report.
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Derby said...

Hmmm, waffles and corn on the cob? I will have to order those sometimes soon.

Mr. Echo said...

Sammy yoo stopped her jes like that? I am impresst. And it sounds like yoo got sum good eets. I gots sum ham today. Three peeses!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Waffles rock!

michico*Adan said...

Oah my~!
I hope your mom's toesies are fine now~!!!

Well,
at these you boys got nice moods~

The Whiskers and Purrs Gang said...

Dearest boys,
You gits to eat some real good foods...better than us, for sure! Waffles sound wonnerful!!!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang

Parker said...

MMMmmm - you had me at ribs!
It sounds like a good-eatin' weekend!

Eric and Flynn said...

Sammy you stopped her dead in her tracks? Wow, we're going to try that. You didn't get your nails trimmed for doing it then?
Miles we've been getting the rain and boomies too, but no sun and hot. Not fair.
Billy, it's worth loving your mom lady cuz you get all sorts of loving and treats. Peeing on the bed is not such a good idea though.
STEAK!!! nuff said.

Tigmut'hep said...

Mmmm corn is good eatin' :) I'm so glad to see other cats who appreciate the good things in life! The Abys think I'm strange loving corn and stick to yoghurt and the like - meat on the other paw is a case of first come first served! ;)

DEBRA said...

OOO yum yum yummieeeeee sounds like yoo guys git all da gud foods up at yur howze!
We all hopes yur Mommie is OK...I but da bitey on Mom's ankle this mornin cuz I felt like it. Well it wuz moore like a nibble, but she squeaked at me. She WUZ in my way wif her big foots.

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet kind handsome cocoa puffs meezer man with da paws of deaf....

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little baby gurl
~Abby

Mickey said...

WOW!! That is quite a weekend wrap up!! You three were busy :)
I don't think I tried corn but Mom loves it :)
Purrs for your Mom's toe,heehee
Purrs Mickey

Angus Mhor said...

You got ribs and steak? Wow! You guys have got the life! Sammy, I'm very impressed with your MIGHTY CLAW OF DOOM! And that you drew blood and lived to tell about it!

Princess said...

mmmmm waffles

This was a great report!!
I am glad that your household is still groovin'

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wowee! that food report is making me drool.

we are very impressed at the MIGHTY CLAW OF DOOM Sammy. I try to trip my beans, but ahve never stopped them.

Miles, i'm glad you got good kisses. we hope your mommy is feeling better now. my mommy is a real bi, um, crab when she is sicky too.

aw Billy, that is so cute you pretend you don't like your mommy and pee, then make it up to her with a hug. sweet.

Thank you all for the nice purrs while I've been sick. I'm sure they are helping me get better faster. I'm lucky to have such great friends!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Bed kisses are awesome, too bad she was crabilated. Your momma loves you sooooo much!
Sammy, Mighty Claw strikes again!! Hope she is ok now. Those little toe injuries can hurt alot.
Billy, peeing on the bed is not a sign of affection. It could be the sign of an infection. Maybe mom lady should get it checked out.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ouch, Sammy! I am glad you didn't get in trouble for that. I would have here!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

That is quite the claw of doom! Gee Billy I think that peeing on the bed might be a great way to confuse her.

Latte

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Darn, we want a MIGHTY CLAW OF DOOM! How would we go about that?

Shadow / Molly said...

Billy, young mancat, peeing does usually work. Now if you pee on something she wears thats an extra bonus!

~ Shadow ~

Daisy said...

Thanks for keeping us up to date on all the important news!

Junior said...

We hope Mom gets to feeling better!

Sammy~~Did you get in trouble for poking a hole in your Moms toe?

Billy~~I have peed on the big bed once, and tried another time. It doesn't mean you don't love the Mom Lady.

Miles~~Great reporting!!!!!!

jenianddean said...

Good job Sammy ... Huggy Bear drew blood from Mom last night too. He was all snuggled in bed and got spooked and ran across her and Mom said, "I'm probably bleeding now."
--Jasper

The Devil Dog said...

Excellent reporting guys. Sammy, naughty for making your mom bleed! Billy, your peeing on the bed has got to stop. That will prove you don't love her. Miles, moms get that way maybe once a month, or so. Be extra nice and loving to her.

Roxy

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dad used to say, when mom gotted like dat, oh PMS! Den after about da 25 squillionth time he got slapped in da back of da head he stopped saying it. She's to old fur it now but she still gets crabby...Billy, yoo better stop peeing on da bed or yoo'll neffur be allowed on it again. We is jellus, der was no steak dis weekend.

Brainball said...

I, too, would love to see the three of you licking a corn cob!

Thank you for celebrating my Gotcha Day with me! Thanks to wonderful friends like you, it was my best Gotcha Day yet.

Love and rumbly purrs from Brainball.

Cecilia, The 2Bs & Madness said...

You peed on the bed Billy!? That's not very nice.

The Furry Kids said...

We sure hope that your mom feels better soon.

Sammy, I would've liked to seen the whole bleedy toe thing. You are a master, dude!

EG

Camie's Kitties said...

Billy, peeing on the bed isn't such a good thing. Loving your mom is. You get lots more treats that way. The food all sounds great as does the rest of your weekend. (we hope your mom's toe is okay) Good job Sammy.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Wow guys, your poor Mom! Not feeling good, getting punctured AND having the bed peed on ... too much to handle! At least you guys got good foods ... hee hee! Maybe you all need to go to her and give her lotsa lovin' to make her feel better after all of that! We know that would work here :)
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

DaisyMae Maus said...

We don't really like the waffles (unless there's bacon in 'em), but we DO like syrup. Syrup is deeelishus!
DMM

FrecklesandDeb said...

That was a wonderful report Miles (and the gang)! Thank you for catching us up! (And I hope your mommy's pinky toe is feeling better!)

Forty Paws said...

Doodz. We ist gonna haffa try waffles. And gettin yur Mom's inner pinky toe was meeeen. Owwee.

Luf, Us

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