Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report
THE FOODS REPORT:
This weekend we gotted: eggs, bacon, ham, chick-hen, corn on the cob (it ROCKS y'all, you should try it!) and steak. Not a bad weekend.
THE RAIN REPORT:
We gotted some rain but not as much as the weather guy on the talking picture box saided we might.
THE SPORTS REPORT:
We haf invented a new game that should be in the 'lympics next time. It's called Bowling for Mom. What you do is make sure that you run in front of the mom every three steps. or stand under her feets. Or walk sideways in front of her on the stairs and then stop short. Good times. Good times.
THE ALIEN REPORT - BY SAMMY
Sammy Meezer here with the Alien report. There have been LOTS of aliens this weekend. The drooly alien called "Dutchess" that is holding the family that lives behind us hostage, and his nasty minions the ginger kitties, are getting ready to move the family somewhere else. I think that the agents that hunt for aliens are on to them. There are new aliens over there all the time taking obvious implements of torture out of their house and putting them in the pick-em-up truck. it's very disturbing.
Back to you Miles
THE HOUSE TRASHING REPORT:
Everyone did such a wonderful job with the house trashing. Mommy was too tired to even try and clean anything. way to go cat blogosphere!!!!!
That concludes the Miles report for today.