Monday, September 08, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

THE FOODS REPORT:
This weekend we gotted: eggs, bacon, ham, chick-hen, corn on the cob (it ROCKS y'all, you should try it!) and steak. Not a bad weekend.

THE RAIN REPORT:
We gotted some rain but not as much as the weather guy on the talking picture box saided we might.

THE SPORTS REPORT:
We haf invented a new game that should be in the 'lympics next time. It's called Bowling for Mom. What you do is make sure that you run in front of the mom every three steps. or stand under her feets. Or walk sideways in front of her on the stairs and then stop short. Good times. Good times.

THE ALIEN REPORT - BY SAMMY
Sammy Meezer here with the Alien report. There have been LOTS of aliens this weekend. The drooly alien called "Dutchess" that is holding the family that lives behind us hostage, and his nasty minions the ginger kitties, are getting ready to move the family somewhere else. I think that the agents that hunt for aliens are on to them. There are new aliens over there all the time taking obvious implements of torture out of their house and putting them in the pick-em-up truck. it's very disturbing.
Back to you Miles

THE HOUSE TRASHING REPORT:
Everyone did such a wonderful job with the house trashing. Mommy was too tired to even try and clean anything. way to go cat blogosphere!!!!!

That concludes the Miles report for today.

39 comments:

Mickey said...

Gee Miles,corn???? Let me know if that makes ya poot! heh,heh,heh!!
Bowling for Mom,I like that heehee
Sammy,glad we could help!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

No mum has been on a corn on the cob kick. Just let me lick the butter!

Oh and for whappage wednesday, I whapped mum soda bottle with my TAIL. It was empty and had the cap on, so no mess. Darn.

Max said...

Doods...DOOOOOODS...YOU FEASTED!!!! Can I come live with you? I never get to eat like that!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

me and sarge had corn on saturday. mmmmmmmm. we like it too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

DK & The Fluffies said...

Licking corn is the BEST!

Tara said...

Oh, that alien report has me worried! Do you thin aliens are coming here, which is why the "m" word is being acted on?????

I gave you an award, even if you have already gotten it!

Tara

Kaz's Cats said...

Miles, The Foods Report is just amazing - how do you get your Mom to put on such a feast over the entire weekend? We think we're pretty fortunate if some chick-hen comes our way, let alone all of the yummy stuff on your list.

We'll try out Bowling for Mum too, just in case we get to go to the 'lympics in London - we're pretty good now, but we plan to practise lots.

Oh, and Sammy, that Alien Report is pretty scary - hope they don't come down here...

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Parker said...

Bowling for Mom is a great game. We like to do it when it's dark for extra points!

Eric and Flynn said...

The Bowling furr mum game is fun. I like to play it when we go for walks. I haven't got mum landed on the ground yet, but several times it's been close. I'm going to keep trying.
Flynn
Oh yeah, about all that food. Do you think your mum would notice two extra gingers?

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Bowling for Nana is fun, too! But sometimes it backfires and we get our footies or tails squished. Owie.

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I do bowlin for Mom too. I always run rite in front of her, I gots to protect her frum dem aliens! Miles da food reeport sounds grate...Mom gave me sum ham dis weekend. I liked it a lot!

*woo HOO*

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy Sweet Feets
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman...

purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tybalt said...

We've never gotten to try corn on the cob over here, but when our mommy was a kitten she had a black kitty named Casey that LOVED corn on the cob. He used to do the ol' snatch and grab for them off the kitchen table and then hide under the couch with it and growl at anyone who would try to take it away.

~Tybalt

BILLY!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!! It was a LONGLONGLONG weekend without my SWEETFEETS to dance with. Let's DISCO!!!!!!

~Dana

Toulouse said...

You guys are a riot! I love your idea of Bowling for Mom. I think I already play it but you gave me some good tips to improve my game! *giggles* Happy Monday!

The Island Cats said...

Yous guys sure had a busy weekend! Lots of good food and sports! Just keep those aliens away, okay???

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

dennis said...

Dennis thinks you guys had a better weekend than he did. Dennis slept all weekend, pretty much. Dennis ate some ribbon and got sick. Eddy broke a glass. It rained on saturday six inches! Dennis says corn on the cob sounds better than ribbon.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man you guys get the best food!

Diane G. said...

It sounds like you had a great weekend. All that good food and play. Now you can rest up for next weekend!

Carmela and Moe

HotMBC said...

Furry good repurrt, Miles! Fanks for sayin I'd queen of efurryfing. :) And I'd luv to come ofur. I'll be rite there!
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Wow, Miles, that food report sounds very yummy!!!

Bowling for Mommy is something that we like to do, especially while she is walking up or down the stairs! Hee Hee....fun! With five of us, Mommy has to be very careful!

Sammy, your alien report is a bit scary. Be careful!

Mommy wants to know why her SweetFeets Billy didn't get to do a report? Anyway.....she sends lots and lots of kisses to him....and both of you too!

Shadow / Molly said...

Bowling for mom is what woofie Jake does, hehe, with it on the stairs to go out!

Oh NOOOOOOOEEeeeeeessss aliens are there too??? Call Mulder and Scully!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

I was playing that Bowling for Mom game this weekend too. I nearly got her a couple of times too. -Scout

Colby and Cheddar said...

Nom nom nom. We loves posts about food!

We has given you awards ofur at our blog, come and gets them, okay?

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You must be exhausted after such a weekend! We got loads of rain and even had a tornado warning! Luckily Meowmy didn't know about the warning or we'd have been in our carriers in the basement. She's terrified of tornadoes.

Latte

Camie's Kitties said...

Sounds like you had a fun filled weekend. We love corn on the cob too, but we don't get it often enough.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

The Crew said...

Oh man, you guys really lucked out on the FOOD!! We didn't get anything good this weekend.

Angus Mhor said...

Man, You 3 made out bigtime with the eats this weekend..I'm goin' on strike! I'd don't know what I'm gonna stop doin', but I've gotta assert myself if I ever expect to live as high as you guys!

Aoise said...

All I got was beefs stinky goodness. No tweets, no corn, no ham, no chick hen. Is there room for anofer poodin in your house ?

The Furry Kids said...

You had a super great food weekend! The twins are liking the bowling for Mom idea. hehe

Happy Monday, dudes!

Your pal,
Titus

Sen and Tom said...

That's a great array of weekend foods! Lucky you!

As for rain, wish we could send you some. We have had SO MUCH of it the last few weeks!

Sen-Chan and Tom

Princess said...

This was a delicious update!

The Devil Dog said...

Mom loves corn on the cob.
Thank you very much for the news reports. We love reading them.

Roxy & Lucky

PurrPrints said...

Oo my kitties could definitely compete in the mommy bowling competition--one of them has it down to a fine art...

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Your weekend sounds like ours - very fun! We especially like Bowling for Mom, that is one of our favorites!

Never tried corn on the cob but I'll try the next time the beans get some.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

It am about time da corn made an appearance at owr howse too. Yoo guys gots a major feast! Great repurt Miles.

ML said...

Hmmm, Bowling fur Mommie is what Sol does. If'n she won't pay attention to him, or even if'n she does. He walks a bit behind her, then pounces one of hers ankles with a steady grip. She usually falls. Then he jumps all over her, playing.
This must be a new game i's hadn't heared of yet.
Purrs,
KC

Tesla said...

Sorry i didna make it ta trash da house, but mommeh waz here all day an saz i not allowed ta trash yoor house acaz (besides her bein jus stoopid) saz i canna be da caz of yoor poor mommeh haffin so much ta clean!

Stoopid mommeh. Well next tim i'll make sure she goes out fur a while and stop by. :)

Kelly Cat said...

Jeezz, you guys pigged out! All you needed was some bananers for dessert...

DaisyMae Maus said...

Excellent efforts, doods! I'm always furry impressed with all that you get to do (an' how you involve your momma, too)!
DMM

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, Momma and Daddy had corn last week and didn't let us try it! Maybe next time they will ... sigh! Although our Sammy has a sensitive tummy, so maybe he shouldn't.
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina and Simon

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