Monday, September 15, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday report

The Weather Report: We had a bad case of the HOTS this weekend. the REALLY REALLY REALLY HOTS. We had lots and lots of rains too on Caturday. We is furry happy that our furriends in Texas are ok from Ike. We hopes that none of them hadded bad damage.

The Foods Report: Ok, this weekend we hadded chick-hen, and pork roast, and bacon and eggs. and corn on the cob. it was a purrty good weekend

The Aliens Report - By Sammy
The Alien that lives next door behind us (yes, next door behind us), that is holding the people hostage is still there. But I think she might haf eated one of the people that lives there. There has been no sighting of the man that was there. I will haf to investigate further. Back to you Miles

The 'It's been a sad weekend' report
Our dear old friends Moose (a fellow TomCat in Kukka's TomCat stable), Nala and Turtle announced that they are no longer going to be blogging, 'acause life is furry busy for them. We will miss them so much. And Daisy's beautiful sister Pixie ran off to the Bridge over the weekend. Her poor broken heart could not hold out anymore. Can we just say that losing furriends stinks??

The Mom Report
Do you know what that woman did on Sunday morning? SHE LOCKED US OUT OF THE SLEEPING ROOM!! So what that it was 4am and we were running back and forth on the bed and rassling and hollering. That's NO reason to lock us out of the sleeping room. Neither is the my-grane that she said she was getting. So we throwed ourselfs at the door for 2 hours until she could not take that anymore either. Sheesh.

That is the Miles Report for today.

32 comments:

Isis said...

I was very sad to hear about Pixie- Tesla told me all about it. :( it was very very upsetting. We are lighting a candle for her tonight.

I'm glad you're friends with an Eskie! Thats so great! I'm not friends with other dogs other than on blogger... because i don't socialize very well...

The Whiskers and Purrs Gang said...

We is gonna come visit your house...'kay? You git some pritty dang good suppers. Sounds delishus.

We was so very sad to hear 'bout Pixie. We know we'll see her again but it is hard to say "so long".

Have a good Monday!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

dear little pixie, we will miss her for sure. and i am askairt of those aliens behind there, do you think if i went there they would eat me???

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Our human does that too--locking us our of the sleeping room. I hate that. I really really do.

Are your neighbors being held by the Borg Miles? Do we need to go rescue them?

We suspect we will be very sad about Pixie for a very long time...

Sweet Praline said...

Mom learned a long time ago not to close any doors on me!

meemsnyc said...

Wow, what a report! Aliens as neighbors, no way!!

Camie's Kitties said...

We were very sad to hear about Pixie too.

The food situation sounds really good. Mom gave us chick-hen the other day.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

michico*Adan said...

I hope I could give you some cooler here from here~!
We here is very breezy~~~

Gandalf and Grayson said...

It sounds like the Mom Lady Person made up for locking you out of the sleeping room pretty good with the yummy foods!

Do you really think the aliens ated somebuddy? Yikes. That would be worth a followup investigation, dontcha think?

We are very sad about Pixie. We hope she has her own bananer tree at the Bridge. She could climb it and stop to eat a bananer anytime she wants!

Evie/VampyVictor said...

You guyz get some yummy foods!! It is starting to get hot here too and Spring has only just started.. eeewwwy!!
haha sucked in you guyz get locked out, use your mind rays to get your momma and dadda to put in sliding doors like we have, I can open everyone, there is no locking out for this little mancat!! ;)
Haha so momma has to put up with the running across and hollering :)

Ramses said...

What an excellent report! Today I've reported on all the environmentally good stuff we use everyday, so that no photos of me using the litter box were attempted etc! ;)

We're all very sad about Pixie though and hope that Daisy hugs her Mommy lots...

Tesla said...

Oh oh mommeh saz she might lock me out too... sumfin bout how i jump on an off bed at 6 am caz hungry...

DEBRA said...

It am gonna be ofur 90 deegrees hear tooday...whew ... when is it gonna bee cooler??? HOT HOT HOT...but we shouldn't complains cuz all we has to do is look at our furfriends in Texas....are dem aliens still botherin yoo Sammy? We is gonna half to do sumfing bout dem!! Momma wuz home all day wif me yessterday it wuz grate.

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy Sweet Feets

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman...

purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

As usual, a great report! Hey guys, when Mommy has a migraine, please let her have a little peace and quiet. Throwing yourselves at the door only hurts you!

::Hello my SweetFeets. How are you doing today?::

Meezer Mommy: I feel your pain. I have migraines too. If you need a little info on them, give me a shout!!! Hope you are feeling better!!

Love, Deb

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for the Meezer Report. You guys sure eat good...we want corn on the cob!!!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

pee ess. we're sorry about Pixie too....so sad...

Mickey said...

It's cooler and rainy here ;/
It must be scary living next to aliens! Especially ones that eat beans! :o
I am sad your friends are not blogging. Jan's Funny Farm is not blogging anymore.
Pixie will be missed.
This is a sad way to start the week.
Purrs Mickey

Shadow / Molly said...

We's been finkin, has yoo called The Men in Black? They could be real help wif those aliens behind yoo.

(((HUGS))) we feel like hugging all our friends today!

HotMBC said...

Yes, losin furriends stinks lots and lots.

Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles. Luv yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Do humans seem to be getting less tolerant or is that just me?

Latte

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We had a crappy totally rainy weekend. Nothing to do but sleep!!!!
If mom shuts the sleeping room door on us, we bang on it until she gives up & opens it.

The Furry Kids said...

You guys always have the best foods. I might want to come and live at your house. Especially after reading The Mom report. I'm all over that. heh heh

EG

Junior said...

I had some chik-hen this weekend too!

And Meowm threatened to lock me in the PTU! I have no idea what I did to deserve that threat....just cause I want fed when I want fed....and let her know about it...

Orion

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We just stopped by to tell you we have some news.

Very interesting report!!!!

We were sorry to learn about Pixie.

Purrageous Pirates said...

It was hot hot hot here this weekend too. We took lots of naps and decided we had to play when it was cool so we woke Mommy and Daddy up at 5am for the last four days. They do not seem to be very appreciative of that for some reason....

BILLY!! YES, we play MEAN PIRATE KITTIES!! M'ARGGHHHHH! Come on o'fur - we got whole ship to run around on and things to climb too! YAY!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!! NOW!! PLAY!!!! - Fagin

The Devil Dog said...

Great report. Mom does not know how your mom puts up with you. You guys are just terrible. Waking your mom up at 4:00 am on a Sunday morning. Didn't you ever hear the saying you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

Roxy

Eric and Flynn said...

You do the best reports. We're worried about those aliens though. If they ate a Bean, they might come for all of you next.
We don't get shut out of the sleeping room because mum doesn't like sleeping with the door shut.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Duz yur Mom not know dat yoo like to be like velcro wif her an shuttin da door to da sleepin room is not an opshun?
We do feel bad fur her mygrain tho. Dey am not fun an makes for a furry cranky hyooman.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Wow, thats a LOT of news. Some of it sad, some of it good.

But we been closed out of The Big Thing's sleeping room twice this week an its Skeeter's fault. Skeeter has started stickin his whiskers inta The Big Thing's nose an mouf while TBT is sleepin.

That makes TBT wake up REAL SUDDEN an REAL UNHAPPY, so he gets us all out an CLOSES THE DOOR.

We don't pound onna door, cause somehow breakfast doesnt come when we do that...

zevo hussein calamari said...

we are so sad to hear about Pixie. Poor Daisy.

Thank you sooo much for all your healing purrs and thoughts. We appreciate them.

Try to be nice to your mommy if her head hurts too much she may forget to feed you!

xoxoxoxo

DaisyMae Maus said...

We are sad for Pixie, too ...

Oh, an' bein' locked out of the bedroom sucks. We were jumpin' on Mom's bed an' walkin' on her bladder, but she STILL wouldn't get up an' play with us (vacation-schmaycation) ...

DMM

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dudes! We hadded pork roast dis weekend too! It's sooooo yummy. Yoo know, now dat our mommy doesn't go to day hunting anymore it's not really fun to wake her up early...she gets up and feeds us right away and den just goes back to sleep. We don't bother waking her up again cuz what's da point. Maybe yoo should let yoor mom sleep in on weekends...she could get up and feed yoo and den yoo could let her go back to sleep fur awhile. Just a sugjestchun.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

what an update, you all have been busy ~the fluffy tribe

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