Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Rule for this week: When it's the HOTS outside and inside, playing velcro kitty will make the beans nuts.

SAMMY:

Whapping lesson for the week: whapping those things that stick in the wall that make stuff werk (like the alarm clock and the talking picture box) will also make the beans nuts. Hey, it's not MY fault that the don't fit in the little holes the right way and the pluggie things are loose and can be whapped out of the holes. Sheesh. what, am I 'posed to be a 'lektrishun or something?

30 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good ideas! but i still like whapping sarge the best! har har

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Meowers from Missouri said...

just be sure your clawses don't get touchy wif the pluggie things before they are unplugged. your eyeballs will light up!!!

Renee said...

LOL! I came to tell you that my friend got a meezer kitten. I don't know if she'll let her have her own blog or not, but she sure is cute.
right now she's still afraidy cat, but she just got there...and she moved from a single guy's apartment to a house with 3 kids. She's suffering some major shock.

Sweet Praline said...

You kitties never cease to amaze me. I don't think your beans every have a dull moment in your house.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Hey guyz it sounds like you need baby gadgets for your house, I know I calls us furry babies but that is taking it to a new level!!
You guyz will get zapped doing that!
Does you want a punk fur-do huh? ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I love playing velcro kitty when it's hot--especially at night...

We3Katz said...

I play velcro kitty all da time, Da Mom nefer getz outta my site.

Camie's Kitties said...

We love playing Velcro kitty. We think Miss Jade can take it to a whole new level.

Sammy, be careful what you whap. We agree with everyone else, you don't want to be electrokitty.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Isis said...

Sadly plugs in the UK aren't like this, so I'll have to stick to practising Opera at the top of my lungs!

DEBRA said...

Boozee played velcro kitty on top of Momma last night and she got put out cuz Mom got too hot and ya knoo what? After Momma got up and it woked me up I got on top of her and made balieve she wuz my pin cushshun and stuck my claws into her din I settled down on top of her and slept all nite long.


*wavin paws*
*bye Miles
*bye Billy

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy whapping king meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We like to see how long it takes Mom to get our furs off her! hehehe.

Noah the GeezerMeezer said...

you guys make me laf efurryday.

HotMBC said...

Sammy, I's here to a'vive Miles! I didn't kno that my tummy pikshur would make him faints!
Miles! Miles? Do yoo need mouf to mouf??? Oh gosh. Wake up Miles! *smoooooooooooooooch*
Oh, phew, dere yoo are. Sit up reel slow, k?
Fanks fur lettin me know he needed a'vivin, Sammy.
Nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat :)
~~ Sanjee

Tybalt said...

Just don't put the bitey on those super fun cord thingies . . . I hear it hurts.

The Devil Dog said...

You have both of those right on target. Mom is glad she can fix all those things in the wall so I can't whap them. Bummer for me.

Roxy

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum just told us not to even think about it. Plugs here go in very tight so they aren't whappable.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hey you guys....be careful not to get electricuted!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ha! If you really want to drive your bean nuts, chew the antenna wire off the alarm clock so the radio blasts static in the morning.

That pirate name appears to be bigger than you are, Billy. Happy pirating!

Princess said...

Velcro kitty gives mom hot flashies :-D

The Island Cats said...

Whapping those pluggie things is okay...but don't chew on them. I was doing that and it made my mombean crazy! She said I was gonna electricute myself! Do you know she had the audacity to put some icky tasting stuff on the pluggie to stop me from chewing. Sheesh! She ruins all my fun!

Ernie

cheryl said...

hey, meezerboys an' sweetfeets? is you guys ok? is yer fambly ok? we missed seein' you this morning. hope all's well! mom's gotta go home tonight an' get the cruise all planned out, an' she's whinin' that she's too tired. we'll SEE who gets sleep an' who doesn't!!;-)
--the meowers

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha good lessons in whapping.

i needed to tell this to a kitty who would understand. because of the blackout, mommy had to throw away two packages of ham. two packages of ham! sob

The Furry Kids said...

Mama loves velcro kitty (which is why we rarely do it - hee hee), so I don't think that would make her nuts. Or more nuts. hee hee

I have never whapped the pluggy things out of the wall. I may have to try this.

Tesla said...

dem bean git so mad when its dere stoopid faults fur not puttin fings right in da firs place.

PB 'n J said...

Never tried whapping the plugies - good idea!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

That is some serious whapping! I think I might be askeered to do that.

Kaze

DaisyMae Maus said...

Could you come here to my house an' put some serious whappage on the neighbor's teenagers who are playing techno "noise" at maximum (an' repetitive)? They're drivin' me crazy!
DMM

Shadow / Molly said...

Sammy yoo find some really cool fings to whap!

Miles a kitty must do what a kitty must do and dem beans MUST accept that!

Mickey said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! Good one Sammy!!!!
Your Mom could come to my house, it is cooler here. WE like it,but Mom likes it more!
Purrs Mickey

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey buddies--have you ever tried velcro sandwich? Sometimes Coco and I squeeze Momma in on either side so she wakes up nice and cozy and sweaty!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

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