Thursday, September 25, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

SAMMY

Thirteen things heard around the house this week

1. Who whapped the crunchies from the table to the floor? - um who do you THINK did that you silly woman?

2. Miles, are you trying to get inside my skin? just sit down next to me.

3. Billy, get out of Miles' food

4. SAMMY! stop whapping the remote into my head and let me sleep

5. sheesh Billy, what in the heck did you eat?

6. Billy, please stop pooting

7. Miles - really, you don't need to be IN my skin

8. Sammy, want some butt skritchies? - well DUH! yeah I want butt skritchies

9. snnnooooorrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk (the sound of mommy asleep on the couch)

10. Miles, stop poking me in the butt

11. Miles, you do not like peaches, get your head out of my dish

12. Billy, my finger is not food

13. Sammy, mommy loves you - you're my special little boyfriend

34 comments:

Derby said...

Hmmmm, peaches. I don't care for them but mum does!

Max said...

If I heard #13, I'd run. I don't trust people when they say "special." It's so...so...wrong. Like something they'd say to lull you into a sense of security just before they grab you and shove you into the plastic tomb and then take you to the stabby place...

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Sounds a lot like our house.

Like "Ayla, makin biscuits on my leg does NOT mean ya hafta use claws"

or

"Skeeter, ya can sleep anywhere on the bed EXCEPT on my face..."

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hmm... I heard, "Cheysuli did you miss me? You are never this nice to me."

Well the last part is true.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Sssnnoooorrrrrkkkkkkk is the same sound mom makes right before dad elbows her in the back to make her quit.

Mickey said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!! You guys like to stick close to your Mom!!!! Are you magnet kitties,or are those butt scritches that good ? heehee
Purrs Mickey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahaha...oh, Sadie waits til mom is ALMOST asleep, puts her butt right by her face and ssssss...den mom yells "holy cow cat, what have you been eating!" which is a silly kwestchun cuz mom watch her eat dat piece of bolonee...

Evie/VampyVictor said...

haha Billy please stop pooting!!
Momma haz never smelt me "ponky".. not because I don;t do it, I mean I must, everyone does.. just must never haz done it in front of Momma :)

V-V

Gandalf and Grayson said...

sheesh Billy, what in the heck DID you eat? hahahaha!

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum sez she must be very lucky cuz she's never known us poot. She thinks we save it all up furr when we poop though cuz that's a lot of stink.

Daisy said...

Hahahaha! Your house is funny! I have never pooted either. I wish I could though.

Harley:
BILLY! WE BE FRIENDS!?!? PLAY!!!! PLAY!!!! WOOHOO!

Parker said...

Pooting neat the 'rents is a lot of fun. They are always so appreciative!

Ramses said...

Ah yes things like No. 13 are great to hear! My Mummy makes sure I know that I'm her special love bundle every day.... :) Gotta love a Mummy like that!

whatloknows said...

Aw, these are funny .

#13 is so cute, my mcat and me are bonded as well.

i think he wishes to marry me and thats cool.
isnt it?

whatloknows said...

by the way, your kitties are preciously pretty!

DEBRA said...

Yeah Mom sayz all dee time Ping you did the stinkee pooey again! And he does! REELLY it stinks up da hole howze. Ppppp--Uuuuuuu!!!!!
Guess it might be a ginger fing?

*WHEW*
I wuz werried dat yoo had a noo gurlfriend Sammy....

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezermancat

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Isis said...

Who DID knock them crunchies? Thats quite the question. :)

I left you something very special Here!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

TOO FUNNY!!!

::Hi Billy SweetFeets....want to come and play with me?::

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sounds like a pretty good week to me...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

FrecklesandDeb said...

We laughed and laughed! You guys are so funny!

HotMBC said...

Miles, I knows I is yore peach! hehehe I's glad yoo like me svelt since I is. I'd luv to come ofur and a'lax in the tent wif yoo. I'll be rite ofur.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. Yoo's funny Sammy!

Clover said...

I love reading your 'things heard around the house' posts! You are all so funny!
Love Clover xo

DaisyMae Maus said...

Hmmm ... Peaches sound kinda tempting.
DMM

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OK so just because you didn't like something once is no reason to not stick your head in it!

Latte

The Island Cats said...

There's a lot of stuff going on at the meezer house!!!

jenianddean said...

You know, that syrup in the peaches is kinda yummy.
--Jasper

Junior said...

All I can say is good job Billy! Meowm still calls me Stinky Butt!

Orion

Aoise said...

I don't make stinky noises or smells. I am a nice lady cat.

Ariel said...

Lol...Adorable Thirteen :)

Sweet Praline said...

You three are a mess!

Thank you for coming to visit for my 13th birthday. Mom and I also want to thank you for the compliment! We appreciate it.

Shadow / Molly said...

Billy yoo and Jake should get together and has a pooting session. Man dat woofie stinks!

Angus Mhor said...

I'm not a peach guy, either, Miles..I prefer fish and chicken and HAM!!!, of course..but, I do think it's my right and responsibility to quality-check anything my mom has to eat!
Hi, Billy!
Hi, Sammy!

The Devil Dog said...

Mom just loves you guys. She really does. She says you are all too funny.

Roxy

(That's good, I think.)

Phoebe, A Siamese Cat said...

Whatta bunch of crazy cats!

I think I'm getting closer

MILES I think that I'm getting close to home!! I just hope mine plane stops and lets me off - otherwise I'll overshoot the house a...