Thursday, October 30, 2008

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

Cripes, what the heck do I haf to be thankful for? the "mother" person in this house posted my Meezer Rule Wednesday post on the WRONG blog - instead of the Simply Siamese blog she posted it on the Fall Contest blog. I'm so 'barassed that she is so addled in the head. Then, THEN, she locked me in a closet for like eleventy six squillion hours (oh sheesh Sammy, it was 15 minutes! - Mommy). THEN she poked me in the eye (it was an accident Sammy, you didn't have to slam your eye on my finger - Mommy). SEE!! It's NEVER her fault, she blames everything on me. Does anyone want to 'dopt me? Really, I'm the GOOD cat.
Oh no you don't mother person, I see you coming at me to give me butt skritches and it just won't work. I'm 'barassed and sad and.......... and................ ooooooooo..........um.................what was I saying?................oh yeah, I'm thankful for butt skritches.

34 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Well i'd say you can come live with us except I don't get nearly enough but scritches as it is. Must be that Conference getting to her head. Though Meowmy should have noticed it was on the wrong blog but she blah blah blahed about work being hectic and such.

Latte

The Devil Dog said...

Well, you can't live with us as mom is allergic to you. If you want, though, we can see if someone we know will adopt you. You might change your mind though. You might want to stay with your mom, and Miles and Billy, and the blog...

Roxy

Sweet Praline said...

I don't think you want to live with me. My mom is gone all of the time and when she is home, she is working.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Well, it's not yoor fawlt dat mom is addled, dat's prolly werk dat does dat...as long as she amembers how to give butt skritches it should be okay.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Sammy, my momma does that to sometimes. She is being totally unfair, and then starts giving me a shoulder massage and I forget to make my point.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. I hope you're stayin' warm, buddies!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Awwwwww....butt scritchies! She knows how to make it up to you. Even if she is an absentminded sorry excuse for a so-called mother......

michico*Adan said...

Well,
sometimes mommy just do that.
But thinking of you can wake her up like at 2am.....so.... Hmmmm....

Camie's Kitties said...

Wow, talk about a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. But sometimes, butt skritches can make up for a lot.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Life is cruel Sammy. But ya could be in heat like me...

Ayla

Parker said...

butt skritches fix everything!

DEBRA said...

Sammy I fink Parker is rite...butt skritches (and temptations) fix all! And if yoo weren't dare woo wood watch ofur yur Mommie? Yoo is da big mancat of da famblee. She kneads yoo.

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles
Boo,Ping,Jinx and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my handsome sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Purrageous Pirates said...

Poor Sammy. It is so hard to be you, we just do not know how you stand it!! - Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY!! ME is Back and ME wanna PLAYPLAYPLAY!! Wanna PLAY!? We gots to!! YAY!! PLAY!!! YAY!!! - Fagin

Isis said...

Oh you poor boy...

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Butt scritches ARE awesome, Sammy! You may want to reconsider getting a new Mom Lady Person, even though has been rather incompetent lately. The things we have to tolerate for butt scritches...

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you're cute too sammy...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You can come live with me. I could use someone to whap the Woman into shape!

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, as hard as it might be, we think you ought to cut your mom person some slack...sounds like she's just got too much going on these days (oh how we can relate!)...besides, she gives purrty good butt scritches, don't she???

Shadow / Molly said...

She fergot the treats wif the butt scritches but dat is okay !

Daisy said...

Butt-scritches make up for a lot of wrongs!

PB 'n J said...

There's almost always something to be thankful for!

Tybalt said...

You can always come and live with me, Sammy. As long as you don't mind Dana . . . or my Mommy's snorgling habit.

~Tybalt

BILLY BILLY SWEETFEETS! TIME WARP! MONSTER MASH! BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE! *wigglebutt disco dance*

~Dana

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Oh my! These things do happen! ;o)

DaisyMae Maus said...

Poor Sammy ... So unloved.
DMM

The Furry Kids said...

Sammy, you sure have had a rough week.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Oh Sammy you must never say things like that even in jest.. what is your Momma was to hear???And even worse BELIEVE you aaarrrggghh

Do you put your butt in the air when you get your scritches? :P

V-V

Angus Mhor said...

Sammy, having been recently abandoned in favor of a trip up north with the Sandy Man, I completely understand your ire. And you can never, no, NEVER have enough butt skritches..and EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS HER FAULT!!!

I'm just sayin'.

Derby said...

The Mom person has you Sammy, you are a slave for butt scritches.

Kimo and Sabi said...

Daddyitty locked us out of da bathroom where da little-boyz-room is today. SHEESH!

FrecklesandDeb said...

We hope you and you mommy made up by now (the butt skritches probably helped!) We think you should stay where you are. Miles and Billy would miss you too much!

Max said...

Don'tcha love how people have to interject with their excuses? We KNOW it was over a squillion hours in the closet! Because people can't tell cat time! I'm not even sure they can tell people time. If they could, I'd get fed on time.

I'm not too sure about butt skritches. That's a little too intimate for me. Stick to my head and chin and I'm happy.

Cory said...

I got locked in the closet and it was at least a squillion hours, and I go NO butt scritches AT ALL...just accused of being a silly kitty...the nerve. You've got it good buddy. At least my momma washed me...

zevo hussein calamari said...

You poor dear..come live with us...plenty of room at the hotel calamari.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Sammy, You're a pushover for butt scritches.

We're glad the 3 of you stopped by Katie's and helped change her mind about retiring from blogging. We don't know why, but there's something vaguely familiar about this scenario. Where have we run across this before?

Puglette said...

Sammy, you can come live with us anytime...but the puggies might think you are a new toy and not a new bruther...but come over anytime!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

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