Monday, December 01, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report - Post Thanksgiving Edition


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today. Post Thanksgiving.

The Travel Report - we travelled to Meezer Dad's house for the holiday. Sammy and I were, of course, wonderful travellers. BILLY on the other hand would not shut up for the entire trip. Eleventy nine freaking hours (oh, 5, same thing).

The Foods Report - Ham and Shrimps were waiting all prepared in crystal bowls for us (ME) to have on MY foo-ton. Sammy nefur eats it and Billy only hadded a couple of bites, so I hadded 2 WHOLE DISHES to myself. On MY foo-ton.

The sick report - I am sneezy and my eyes is goopy. Sammy is also a little runny eyed and Billy is still wheezing some. He is still on his med-i-cines. Mommy says I mght haf to haf the eye goop stuff jammed into my eyeballs. I refuse. I will pee on her again if she tries. I did that the last time. She KNOWS how I feel about medical treatment. And if she tries to pick more eye boogers out of my eyes, I WILL haf to rip her flesh open wif my mighty claws of doom.

The MeezerDad report - Please say some purrayers that our daddy finds a jobbie soon. He has a couple of leads so pleays purray that they turn into innerviews and then into jobbies.

The Dungeon Report by Sammy Meezer - there is no dungeon at Meezer Dad's house but there is SOMETHING in the walls in the kit-chen. I HADDED to holler out there in the middle of the night the ferst night we was there to make shur that the alien there knowed not to mess with me. Back to you Miles

Thank you Sammy.
The Grampie Report - please purray for our grampie (mommy's daddy). He will be 83 on Wednesday and his back is really really hurty and he cannot get out of bed. He may haf to go in the 'bamalance to the bean hospital and see the bean v-e-t.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report.


The Cat Realm said...

We will purr for your Grandpa and your Dad! And for you guys to get well and not sneeze or wheeze or have funny eyes!
Good job with the wall alien Sammy!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i will send some purrayers for your daddy and grampy too. hope all is good and no more vets!

smiles, auntie bee

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Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Keeping your Dad & Grampie in our thoughts. Good luck to both.
Foo-ton service is the best!!!!
Too bad that the crud is now making the rounds of all of you. You 3 get better soon, ok?

ML said...

Hi effurryone,
I's putted yours Dad on tha Purrs & Purrayers bloggie... we's sending lotsa purrs he gets a noo jobbie soon.
An I's putted Grampie on there, too. Sounds like hims could use some purrs.
Hope you's feel better, that's a long trip.
Love and Purrs,

Me, me, me, time for me....
Love, Faith Boomerang

Derby said...

Goodness, you had an eventful weekend. Lots of purrs that you all feel good soon and that MeezerDad leads work out to a job.

Max said...

I got purrs for your one wants to go to the stabby place, especially in one of those Woo!Woo!Woo! trucks. And paws crossed for your dad!

The Devil Dog said...

We will pug snort for your dad and grandpa. And for Billy's wheezing and your goopy eye. Yuk! We hope everyone gets better. Ham and shrimp, aren't you a lucky kitty.


Junior said...

We are purring for all of you!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow Miles that is quite a lot to report. I hope that you all get your heath back, include your Grandpa and that your Male gets a job. Really, they are most useful when out making money. Perhaps I can give him a job in my administration...oh wait. I don't have an administration. Never mind...

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Purrs to the dad and grampy! And we hope you all are totally well soon.


Sweet Praline said...

Sending some strong purrayers to both the beans and kitties at your house for quick healing for all.

Mo said...

Happy Belated Thanksgiving to your family, from ours.
We hope your Daddy gets a jobbie soon!
Sending prayers for your Grampie's back!

Uncle Mo
and the purries of
Purrchance To Dream

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Wow, you guys are really havin some CHALLENGES!

Karen Jo said...

You had a lot to report, Miles. I am so glad that your got ham and shrimp on YOUR foo-ton. I hope your Dad finds a job soon and that your Grampie's back gets well soon. A hurty back is the very worst thing. I also hope that all of you get well soon.

The Furry Kids said...

Lots of purrs and purrayers for all of you, meezer dad, and your grampa. We hope you guys feel better soon. No more eye goops and sneezing, ok?

Parker said...

We are gonna' think real good thoughts for your family and for your health!

DEBRA said...


We is glad yoo hadda such a fun weekends. WE will all send up big purrs furr yur Grampie and yur Daddy. It am tuff at dis time of da year...we hopes yoo all feels better too.

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet uber handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess

ML said...

Hi Billy SweetFeets,
and then lets PLAYPLAYPLAY some mores.

Then we can :: blushing ::

Hee hee :: blushing ::

Love, Faith Boomerang

Rascal said...

I'm with Billie. I believe that travel requires vocalizing at the top of one's lungs for the entire trip.

Purrs and prayers for your Grampie.

Eric and Flynn said...

We're sending good luck purrs for your dad to get a job, and back healing purrs for your Grampie. Then we've got more purrs for the three of you for sneezes, wheezes and goopy eyes.

cheryl said...

we sends warm purrs an' earnest purrrayers fur you all--no eye prollems or wheezies or meddysins or eye goop fur anycat, a new an' mo' bettah job fur daddy, no hurties for grampie, an' patience an' strenth fur yer mommy!!

glad you had such a luxurious hollyday, even if it wasn't particularly quiet;-)

hugs & purrs,
the meowers (using m-mom's emails acause she furgot to change it before she left for day hunting)

Christine and FAZ said...

We are purring for your Dad getting a job real soon and your Grampie feeling better. FAZ

Cafe Cats said...

Purrs and purrs and more purrs!

Cloud Chaser and I BOF gotta goes to the V-E-T today! Is NO fun!

Purrageous Pirates said...

Big purrs for you Dad and Grampie!!!


The Island Cats said...

Lots going on in your meezer world...glad you got some shrimp and ham...we are purring for your dad and grampie....

Angus Mhor said...

It's pretty busy up yonder, guys! I'll sure be hopin' and a purrayin' for interviews that turn into a great jobbie for your Daddy Meezer and extra purrs for the Grampie, too.

Oh, and for the alien in Daddy Meezer's wall..that can't be very comfortable.

Everycat said...

We are sending a huge bulk shipment of extra rumbly purrs for you all, so that your Dad may get a job soon, that Grampie's hurting back will stop hurting and a Happy Birthday to him too, also that the eye goop isn't needed and no blood is shed and sneezes and wheezes just go away for good!

Whicky Wuudler

Tybalt said...

You can be sure I'm praying for Grampie and Meezer Dad! Shrimp and ham sounds super yummy . . .and I'm glad you told that alien in the wall not to mess with mighty meezer mancats!


BILLY!!!!!! Did you do the TURKEY TROT on Thanksgiving?!?!?! Wanna do it NOW?!?!?!?! *bounce bounce bounce*


Anonymous said...

We will purr and pray our best for MeezerDad and your Grampie. We are very sorry about your goopy eyes and eye booger picking. That sounds just awful!

Ramses said...

Ham and shrimp are good, but sore backs and a lack of work are not, so I shall purr for you all on the understanding that you get more ham and shrimp when things are good! :)

jenianddean said...

Sorry you had to ride in the car for five hours and that you are all eye-goopy and sick-ish. I hope you get feeling better. We'll send some purrs your way for you guys, and especially for your Dad and Grampie.

Daisy said...

I am sending my best purrs for your dad to find a wonderful job real soon, and for your Grampie to feel better. And for no eye goops!

Camie's Kitties said...

Wow, what an action packed weekend. We will be purring for your daddy and granpa. We will also purr that the 3 of you get well soon, and that you don't have to have eye medicine.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

seriously amused said...

We will send lots of purrs your way to help everyone.

By the way, we're not sure what happens after a brain leaks out. This could be scary because Mom can't afford to lose any more brain cells!

Ms. P and Cinza

The Fluffy Tribe said...

sounds like you all had an eventsful Fanksgiving. We is sending pawsitive vibes for yer dad and gampie ~the Fluffy Tribe

zevo hussein calamari said...

We will purr and pray to the flying spaghetti monster for all of you.
Feel better soon

Shadow / Molly said...

OMC's yoo has aliens in yer walls?? Oh dat wont do! Yoo see what dey do wif all da trees outside - makes the leaves deaded. What will they do inside yer walls???

Princess said...

I am purrring for your daddy and purrring very strongly for your grampie

katztales said...

Purring for your Dad and Grandpa! Also that you two get well soon. Sore eyes sound nasty!

Mickey said...

Gee Miles,that was a big report!! I'm glad you had fun on your foo-ton and Sammy protected you all from aliens. Sorry about the eye goops too.
I will send big purrs for your Dad and Grampie!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

William said...

Wow, you guys had an action-packed weekend! We'll purr for your daddy and grampie.

P.S. Way to go with the food, Miles!

Lux said...

Lots of things to report on! We'll definitely purr for your daddy and Grampie!

P.S. I ate Stinky Goodness. :)

Forty Paws said...

Too many goopy eyes and sneeziness goin on der. We has dat heer too. We surely do hope that Meezer Dad can get a job furryly quickly. This is like reeely impawtant. We hope grampie's back gitz bedder too!

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