The FOODS report - foods for this weekend - eggs, ham, chick-hen (which I fink was MORE yummy than the ham!!)
The "Billy's a pain in the hiney" report - Well, mommy almost cried on Saturday trying to give Billy his medi-suns. The v-e-t gived her 10 packets - he has to take it for 10 days. Well, mommy used 3 packets on Saturday trying to get him to take it. It's yucky powder stuff that does not dissolved in water (even boiling water!) She finally just dissolved it as much as she could in the boiling water and shoved it down his throat with a syringe. Both of them ended up covered in it. fun times. (late edit: the powder will not dissolve in anything, and Billy will not eat any food that has even been near the powder. Mommy doesn't want him to not eat his foods, and he didn't eat anyfing Saturday because he was afraid that the powder was in all the foods).
The "what's in the basement" report by Sammy - take it away Sammy: Um, there are GHOSTS in the basement. and they MEOW at me. ALL the time. I have to meow at the door for mommy to let me downstairs and she usually won't. I have to 'vestigate the ghosts. they may be trying to tell me something important. Like "kill Miles". - Um, back to you Miles.
Um, yeah.... Sammy? stay away from me you freak. I think you need some med-i-k-shun of your own.
The "what will be on the blog this week" report - well we have awards that mommy has been very bad in helping us post. And presents that were sent to us that we have not posted pictures of. ::KICK:: GET WITH IT WOMAN.
That is the Miles Report for today