Monday, November 17, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The House Trashing Party Report - TOTAL DESTRUCTION!! YEAH!!!

The Foods Report: Guess what Mommy buyed?? OH YOU'RE NEFUR GONNA GUESS?? Well, a person she werks wif raised pigs this summer and WE buyed 1/2 of one of the pigs!! Some of it's in the freezer downstairs. The rest of it is in the big freezer of one of mommy's furriends, who buyed the other 1/2. Mommy says that at 75 cents a pound we could not pass it up and there's enough to last a LONG time. Not hafing to buy lots of meats at the store will help while daddy is out of werk.
OH YEAH. OH we has BACON (smoked and fresh), and PORK STEAKS and CHOPS and FRESH HAM and SAUSAGE and LOTS of other parts. WOOO HOOO.

The Dungeon Report - by Sammy. Oh, um, OK. Miles is drooling in the corner and chanting BA-CON BA-CON. So, there IS ghosts in the dungeon!!! Even Mommy says so. Her socks was moved off the table after they was washed. She says that the ghosts did it. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. - Back to you drooler. I mean Miles.

BA-CON BA-CON. Oh, excuse me. Here's the weather report:
Hey, guess what? IT'S GONNA SNOW. But who cares, there's PIG in the freezer.

That's the Meezer Monday Miles Report.

36 comments:

Cory said...

Oh you could get snowed in for days...and you'd be ok...BACON!!! Yay!

Max said...

ohmygoshiwannacometoyourhouseandsitbythefreezerandwaitfortheBACONtocomeout!!!!

Chesney Cats said...

Nothin like a PIG in the freezer!!

Mr. Echo said...

Miles yoo kood git yur person to make pork fried rice. Lots. We kood all come ofur and help eet it. Jes tell us when.

Muzzy said...

funny Sammy!
glad you got some good bacon an ham!
Jenna

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

With Bacon,
I think those snows are nothing to be afraid of~!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

BACON! Bacon is one of da basic food groups! If yoo need help getting thru all da bacon we volunteer to come over and help.

Motor Home Cats said...

Mom said that when she saw your mom was buying 1/2 a pig, the first thing she thought was Sammy, Miles and Billy are going to be VERY happy.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Karen Jo said...

Miles, you must be absolutely delighted at having so much pork in the freezer. Sammy, ghosts in the dungeon sound a little scary. I hope that they content themselves with just moving stuff around a little.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! Half a pig. It could snow for a trillion naps but you'd still be okay cuz you haf bacon.

Parker said...

Parker's Mommy here. Just wondering where to send the Vet bill. Parker is out cold...

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Wowie, Miles & Sammy, genuine real live dead pig. In yours freezer? You's set fur life.
Purrs, KC

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Oh, hi, Billy SweetFeets...
stop sniffing at tha freezer and come on over and
PLAYPLAYPLAY
RUNRUNRUN
ZOOMZOOMZOOM....
I's like lightning on my StarChaser this morning...
Faith Boomerang

Isis said...

Ah, it seems my explanation to Skeezix of the expression "high on the hog" was totally correct! :) I can tell from here that Miles is very high on the hog and dreaming of lots of roasty pork in his future! ;)

Purrs,
Isis
x

The Island Cats said...

BACON! We want some...we never had it before but we want some....

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh baby that fresh bacon sounds good. i flour it and fry it and mmmmmm, yummy!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Hi Billy,
Yes I join you on tha big warming nap pile :: blushing ::,
it's fur Moki, we's got to make him well...
PLAYPLAYPLAY
RUNRUNRUN
ZOOMZOOMZOOM
PILEPILEPILE ::blushing::
Faith Boomerang

Purrageous Pirates said...

Did you say BA-CON!?!?! NOM NOM NOM NOMMY Bacon!!! YUMMY!!!


BILLY!! I is here and we GOTS to PLAY! NOW! PLAYPLAYPLAY!! YAY!! - Fagin

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

::::oink oink::::
We wants to moove in wif yoo and have piggie all da time...

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Billy
Bye Miles
Boo,Ping,Jinx,Gracie

:::blowin kisses:::
Bye to my sweet brave handsome ghostbustin floofy cocoa puff meezerman...

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Lone Star Purrs said...

That's sounds YUMMY!!! Now Momma is wandering around the house craving BACON!! Heehee!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Forty Paws said...

Bacon! Oh! We so lufs Bacon! When Maw fries some, we hang out in the kitchen and talk talk talk talk talk about getting tons of Bacon!

Luf, Us

Chrissie said...

I AM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW TO SHARE YOUR PIG! AND EAT YOUR BACON! AND SHARE YOUR HAM! AND ALL YOUR OTHER PARTS!

::drool::

CazzyCazz a.k.a Micz said...

Hiyii there, just wanna thank you for your visit and your blessings. Chubbs is now in a better place and we would like to thank you for your words of comfort. :)

Shaggy and Scout said...

Our oldest boy bought into a cow when he was in college living with some other guys in a house. He got HUGE steaks & lots of other meat from it and he ate really good that year.
GHOSTS!! We KNEW it!!!!! They love socks! They are making moms disappear all the time.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I'll be there soon...

Princess said...

hi, this is Harry at Here comes Harry.thanks for stopping by to visit my blog. I like your blog.
Yum, bacon...can I come over? we could have a real feast.
Harry

Everycat said...

All that bacon! I am on my way over!

Whicky Wuudler

The Furry Kids said...

YOu have real live dead PIG at your house? Yum!!!

Omnibabe said...

Miles is a kitty after my own heart. After all, aren't bacon, butter, cheese and sour cream nature's four perfect foods?

jenianddean said...

Make sure Mom shares some of her bacon with you.
--Jasper

PB 'n J said...

Ok, just to make sure we got this straight - that's 1/2 a piggy for your and 1/2 a piggy for the Mom right? 'Cause that sounds fair to us!

Boo for snow, but yay for piggy!

Just Ducky said...

your very own 1/2 of a pig. Way to go guys.

The Devil Dog said...

Please don't mention the s word. I think I will have a fit if you do. As for ba-con. I like bacon. I also like canned peaches.

Roxy

Deb Cushman said...

Pig in the freezer! Wow! We are happy for you.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Piggy-eatin' party at YOUR house!!!
DMM

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Yoo's so cute when yoo chants BA-CON BA-CON, Miles. teehee
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

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