Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today
The House Trashing Party Report - TOTAL DESTRUCTION!! YEAH!!!
The Foods Report: Guess what Mommy buyed?? OH YOU'RE NEFUR GONNA GUESS?? Well, a person she werks wif raised pigs this summer and WE buyed 1/2 of one of the pigs!! Some of it's in the freezer downstairs. The rest of it is in the big freezer of one of mommy's furriends, who buyed the other 1/2. Mommy says that at 75 cents a pound we could not pass it up and there's enough to last a LONG time. Not hafing to buy lots of meats at the store will help while daddy is out of werk.
OH YEAH. OH we has BACON (smoked and fresh), and PORK STEAKS and CHOPS and FRESH HAM and SAUSAGE and LOTS of other parts. WOOO HOOO.
The Dungeon Report - by Sammy. Oh, um, OK. Miles is drooling in the corner and chanting BA-CON BA-CON. So, there IS ghosts in the dungeon!!! Even Mommy says so. Her socks was moved off the table after they was washed. She says that the ghosts did it. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. - Back to you drooler. I mean Miles.
BA-CON BA-CON. Oh, excuse me. Here's the weather report:
Hey, guess what? IT'S GONNA SNOW. But who cares, there's PIG in the freezer.
That's the Meezer Monday Miles Report.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...