Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

UPDATE: Billy wented to the v-e-t tonight. Hims haf eifur lungworm or asthma . The v-e-t 'acided to treat for lungworm ferst and if he still has prollems breathing in 10 days then he has to haf a x-ray and they will talk about asthma. Billy will tell you more Friday. Fank you for your purrsss.

MILES

My rule for today: When it's cold in your house in the middle of the night, stick your cold nose on a bean eyelid. that will get them up to turn up the heat.


SAMMY

Whappage for the week: everything off the counter in the human litterbox room. twice. (that includes face paint, human head fur soap, some gooey stuff for the human head hair, an electric teefs brush and that smelly stuff they put unner their arms).


71 comments:

Max said...

A wonderful, time honored way to get the people to make things warm! It also works if they have some nekkidity going on, and you can bare to stick a cold nose on something...nekkd.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

miles: great idea. i will try that on sarge!

sammy: great work whapping this week! i have much to learn...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Anonymous said...

hahah I will haves to try the nose to the eyelid!!
Grates whappage Sammy!! :)

V-V

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Oooooh!! These all sound like a lot of fun!!

~Donny and Marie

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah Miles, that is a very good rule....
Hmmmmmm Sammy, good luck~~~

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I kinda like the eye thing. Cool idea...

Karen Jo said...

Way to go, Miles. A cold nose on the eyelid will wake up a bean every time. Awesome whappage, Sammy. I never fail to be impressed by your skill.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I will have to try that eyelid move, sounds very effective!

Purrs Goldie

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

That's a good rule, Miles!

Excellent whappage, Sammy. :)

Parker said...

I am quite fond of the eyelid move myself!

The Island Cats said...

Hahaha! That would work, Miles!!!

And Sammy, all that whapping..twice! You must be tired now...

Sweet Purrfections said...

Do the beans ever get any rest in your house? Hee! Hee!

Anonymous said...

Sammy, you are so thoughtful to help your Mom Lady Person keep the bathroom countertop cleaned off and clutter-free.

We love the nose on the eye lid eydea!

Cory said...

We haven't tried the nose on the eyelid move yet, sounds like a great idea!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

AttaboyMILES!
*woo hoo*

Sammy yoo is MY hero!

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy
Boo,Ping,Jinx and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
~Abby

Deb Cushman said...

Cold nose on the eyelid -- good idea, Miles! We learn something useful everytime we come here!

And, Sammy, excellent whappage!

Chrissie said...

That's assuming you can FIND an eyelid..How can my mom possibly sleep on her face? Like Max, I gotta unearth somethin' nekkid!

Sammy, that's a great haul! Did anything skid back behind the toilet?

Purrageous Pirates said...

Sammy! ME whapped the human teethbrush onto the floor this week. ME thinks you would have been proud. My bestest friend Billy!!!! Is YOU feeling better? Does ME need to come and keep YOU company til YOU feel better again? YOU needs to get better so we can PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!- Fagin

Jimmy Joe said...

Wow, Miles, that is creative genius! You are the hardest working Meezers in showbusiness, buddies.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We'z gonna try da eyelid thing, we get da second best thing, mom lifts da covers and lets us climb in wif her. She's a great heat source! Great whappage, did yoo get anything to fall into da bean litter? Hope yoor feeling better Billy.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

The cold nose on an eyelid sounds like a good idea.
I woke mum up good on their first night back home. Jett Lagg had made them very tired and they wouldn't wake up to talk to me, so I bit mum on her nose - hard!! You should have heard her holler. I think I might have done it a bit too hard though cuz there wuz blood on her nose in the morning. She forgave me though.
Eric

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, Miles, thanks for the advice, but we think we'll pass on this one. We know which one of us would get up verrrrry quickly (in flying mode).

But we might try Sammy's rule this week. (Actually we practice this regularly.)

We hope Billy is feeling better so he doesn't have to go to the vet.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Sammy-Great job whapping!!!

Miles-We just trap Meowms legs and stay warm that way!

Daisy said...

I can always count on you boys for some good advice!

Tybalt said...

Ivy has been cozying up to mommy who has the sniffles . . . and PUTTING HER WHISKERS UP MOMMY'S NOSE.

Just one word on that:

Ewwwwww.

~Tybalt

BILLY! BILLY BILLY BILLY SWEETFEETS!!!!!! Let's do the TURKEY TROT!!!!!

*wigglebutt*

~Dana

Mickey's Musings said...

Miles!! The horror of you being cold!!!!
Sammy,good to see you keeping up the whapping!! Don't want to ever lose your edge!!!!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

LZ said...

Billy I saw in my reader that you're headed to the vet. I hope he makes you breath better!

Kaze

The Furry Kids said...

Those are awesome tips. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Purrageous Pirates said...

BILLY! ME is here and ME will not leave YOU until YOU feel better. ME will even got to the V-E-T with YOU!! - Fagin

zevo hussein calamari said...

We hope Billy feels better very soon. ANd we heard that President Obama will be using your talents (biting,whapping and pooting) in January.

xoxoxoxoox
pooses for peace

Unknown said...

Yoo guys make us laff, but yoo do fings dat we won't do!

The Devil Dog said...

On the eyelid? Are you sure? Well, if you say so. I think that would be an interesting thing to do to mom. I am not sure if she would wake up or not. As for whapping things in the bathroom, I don't think it would be a good idea to drop their toothbrush on the floor.

Roxy

Forty Paws said...

Tons of whappage at your house, right?

Cold nose on bean eyelid sounds good.

Luf, Us

Nina Torbie said...

We just heard that Billy is having trouble breathing! Get well soon! We need you to keep those meezers on their toes!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Billy, You get well, you hear! And let everyone know how you are when you get back from the vet tonight.

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Billy, Billy, Billy, please please please get okay. I want to PLAYPLAYPLAY RUNRUNRUN ZOOMZOOMZOOM with you and then snuggle wif you afterward. Please be okay... Faith Boomerang

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Sammy and Miles, thanks for letting us know about Billy Sweetfeets.
We are all purring and purraying for him.
Please keep us updated, KC and I will be up late until we can hear about how he is doing.
Love,
ML

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Any word on Billy? We don't like when our frends is not feeling well...please be okay.

PB 'n J said...

Oh excellent rule - may we use it?

We're purring for you little Sweetfeets! Hopefully it's just a sniffle and you're back to being a hamick troll in no time!

Lux said...

Billy, be well! We are purring for you here,
Luxie

Just Ducky said...

Cold noses and nekkid skin does wonders for getting the heat turned on.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Aw, Billy, we never heard of lungworm before but we looked it up and decided we don't like either possible diagnosis. We don't want you to be sick with either. Get well, Billy!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Billy billy!!! Get better! We will purr.

Forty Paws said...

Billy, we're sending tons of purrs your way. And we're sending tons of luf your way too. Hang in there bud.

Luf, Us

The Florida Furkids said...

We're going to purr and purray for you, Billy. We never heard of lungworm either.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Cory said...

We're purring for you...my sister Cecilia has asthma that is pretty well controlled with corisone shots.

Quill and Greyson said...

Purr Purr Purr, I hope the medicine works and you are feeling better soon.

Meowers from Missouri said...

PURRRRRRR! PURRRRRRRRR! PURRRRRRRRRRR! oh, li'l billy norton sweet feets--you MUST get better!!! we are beginning to purrr an' purray now an' will not stop until you are safe an' well at home!!!!

Pumpkin said...

Ewwww, werms in lungs is icky! Hope the medicins kill them so yoo can breathe agin. Sending lots of lowd purrs frum Hah-why-eee yore way.

Motor Home Cats said...

Billy, we just heard that you are all wheezy. We are purring our hardest that the medicines work.

Miles, that is a great rule. We agree with Max - it also works great for naked skin.

Sammy - that is some good whappage.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

caspersmom said...

Billy sweetfeets we are a purring and praying that you don't have an old lungworm or asthma. Just maybe a little upper respiratory problem. Oh please get better.

Casper and crew

Just Ducky said...

Big purrs to my fellow ginger BillySweetFeets. Get better little dude.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Billy~We hope that this treatment gets rid of your sickness. We want you feeling better and not having to take regular pills like Orion does.

Junior, Orion and Meowm

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Oh Billy, I have asthmatic bronchitis (and bacterial bronchitis) right now, so I can empathize. I hope the lungworm treatment helps and you feel all better really fast. *scritches* Mom Robyn

Everycat said...

Poor Billy, I hope the treatment works quickly and Billy feels much better.

Whicky Wuudler

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We hopes Billy feels better real soon!

Good rule Miles, and good whappin Sammy!

Samantha & Mom said...

Purrrrs, purrrrs and more purrrrs for you Billy!! We can hardly wait to hear your story!

I am going to have to try that one Miles, usually, I just walk all over Mom and Dad till one of them wakes up!! Samantha

Great whappage Sammy! You are the best! Mr. Tigger
Your FL furiends,

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Billy! We hope you get better soon...we are purring hard for you! Well, Wally is 'cuz he's a purr machine...

The Cat Realm said...

Poor BIlly! We are all purring for you! Very loud and very hard! PURRRRRRRR and PPPUUURRRRRRRRR and triple PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Get well soon sweety!!!!

Asta said...

I'm pwaying fow Billy
I hate that he's having twouble bweafing..I suwe hope his medcin wowks,..Miles I'll twy youw cold nose twick on Mommi, but sammy, I think I won't leawn youw twick..I'd be in sooo much twouble it's not wowf it(do catses get awawy wif mowe?)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Max said...

Billy, little dooood...I hope hope hope you don't have lungworm. I never heard of it before but that doesn't sound much fun. I have a little asthma, I hope you have that and no worse than mine. I really really really want you to be ok.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Poor Billy. Sending lots of healing purrs your way! We hope the medicine from the vet helps.

The Whiskers and Purrs Gang said...

Dear sweet Billy,
We are sayin' prayers for you. Our sister, Fergie, has asthma. She has an inhaler and gits medicine just like humans do. Take it easy, sweet one. You will feel all better soon.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang

The Furry Bambinos said...

Billy with da Sweet Feets, we is purring hard for you that you gets all better soon! Our Mom has az-ma, and she's always sucking on "medi-ka-shuns", or so she says. We can raid her stash and send you some stuff if you want.

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Isis said...

Oh my poor little Billy boy... I'm so worried about you! Please be a good boy to the Mom Lady Person and let her give you the meds the vet sends you home with, cause I wanna have you better soon!

To cheer your Mom Lady Person why not drag her over to my bloggy for some silly lyrics today?!

Purrs,
Isis
x

Java's Coffee House said...

poor Miles, I hopes you gets better. I'll send you some boiled chicken, it maded me feel betters.

purrs Java

The Crew said...

Billy, we looked up lungworm in cats on the innernets and the good news is, it can be treated successfully. We're all purrin' for you!

The Crew

The Fluffy Tribe said...

well we hope Billy is going to be okay. how do they treat lungworm in Billy's? ~The FLuffy TRibe

Isis said...

first- your package from tesla went out wednesday. you should get that tomorrow or saturday! Second, did you know that they can see lungworm in a stool sample? really they can! sister found them at work on another kitties stool.

If your doctor gives you some 'panacur' medication (for deworming) it usually takes care of it pretty good!

And lungworms aren't that bad!

The Lee County Clowder said...

Billy, we just heard that you are doing poorly. We're purrrrring & purrrayering for for you.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Feel better, Billy!
DMM

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