Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

how's this for a tasty rule - if a meezer licks the pork on the plate, the pork on the plate belongs to the meezer. I loves pork fried rice.


SAMMY

It's time to get in shape for holiday whapping efurryone!! I suggest that you start on end tables, mantles, entertainment centers and bedside tables. Anywhere that there will be some christmas decorations!!!! You will need to be in good shape to whap all that stuff on a daily basis for 2 weeks or so. So, come on! build up your muscles!!!!

34 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles: thanks, i will start licking sarge's pork chops right away!!

sammy: i hope i am up to the challenge. i will try...

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

DaisyMae Maus said...

Excellent points, Meezermen!
DMM

T'Abby Normal said...

Your rules always have a great point!

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Parker said...

Miles - what an excellent idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Miles, what a great rule. We are going to start licking stuff we want right away. We'll begin wif mom's frozen yogurt...Sammy, any idea why our mom just picks up whatever we whap and puts it back and doesn't even seem to get upset? Oh no, we just hadded a horrible thawt, what if she was replaced by a pod bean! Noooo, dat is to horrible to think about.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

I agreez with the licking part!! hahah

V-V

Cory said...

We love to lick the butter! It makes a nice little pattern and it tastes great too!

Southbay Girl said...

Meezers and Meezer mom, Thank you so very much for your compassionate words! The support has meant so much to me!!

Thank you!

Penny, Kodak, 3 Perf, Blossom and Angel Winton

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, we live by your rule - especially Miss Jade.

Sammy - We are really getting good at whapping Mom's drink off of her nightstand. It is lots of fun.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Miles, we are just wondering... Does the licking rule apply to Chicken?

Eric and Flynn said...

Licking is a good rule, does it only work for Meezers? I stole the pork chop bone off mum's plate the other day and she didn't even tell me off. Flynn
We are going to start brushing up on our whapping skills right away.

The Island Cats said...

Miles, we agree...anything we lick on the plate belongs to us!

DEBRA said...

Miles -- GRATE ider! We will hafta to try it out on Momma's foods...

And Sammy I is werkin my whittle pawsies to da bone tryin to build up my mussels...I keep whappin Boo for an extra workout..

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy (how ya feelin?)
Bye Miles
Boo,Ping,Jinx,and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my superhandsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Mickey said...

Hey guys!!! Those are pawsome rules today!!!!!!
Just want to sat that I am very sad to hear about your Dad. He worked for some mean beans :( I hope he is at least feeling better.
Purrs Mickey

Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail said...

I have to go with Miles rule...I just love left overs. You can find that out about me and a seven other things because...

Hey! I have tagged you for the 8 Random Things Me-me. It was fun and easy to do and I completely forgot to talk about my Catnip Addiction. Anyway, I hope you will consider doing it, as I'd love to learn more about you!

ML said...

Oh, Sammy, we's been practicing whapping by playing tub soccer. Also, caps from bottled water are excellent to whap around.
Purrs, KC

ML said...

It's me!

PLAYPLAYPLAY RUNRUNRUN ZOOMZOOMZOOM
SNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLE :: giggles ::

How are you feeling today, handsome Billy?

It's pouring down rain and thundering and lightning and flooding here. Can I come play at your house????

Faith Boomerang

Jimmy Joe said...

Mmmm...pork fried rice would hit the spot just about now...
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Aoise said...

Miewmie has two little fairies wot sit on the bookcase in the lounge. From the stairs I can reach em, wap em and then run like cwazy up stairs !!Good advice.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I try that and my human says so what's a little cat spit?

The Crew said...

Excellent advice, boys. But Miles, don't limit yourself to only the pork on the plate. Why not claim everything!

Angie said...

Great tips! I will make sure Oscar reads these when he gets up for lunch.
You guys have a very cute blog, I am going to have to put you on my reader so I can keep up with your shenanigans.
Enjoy your day!

http://thefurrytripod.wordpress.com

Junior said...

Yumm.......pork.

The Furry Kids said...

Those are great tips!

The Devil Dog said...

I agree with you completely, Miles. As for you, Sammy, I see bad things in your future.

Roxy

FrecklesandDeb said...

Got it! Lick the pork on the plate and whap everything on tables, mantles and entertainment centers. We can do this -- yes we can!

Diane G. said...

Good rules.

I tried to claim a sausage that was just waiting for me. I licked it and was about to sink my teeth in except my daddy saw me and chased me away.

As far as whapping, I'd better get started getting in shape. Are lamps ok to whap?

Moe

Shadow / Molly said...

We just not into whappin unless its up against Jakes head! lol


Billy we is glad yoo is feel better. Jake wud like to PLAYPLAYPLAY wif yoo he said!!

Forty Paws said...

G.T. licks anything that is meat related on Maw's plate. G.T. lufs everything meat related. And tomato sauce type related.

We whap each other. Duz that count?

Luf, Us

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

You know, we may be doggies, but we think that rule is good for us too!!
And, we chew up the decorations instead of whapping them!! We are more alike than different! Mom said her Meezer Dara was a champion whapper. (She has been at the bridge a long,long time now.)
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Princess said...

all food around here belongs to ME!!

happy Day boys!

Derby said...

Oh yeah, the snow people will be showing up soon, they need to learn their place is where ever I whap them.

Tesla & Hansel said...

holiday whapping ! alright we'll start practicin!

thank you so much for thinking of tesla during our hard time! We're still not completely better, but we're on the right track! thank you so much!

William said...

I think that tasty rule can be applied to lots of foods!

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