Monday, December 29, 2008

Mad Meezer Monday

MILES

I is a FURRY MAD MEEZER. I is FURRY MAD AT THE MOM. Furriends, we really need a new mother. We is so far 'ahind on our holiday stuff - we haf not gotted our cards out yet 'acause she has been "busy" wif her mommy and daddy, and EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES. Oh, and that whole "sick" thing for a week. We will nail her to the sofa to make her do our cards - 'acause we gotted so many nice cards and we doesn't want our furriends to hate us for not getting ours out. ::glaring at the mom::

Well, we did get our secret paws boxes out so hopefully they will arrive soon!! We is sorry that they're arriving almost at the end of the time, but, well, YOU should try hafing our mom for a mom. SHEESH . SHE NEFUR LISSENS.

To efurryone that sented us a secret paws gift - we akshually haf pikshurs. In the camera. If I hadded thumbs I could take the memory card out and put it in the laptop myself, but it's furry small and I need a thumb.

I might haf to go back to the v-e-t this week. I'm still tipsy and mommy says that i is walking around wif my head tilted pretty far to the left. I DON'T WANT TO GO. Sanjee, can you please hide me? Mommy is back at werk this week so we has all day to find a good hiding spot.

::SIGH:: I need a new mom.

37 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Oh Miles, we know that you think you neeed a new mom, but in reality you really don't. Your mom loves you more than anyone else possibly could. If anyone needs a new mom, it's me. She won't share the delicious bread with me and she didn't send out ANY Christmas cards. How bad is THAT?

Roxy

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles ... At least your momma remembered to SIGN YOU UP for Secret Paws this year. Ours forgot.
DMM

A Few Good Cats said...

Your mom loves you very much, so you must forgive her for being only human.

Max said...

I'm pretty sure you can keep the Mom you got, but you need to work a little harder on her training. People can be stubborn, you know. I think it helps if you squirt them with water. They'll do stuff for you if you can figure out a way to work the squirt bottle.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Miles, You gotta lay off the holiday eggnog, then you won't walk so tipsy. And we don't wan you to have to go to the vet either. But we want you well.

Karen Jo said...

I think you better keep the Mom you have, Miles. She does love you very much and she couldn't help being sick any more than you can. It's a shame that you may have to go back to the vet, but we all want you to get well.

Furkidsmom said...

Awww Miles, don't be upset with your Mom. Our Mom isn't too good with keeping up with things that are important to us either....we think it's just a "bean" thing. We know your Mom loves you a LOT!

We hope you're better soon.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Miles, maybe if you lean a little to the right, you will stop tilting left and be all straightened up again. Then you would not have to go to the Vet!

We think you might want to reconsider the whole new mom lady person thing... most Mom's will not let you have foods, let alone have a blog and do a foods report. Just saying.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Your mom will get things cleared up soon I am sure! Don't be too hard on her, I bet she means well. Have some ham and a good nap!!

Purrs Goldie

Isis said...

Finding a new Mom is not always easy Miles... Maybe you can train her? It would save you having to move for a start! After all if Ramses can train Daddy I'm sure you're up to the job of training your Mom! ;)

Purrs,
Isis
x

The Island Cats said...

Geez, Miles...we're sorry your mom has not been the best lately...but getting a new one is purrty drastic...the new one might be worse than this one!

We hope you stop tilting soon....

Cory said...

I'm pretty sure you don't really want a new mom...holidays are hard on humans...she'll be back to normal soon.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

a new mom? no way... miles lighten up honey. she's doing the best she can. she's just not a cat so it's hard for her...

smiles, auntie bee
xxxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoxo

The Creek Cats said...

Miles, sure hope you find a good hiding place :)

Junior said...

We got lots of nice Christmas cards too and our Meowm didn't even buy any to send out. She says it is because of green papers. Whatever!

We hope the v-e-t can get you all better soon Miles!

DEBRA said...

Miles
We needs a noo Mom too. She has done da same fing...we has gotten our SP and she has film of us but it's still in da camera. I tells her NO ONE can sees it IN da camera! C'mon MOM git wif it! But sheesh she juss keeps doodlin or whatever she does da keeps her frum da impawtant stuff -- US! She even has to da nerve to say we will have to curtail our bizits...well humpfth....we is not happee wif her at all!

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

Boo,Ping,Jinx and Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

keep yer mom miles.
she'zza good one!
luv--jh

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Sweets ... Ya gotto go to the Vet to get better. Hey maybe the Vet has something for your Mom too!

Those humans .... Sheesh. Our Mom forgot to get more wet food at the grocer & we were left with dry food!!!! : / We put on our sad faces & she went out early this morning to get the wet. ; )

The Whippy Curly Tails
=^..^=

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles you can have our person, not that she is any improvement. She doesn't even TRY and send out cards... sigh. Talk about annoying. We'll purr that your head gets better so you don't have to go back.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Just a little more training should do it. Plus the New Year is coming. Humans like to "get organized" in the new year so maybe that will happen with your mom. One can always hope.

China Cat said...

Oh, Miles, you don't need a new mom. Mom's just get very busy at holiday time. Willow and I are purring that your head straightens out so you don't have to go back to the v-e-t!

Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat

castle diva said...

I lived with the man for several years before we moved in with the woman. He's still in serious need of improvement.

Humans are a lot of work, but they do come in handy.

Ms. P

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Wow and we thought we had it bad! I sure hope your head tilt goes away....I know how truly annyoing that is!

Latte

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Miles, a'course I'll hide yoo! We'll find the bestest place. And maybe a disguise too! I'll be rite ofur!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Maybe yoo should find a way to tip da house to da left...den it won't look like yoo are tipping. Sometimes mom's are kinda anoying and lazy and keep making excuses but den da love comes and dat is more importint den cards. Our mom kept forgetting to sign us up fur da secret paws, sheesh! And she doesn't even go day hunting so she haf no excuse.

Lux said...

I'll bet you'd miss your mom in a minute if you had a new one, Miles! I know I would, and mine's always messing things up, too. ;-)

Best wishes to both of us at the vet this week.

Love,
Luxie

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, you don't need a new Mom! All of our Moms get behind on stuff, 'specially if they are sick! Granted, they are only humans, and not as swift as us kitties are. But you know she loves you! We hope you get your tipsy-ness all straightened out furriend, and going to the v-e-t is the only way to fix it, so please don't hide!
We love you!
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Derby said...

If you traded your mum for a new one, not certain that you would get anyone better. Better stick with what you have and train her harder.

Kaltsas Kats said...

Maybe we should trade moms for a day so they see how good they really have it. We could come and wreck some havoc over there for you. Our mom got sick too and got nothing accomplished and didn't help us one bit with getting our cards out until the last minute. Silly moms.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

That was a very good comment you left at MM's re Bess the cat supposedly locked in a window seat for 9 weeks. LC & Ayla's TBT wrote a good response to her on their blog.

FrecklesandDeb said...

We're sorry that you are so mad at your mom, Miles. Mom's can be pretty frustrating some of the time, but then you just have to remember the other times, like when she gives you stinky goodness!

Jewelgirl said...

Hello Meezer family, to let you know
that your worries about Secret Santa
are over and the package arrived
safely on our doorstep yesterday
the 29th! The jewelcats are having
a party with all the delightful
goodies and we all want to thank
you! ♥ Spooky,Aniwa,Daisy,Shadow,
Nelly and Jewelgirl ♥

PS: Love Meezers they are the best!

MaoMao said...

Awww, Miles -- great big huggies! Us Ballicai are purrin fur you and wishin you luck at the v.e.t.! Lots of love and huggies to you!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

THE ZOO said...

Miles we will send purrs fur yoo. we hope yoo get better. be nise ta yur mom. beans can maked us frustrated but theys only beans.

The Cat Realm said...

Miles - don't worry about your Mom, our help is much worse!
We are sending purrs for you and hope everything is alright!!!!

Evie/VampyVictor said...

I am sure your Momma is doing the best she can Miles... I am very worried about you though little man... I iz a purring very hard for you.. very very hard! :))

V-V

LC and Ayla said...

Goodness, Miles, we sure you are feelin all balanced again real soon!

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