Here is the meezer monday miles report for today:
The As The World Turns Report - my werld is spinning all over the place and I hate it. I don't understand why I cannot walk or jump. It's like before and I didn't understand it then either. But the good thing is that I get the prime snuggling spot in the middle of the bed so that I don't fall out of bed. Yesteray I gotted dizzy while I was in the litterbox and I falled down in the box and hadded to haf a bath. I was mad at mommy all day.
The V-E-T report - I hate the v-e-t. I have to spend the whole day there Thursday (we can't do it sooner becuase mommy leaves for work at 5:30 am and the v-e-t doesn't open till 8am, and they close before mommy gets home from werk. Plus, the good v-e-t is off Monday and Tuesday this week. So I go in on thursday. I don't want to go. My girlfriendcat will teleport there to be with me.
The weather report - cold. snow. warm. rain. cold and snow again. sheesh.
The furriend report - I wants to thank efurryone for all of the good thoughts and purrs and purrayers and for all of your generosity. you cannot begin to imagine how grateful we are to haf such wonderful furriends. Thank you all so very much.
The Raffle report - we will be drawing tonight because someone named Mom forgot the paper and ink for the printer.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...