Sunday, December 21, 2008

Meezer Monday

SAMMY

A note to the woman:

If you don't have a brush in your hand, I have no use for your petting. There's a reason why I whapped the brush into your back and onto your head while you were bomiting over the weekend. BRUSH ME. You had time between bomits to brush me. I was there. I saw you just sitting there. I don't care that you were slightly green and moaning. Your hands were not busy. BRUSH ME!!!!! I has to keep my furs floofy for my Abby darling.

Yours truly


PEE ESS: What's a "Brush hore?" (I think that werd in on my bad werd list. OOOOOOOOOOOO now you're in trouble for calling me a bad name)

33 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sammy be nice to her please. she is sick. okay???

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ooooh, Sammy. You've really done it this time. You're going to find coal in your stocking Christmas morning for sure. Please apologize so you might find nip instead. Okay, then, will you apologize for ham?

We hope your mom is doing MUCH better, except perhaps for a slight lapse of memory.

Shadow / Molly said...

Sammy, yoo made the mom laugh and laugh!

Max said...

Hahahaha dooood! You're a brush whore! But that's ok, I'm an attention whore. And I'm pretty sure that means that sooner or later, we're gonna get PAID for our effort!!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

PS - Our Jan and your mom must be related.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh oh Sammy, we think yoo might be in just a little bit of trouble. When da mom's is bomiting dey don't like kitties to be whapping stuff at dem. Sadie sez dat if calling yoo a brush hore is bad den both our mom and dad are BAD!

Karen Jo said...

I know you loved to be brushed, Sammy, but whapping the brush onto the Mom while she is bomiting is not a good thing to do. She might just bomit on your brush, and then what would you do? Try to be a bit nicer to your Mom while she is so sick. I hope your Mom feels better very soon.

Eric and Flynn said...

I know what you mean Sammy. Our Beans both call me a Zoom Addict. Our Zoom Groom is usually on the cat tree and as soon as someone comes in the room, I jump up to be Zoomed. Mum leaves it face up so I can even brush my own face by rubbing on it. I love my Zoom Groom.
Eric
pee-ess We hope your mum is feeling better.

Parker said...

I really hope your Mom is feeling better so she can brush you more!

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I can teleport ofur and groom yoo! Becuz yoo always look soooo handsome to me! We all hope yur Mommie is feeling better...

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles (how are yoo?)
Bye Billy

Boo,Ping,Gracie and Mr.Jinx

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman...

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Oh no! Is yore Mommy feelin better today? Green is not a good color for beans. Um human beans. I'll come ofur and help yoo purr on yore Mommy, Miles.
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. I dunno what a brush hore is Sammy but it doesn't sound nise.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I'm pretty sure that's a term of endearment as I hear it ALL the time myself. Really, why would you want their dirty fingers on you when they could use the brush??

Latte

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sammy you know I don't understand humans either. If they sit there when they are sick and don't do anything, why do they also ignore us? I really find that inefficient and thoughtless...

Is your human feeling better?

Victor Tabbycat said...

O poor Sammy! You is rite, she is neglectin you! Mom calls me a Zoom Groom hore, too, so we needs to wash bof their mouths out wif soap!

When yur Mom stops bomittin, she's got sum catchin up to do on brushin. Keep affer her!
Purrs,
Victor

The Furry Kids said...

The Mom has not gotted her annual Christmas bomits yet. But I agree - The Mom types should always be able to do something between bomits, especially when they're laying on the floor by the human litterbox. I hope you get brushed soon. Oh, yeah, and we hope that your The Mom feels better too.

EG

The Devil Dog said...

Ohhhh, I think you are expecting too much. When my mom was "making music" the day she had vertigo, I didn't dare ask her to do anything for me. I was afraid of what would have happened if I did.

Roxy

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Budd, you're really pushing it doing all that whapping so close to christmas.

zevo hussein calamari said...

We hope everyone in your home is feeling better really soon.
xoxooxoxoxox

Cory said...

You are so naughty! Hope Santa forgives you!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Sammy, you shouldz come ovefur here fur awhile. Da momee doez nots haz cats which likes to be brushied... so she couldz practice on you.
Iz your momee still droppin' bombits? I hopes she iz better.
Tell Milez to nots try to do too much when he iz dizzy. Den he will be droppin' bombits too.

8GR8LOLCATS said...

Hi Sammy...
Rainbow Joy here... I like to ask my mom to brush me and then I get all nasty and I say swears at her... but I don't run away so she keeps on brushing... I have very long furs and so does Tommy and Furby... Does your mom- when she feels good sing to you when she brushes you... mine sings... I'm too sexy fur my fur...

Thanks for posting to our blog...

Rainbow Joy...

castle diva said...

Another brush hore? I didn't think there could possibly be two of you on this planet. Cinza just can't get enough.

It's actually embarrassing to watch.

Ms. P

castle diva said...

PS We're no longer sharing Mom's blog at "seriously amused" and now have our own blog. Yeah for us. It's about time!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Aww Sammy,
Sorry your mom has been bomiting! You need to curl up beside her and purr alot and then in 24 to 48 hours she will probably quit bomiting and feel better. Then she will brush you.

We are sending warm healing purrs her way.

meemsnyc said...

Hahaha, you tell 'em!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Noes! I am sad to hear your Mum is not feeling well, be nice to her, maybe you could brush her head furs for her? Just a thought.

Isis said...

Sammy! thats not so nice hitting mom in the head! you probably MADE her vomit!

Princess said...

Well, if you are a brush hore then I am too so there.

I hope your mom666666tio
errrm thanks Pierro for stepping on the key board. not.

I hopre your mom feels better. She should take some drugs like I am. I feel woozy and great! :-)

Puh-Prrinnie

michico*Adan said...

Oah Sammy,
you are so cute and understanding,
how wonderful you are!

Tesla and Hansel said...

o great sammy, i haz much ta learns.-hans

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Purrs for your Mom Sammy!!! I think I might be a Brush hore too!!!I love the brush!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

Evie/VampyVictor said...

hahha Mommas just can't take a hint eh? I mean after you stood by her when she was sick-ed and still nothing?!?! :)
(I hope she is all better all the same!) :)

The Meowers from Missouri said...

well, at least you likes to be brushed. our mom calls us her "ragged chilluns" acause none of us will sit still for brushin'. we hopes yer mom has quit bomitin'; ours gets really surly if she does that, an' we runs an' hides until she's flattened out inna recliner under a blankie. then we makes nice on her; hey, she's the one who feeds us, an' we know which side our kibbles are buttered on!

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