Thirteen reasons I was mad at mommy this week
1. She left the house on Wednesday and DID NOT CHECK THE CRUNCHY BOWLS. They were EMPTY. ALL DAY. ALL FREAKING DAY.
2. While givng me butt scritches she insulted my booty by calling it "nasty"
3. She will not let me ghost hunt at night in the dungeon. How am I going to be able to further my paranormal inves-ta-gashun career if I cannot ghost hunt?
4. Did I mention NO CRUNCHIES ALL DAY???
5. not putting her arm out for proper snuggling posishun
6. not stuffing a gag in the little brat's mouth sometime during his 5 hour operatic aria coming back from daddy's house.
7. STILL not guessing what kind of stinky goodness I want to eat for breakfast.
8. making the house cold by opening the front door. Either stay in or go out.
9. not letting me eat the fev-vers off the fev-ver wand
10. not leaving enough room on her face for me to sleep (putting the pillow there instead of my butt is NOT ALLOWED).
11. not letting me hang over the balcony
12. not stopping Miles the chub-o from laying on my head on the torcherous ride back from meezer dad's house
13. really, a WHOLE FREAKING DAY WITH NO FOOD