Thursday, December 04, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

SAMMY

Thirteen reasons I was mad at mommy this week

1. She left the house on Wednesday and DID NOT CHECK THE CRUNCHY BOWLS. They were EMPTY. ALL DAY. ALL FREAKING DAY.

2. While givng me butt scritches she insulted my booty by calling it "nasty"

3. She will not let me ghost hunt at night in the dungeon. How am I going to be able to further my paranormal inves-ta-gashun career if I cannot ghost hunt?

4. Did I mention NO CRUNCHIES ALL DAY???

5. not putting her arm out for proper snuggling posishun

6. not stuffing a gag in the little brat's mouth sometime during his 5 hour operatic aria coming back from daddy's house.

7. STILL not guessing what kind of stinky goodness I want to eat for breakfast.

8. making the house cold by opening the front door. Either stay in or go out.

9. not letting me eat the fev-vers off the fev-ver wand

10. not leaving enough room on her face for me to sleep (putting the pillow there instead of my butt is NOT ALLOWED).

11. not letting me hang over the balcony

12. not stopping Miles the chub-o from laying on my head on the torcherous ride back from meezer dad's house

13. really, a WHOLE FREAKING DAY WITH NO FOOD

34 comments:

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Momma is laffin and laffin. I don't really understand why, these are all legitimate gripes!

Hi to our bestest furriends.

Patches

Ivan from WMD said...

Sammy, I'm pretty sure most of those things are illegal. Did your mom lose the Meezer Rulebook or what?

~Caroline!

Max said...

ALL day? Doood...you might be scarred for life!

Motor Home Cats said...

We think you need to buy your Mom Max's new book. So she can relearn the rules.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Karen Jo said...

Hmmm, if Miles lay on your head on the way back from Daddy's, that should have acted as a sort of earmuff to protect you from Billy's singing. No food for a whole day is totally unacceptable. No wonder you wanted to eat the feathers off the wand.

Parker said...

I'd be traumatized with no crunchies for a whole day!!

The Island Cats said...

Those are alot of things to be mad about...specially the food thing...

Rascal said...

You absolutely have every right to be mad at her.

Quill and Greyson said...

Will the outrages never end!! Hey Meezers, somehow you came off my blog roll, so haven't visited. Mommy is fixing that right now!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

ALL DAY WIFOUT FOOD?

No way Sammy say she didn't abooze yoo like dat? It can't be? *sigh* I knoos how hard dat wuz on yoo. Cuz sumtimes Momma forgits to fill Boo's water bowl ... she actually has her own spessskial bowl (well I got ones too, guess I better not complain or Ping and Jinx and Gracie will) in her own room and Momma sumtimes forgits bout it and Boo has no water for a squillion hours(maybe 5 hours Abby).

**WAVIN PAWS***
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

Boo,Gracie,Ping and Jinx

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Cory said...

oh no! I think almost all of those are good reasons to be mad...except #6 since I don't think it's right to interupt an operatic aria...ever.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

she did? man. that sucks sammy...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Monty Q. Kat said...

No food?!?

That's not right...

Sweet Purrfections said...

Stop laughing Mom! At least my mom left me some crunchies when she ran out of the stinky goodness. I think you have some valid gripes.

Everycat said...

My Mum is laughing her head off at this list. However as a cat I can find nothing to laugh at, those are all legitimate grievances and I think it's time you guys lawyered up there!

Wuudler & cackling ape Mum

Shaggy and Scout said...

She's slipping, Sammy.
Hey, that little Meezer in our basement is really loud and keeps crying at the door! Now we understand about meezers & their voices!

jenianddean said...

No food ... that's just awful! She must have been real busy that day. I'm sure she still loves you (and your nasty butt).
--Jasper

Cafe Cats said...

What on earth is your Mama thinkin'! We is horrified for you.

Mama is giggling tho.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

::whapwhapwhap:: Sorry, hadda whap mom up side da head. She was laffin! Deze things is not funny, dey is deplorable...::we'z warning yoo mom, stop laffin:: We think yoo haf grounds fur a lawsoot or at da very least extra treats and skritches.

LZ said...

Wow, sounds like we've had some similar experiences!

Chase

Gemini and Ichiro said...

A whole day without food? That is so not right.

Daisy said...

I hope you did not lose too many pounds from going all day without crunchies!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

WOW! We are at a loss for words!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

This is terrible! All day? No food? Did you collapse? Have you recovered?

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Oh my goodness. How torchewus dat must haf been not to haf crunchies ALL DAY! Yur body am gonna be all outta wack now.

Unknown said...

NO FOOD??? *thud*

Just Ducky said...

No foods, that is just so wrong! I think you need to sit on her face tonight.

Anonymous said...

ALL day? NO foods? Srsly?

The Devil Dog said...

Oh the pain, the indignity of it all. You are so funny, Sammy. We just love reading about you. Thanks for being you and not changing.

Roxy

Unknown said...

ohhh I is sorry no food is really sadz!! me has no idea why your mom do dat!! are youon diets?? hahaha you are so naughty!! Bythe way I tagged you on my web site for fun games come and see!!

Black Cat said...

This would never happen on Planet Black Cat. Teleport over boys! Oh, just one thing... Don't interrupt me while I'm on the computer... Unless you behave as real cuties (like you are)! :) xxx

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! ALL DAY?! I am sure that your Momam must ahve had very veryy impawtant things going on.. even then AALLLLL DAAAYYY??


V-V

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

A whole day wifout crunchies is NOT good! We are teleportin ya some ta stash away...

(20 Meow Mix Kibbles haf just been sent)

Tesla and Hansel said...

Ohhh yoor mommeh will haffa make it up to yooos.

Good bye my sweet Nicky

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