Monday, June 30, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The my-grane report: The mom's my-grane is almost gone. She says Fanks for all the purrs.

The Foods report: this weekend there was: bacon, chick-hen, and HAM. it was a fair weekend food-wise.

Here is Sammy wif the weather report: It started out HOT HOT HOT (87 degrees) and HUMID. Then about 12 sleeps into Sunday it gotted DARK and WINDY and then the satellite wented out (during the race and mommy was not happy), and then there was RAIN RAIN RAIN and BOOM BOOMs and then after it was over a hour later it was 65 degrees and COLD. Back to you Miles

Here is junior reporter Billy with.... I don't know...some sort of report: ME KISSDED THE MOM LADY PERSON (blech - me thought you saided she hadded ham on her face Miles). Back to you liar brother Miles.

The Meezer Dad Report - Meezer Dad says thanks for the good wishes for his new jobbie. He will hear today when he will start. Maybe tomorrow or the day after or maybe next monday. he's not shur yet.

This has been Miles Meezer with the Meezer Monday Miles Report.
Haf a great Monday

Friday, June 27, 2008

Finally Friday

WE NOW RETURN TO OUR quiet napping


SHHHHH MeezerMom has a migraine.
And I is tired of keeping Billy out of trouble

Thursday, June 26, 2008



Meezer Dad is mad at us. When he checked our bloggie yesterday he didn't see us wish the mom lady person a happy purrfday. Well, it's her own fault. She tolded us she was not celly-brating her purrfday anymore.


BILLY!! She didn't say any such thing!


So last night we gived her great presents.


Me let mom lady person hold me and then me gotted purry and gived her a great present


Billy, pooting in her face is not a great present. You almost killed her. She turned BLUE from holding her breaf.


Sheesh, even I don't poot that bad.


Me gets too 'acited when me gets purry and then me has to poot. does any ofur kitty haf this prollem when they get purry? I don't poot unless I'm happy and purry


I gived mommy the gift of looking for me in the dungeon. She hadded fun


I gived mommy the present of hand feeding me pieces of pork from her fried rice.

It was a great purrfday for her.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for today: confuse the beans at all times- let them fall asleep with your head under their chin and wake up with your butt in the same place.


Whapping lesson for today: Whapping the humans. Whapping the humans is tricky. It's perfectly ok to whap them when you're angry - like when you have to go to the v-e-t, or getting a paw-di-cure. Whapping is also acceptable when your humans tick you off - talking cutsey baby talk to you all the time, or squishing you when they hug you, or when they lay on your feet because you have claimed the pillow as your own.
Whapping the human is, however, NOT acceptable i got nothing. Whapping the human is pretty much always acceptable.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

LOOKY!! ME wented outside!!!!
Me stalking bug! Me stalking 'nofer bug
Me prakticing airplane ears
Mom Lady Person, can me stay out a little longer pwease?


and efurryone else who wants to
Oh, we is sorry we did not visit much yesterday. The Mom Lady Person hadded somefing called JUREE DUTEE. And she hadded to sit in a courtroom for a long time. But then they tolded her to go home.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Finally Friday

ME GOTTED TAGGED!!! fank you Nitro!!!!!

ROOLS: 1. be honest; 2. tag other kitties; 3. have fun!

What is your name? - My name is Billy Norton SweetFeets Gingersnap

If you could change your name, what would it be? um, my name would be somefing FIERCE like SPIKE or CONAN the BAR-BARIAN

What is your pet's name? it can be webkinz or a real pet: Mommy says that me is not old enough to haf a pet 'acause me is not 'sponsible. also, 'parently, me is pet for Miles

What is your brother or sister's name: Sammy Meezer and Miles Meezer (how come me hafs a different last name than mine brofurs?)

If you could change their names what would they be? boring and cranky. they doesn't want to PLAYPLAYPLAY all day.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Thursday Thirteen


Thirteen Things Heard at Casa Meezer this week:

1. Miles, you're too cute, want a kissy?

2. Billy, why are you wet?

3. Billy, you better get back here you little ::insert bad werd of your choice here::

4. Sammy, get your foot out of my nose

5. Billy, really, why are you wet? The human litterbox seats are down

6. Poosie Poo, get your face out of my dinner

7. Billy, the bathwater is HOT don't drink it!

8. Sammy, get your nose out of my ear

9. Miles, get off the remote- you're changing the channels too fast

10. Sammy, you are my little angel pie

11. Miles, you are my sweet angel pie

12. Billy, you are my............wet.............angel pie

13. Billy, I just don't understand why you're wet all the time.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for today: hot wings are not kitty food. (and no mommy did not feed them to me, I got up on the counter and licked them while she was in the other room)


I think I may have reached mommy's limit for whapping. Whapping the lamp off the night stand was probably not a good idea. At least while she was sleeping. I think I will try it again when she's at werk.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tuesdays with Bill


ME has lots of NOOS!!!
1. We gottes noo litterboxes!! The BREEZE litterboxes the mom lady person calls them. ME likes them. ME eated the pellets. They was good. Mommy hadded to email the breezy ladies to make shur that ME would not get sick. The pellets is not toxic.

z. After mommy started putting the boxes together, ME peed in them. ME also peed in our old box, and on the bed, and in my box in my jail cell.

8. My jail cell. It gotted moved from the hot room to the mom lady person's bedroom. The ferst night ME was in the mom lady person's room, ME hollered lots.

5. The second night ME was good boy.

J. The Mom Lady Person says that if ME is good all week, then on Friday (when's FRIDAY?) ME can stay out of my jail cell all night. Unless ME makes noise or chases Sammy or Miles. Then ME has to go back. If ME pees on the bed, ME has to go back to jail too.

What can ME do to try and be a good boy? ME likes to chase Sammy and Miles and jump on the mom lady person's feets and head and tummy. ME doesn't want to stay in jail forever.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Miles the apple head, seal point, swirly tongued Meezer

Our friend Kali wented to the Rainbow Bridge on Saturday. She was a Tough A** Tortie 'till the end. Sweet Kali, we just cannot bear to say goodbye, so we will just say "Until we meet at the Bridge....." and please give Norton and Trixie nosekissies for us.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

Storm - Forever in our Hearts

Our regular Friday post is below this very special post


You taught us how to be strong

You showed us what grace really is

You taught us that true beauty lights you from the inside, even though you were already gorgeous on the outside

You taught us that love will see us through everything, even the end

Your Meowmies have showed our Mommy that unconditional love means being brave when having to do the hardest thing.

We will miss you terribly, but we are so very happy that you will be free to run and frolick at the Bridge while you wait for Castle and your Meowmies to come for you. And then together you will all dance over the Bridge into forever.

We cannot bear to say anymore goodbyes, so we will say

Until we meet at the Bridge.

Billy meets the neighbor kitty - Round 2


Ok, I keep trying. And what is wif the weerd butthair cut?

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Meezer Colors Day!!

It's Meezer Color Day!! We are all so excited!
Here is me on some of my favorite colors that show off my furs nicely. Our wonderful Gizzy quilt with the Meezer Brown and the exact blue that matches my eyes!
Here is Miles with his favorite color - his blue bandana that he gotted from his girlfriendcat for his purrfday

So here I am in my new favorite color - Lellow!!! MY girlfriend sented this to me for my purrfday. I will post more pikshurs tomorrow of what she sented me. Fank you so much Abby

Friday, June 06, 2008

Finally Friday

It's been a long week.
Ferst, we toasted to Lilly last night wif one of these (mommy wented out speshul and buyed one and we shared - she gotted the m n m's and we gotted the ice cream)
Farewell Lilly, we will meet you at the Bridge
We winned this in a aukshun from Skeeter, LC and Ayla

It's a fishercat just like me. Here is Sammyh 'vestigating it and me in the background
The surprise that they menshuned in their letter was nip leafs from their garden. Sammy eated all of them 'afore mommy could efen get a pikshur

Here is Sammy's prize from Grr, Midnight and Cocoa for their comment -athon
Lookit all the awesome stuff!!!!!!
Fank you so much Grr, Midnight and Cocoa!! You guys rock!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Thursday 13


Thirteen reasons that Miles and I are in BIG TROUBLE again

1. food fight at 3am - we threw 2 bowls of crunchies off the dining room table

2. dumping a bowl of water on top of the crunchies we threw off the dining room table

3. MeezerMania3005. Tuesday Morning. 3am. Cage Match. Loser leaves town. Miles STILL refuses to leave town. And he STILL has not learned how NOT to get pinned

4. The Meezer 500 at 4am this morning

5. Rassling Billy on the big windowsill in the human litterbox room and tossing him off into the human litterbox (forchunately, he did not get too wet and jumped out quick)

6. tripping mommy in the hall

7. tripping mommy on the stairs

8. bunching up the rug in the hallway near the door so that mommy could not open the front door enough to get in the house.

9. tipping over the tents and throwing all the toys into the middle of the room

10. pulling on the curtains

11. tipping over the fan that is next to mommy in the bedroom

12. hiding mommy's blood glucose monitor so that she could not find it for 2 days

13. biting mommy's legs

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Dona Nobis Pacem

Let Peace begin with me
Let this be the moment now
With every step I take
Let this be my solemn vow
To take each moment
and live each moment
in Peace eternally
Let there be Peace on Earth
and let it begin with me

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill


It's ME BILL!!!!! Me was going to tell you about my going to the outs, but the mom lady person saided that ME gotted awards and ME has a MEMEMEMEME to do!!!
ME (ok, ALL OF US) gotted a award from our furriend TESLA!! Fank you so much Tesla!!!!

Ruby Slippers tagged ME for a MEMEMEMEMEME (ok all of us but ME gets to answer!!!)

1. What were you doing 5 years ago? I dunno. I'm only 9 monfs old, I don't fink that's more than 5 years.

2. What 5 things are on your to-do list today? PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

3. What are 5 snacks you enjoy? FOODS!!! FOODS FOODS FOODS FOODS!!

4. What 5 things would you do if you were a billionaire? ME would build home for ALL homeless kitteh's and woofies and all aminals that doesn't haf mom lady persons. That would prolly take all the money.

5. What are 5 of your bad habits? - the mom lady person says toe biting and peeing on the bed. is that 5?

6. Where are 5 places you have lived? Um, somewhere not with the mom lady person, and then with the mom lady person. is that 5?

Monday, June 02, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report - The "I'm in big trouble" edishun

The Mom Report: Mom is sick. She has been sick since she gotted home from werk on Friday. This will explain why I am in BIG TROUBLE

The Food Report: As reported on Friday, we ranned out of crunchies. Mommy did go out and get crunchies for us for Friday. She's a good mommy. I also hadded some chick-hen, clams and some pork this weekend.

The Bill Report: As Bill will report tomorrow- he gotted a harness and leash. He is now a woofie.

The Sammy Report: He's in trouble too, but not BIG TROUBLE like me.

The "Why I'm in BIG TROUBLE" report: OK, so mommy is sick. She stayed in bed late late late this morning. (Mom's note: 8:00am is NOT late late late). So, Sammy started bunny kicking her head at the time the beepy thing is 'posed to go off. She yelled at him and he gotted down. Well, I was werried that she would miss werk and get fired and then we'd haf no place to live or no foods or anything so I did what I hadded to do. I spent 2 hours jumping on her stomach. Yep, 2 hours. Sure, she tried to close the bedroom door, but meezers hollering and throwing themselfs at the door was werse. So she opened it back up, hollered at us and then wented back to bed. And I started jumping again. It went like this:

MILES: jump down

Finally I letted her sleep for HOURS (Mom's note: Really, about 20 minutes) before I launched myself from the foot of the bed and overshot my target and landed on her face. claws out. OOPS.
THAT is why I'm in BIG TROUBLE.

Update on us

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