Sunday, August 31, 2008

Purrfday Party

BILLY SWEET FEETS

ME IS HAFING CHATZY PARTY!!!! password is peanut1

YAY!!! WE IS HAFING SHRIMPS, AND HAM AND NIPTINIS AND MEOWGARITAS!!!!!

PLEASE COME!!!

It's MY PURRFDAY!!!

BILLY SWEET FEETS
Billy the mancat
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ME has been here 6 monfs and mommy says that today will be my purrfday 'acause ME was almost 6 monfs old when ME gotted here. so IT'S MY PURRFDAY!!! ME IS MANCAT!!! mommy says ME is still peanut though. MY woofie furriend MAX does not come up to mommy's knees, and he only weights 36 pounds, so that is why ME looks giant when ME is next to him. Mommy says ME is still little.

MOMMY SAYS THAT WE CAN HAS CHATZY PURRFDAY PARTY TONIGHT AT 7PM!!! We will post chatzy informashun then. PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY!!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

It's finally friday!! Tomorrow is the big wedding - I hope to see you all there.

Well, Mommy felted bad last night and I gotted lots and lots of attenshuns. It was very nice. But mommy, now you haf raised the bar and I will expect this treatment every night.

You can't win with me woman. I am cat.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dear Mother Type Person

SAMMY

Dear Mother Type Person

I can't believe that you have once again forced me to bring to light in front of the entire cat blogosphere your horrific treatment of me. Here are your failings, just for this week alone!

- NO morning skritches on Monday
- NOT getting that little orange rat away from me when I'm trying to sleep. We had this issue with Miles too when he was Billy's age. Did you NOT learn anything?
- You did NOT leave your arm up long enough on Monday night when I was sleeping. I really do not care that your shoulder hurts in the morning when you sleep with your arm straight out. My comfort is all that matters.
- The horrific lateness of reading my beautiful Abby's blog on Tuesday. You know that I have to look and see if there are any beautiful pictures before you get ready to leave the house. Making me wait 2 more minutes until 5:17am is unacceptable.
- no hamstring rubs last night. you KNOW i need my hamstring rubs.

I could go on and on but the blogosphere will start to think that I am a whiney baby andn I'm really not. I just need what I need when I need it. You KNOW this. We haf talked about this several times before. Is your brain full of holes like swiss cheese? Just what is your problem with not remembering stuff?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday - Confushus style

MILES

Miles-fushus say: putting head under bean feets will get you flat top.

SAMMY

Sam-fushus say: whapping lamps off tables will raise the screaming level in the house

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tuesday's with Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS

Lookie!! ME gotted to play wif my furriend Maxx when we woofie sitted him for a while ofur the weekend. Don't werry, he didn't really try and eat my, um..... hoo'has.

video

Monday, August 25, 2008

Meezer Monday, Not the Mama Appreciation Day, and an Award!!

SAMMY

I will be a busy Meezer this week!!! It's Ariel and MaoMao's wedding on Saturday and I'm the wedding planner!!!! So much to do!!! The wedding is at 1 on their blog and the reception is at 2 on their blog as well. Please leave your well wishes this week, and check out the free island clothes for the guests!!!

Now, this is wonderful!! It's NOT THE MAMA APPRECIATION DAY!! We LOVE Not The Mama. Mr Mo is a hero to kitties where he lives. He selflessly rescues kitties in need and gives his heart to all of them. Mr Mo- we LOVE YOU!!!!

MILES
LOOKY WHAT MY GIRLFRIENDCAT GIVED ME!! (ok all the hotties gived it to all of us, but I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDCAT!!)
Here are the rules:
Give this award to five friends (and only 5) who are dedicated followers of your blog - one has to be a new blogger in a different part of the world. Link back to whoever gave you this award.

Mommy says we will pass this on on Wednesday, 'acuase we is fighting about it right now and she's NOT HAPPY. We doesn't like it when she's NOT HAPPY, 'acuase then we are NOT HAPPY.


Friday, August 22, 2008

Finally Friday

BILLY SWEET FEETS

YAY!!! It's ME again!!!! We is gonna to the "needs" memememememe that we has seen on efurryone bloggie.

ME:

1. Billy needs an airplane to tell his story - well, ME has nefur been in a airplane, but it sounds really cool

5. Billy needs a beard. - ME might already haf one 'acuase ME is almost a big mancat

#. Billy needs to mate - ::BLUSHING:: ME's not THAT big a mancat yet. YIPES.

MILES:

1 Les Miles needs to work on his sarcastic rant - HAHAHAHAH.

2. (I's gonna skip ofur all of the metal machine wif wheels ads). Miles needs a crib. - I's NOT a baby.

3. Les Miles needs to shut his mouth. - But I won't.

SAMMY:

1. Sammy needs a forever home - NO I DON'T do I mommy?

2. Sammy needs a passport - WHY? IS YOU SENDING ME AWAY?????

3. Sammy needs a seeing eye person - Is that why I need passport and a forever home?? MOMMY??????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thursdays With Billy


BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP:
Why does the mom lady person think ME looks like a shrimp??
Today is Thursday Thirteen. So, here are Thirteen Things I haf didded this week:
1. played in the water dish
q. played in the tub
&. wented to werk as the offishul paper puller when the mom lady person prints stuffs
2. planned the great escape where I finally break free and live outside again.
^ realized that plan did not include how to unlock the door
8. laffed at Miles when he stolded the spicy hamburger out of the mom lady person's hand, and then spit it out on the mom lady person's arm
ME did lots of things this week!!!!!
EFURRYONE!!!! COME OFUR AND DANCE AND PLAY WIF ME!!! ME LOVES TO DANCE!!!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Here is my furry impawtant rule for today: NEFUR whap the hand that holds the hamburger.


SAMMY

Oh boy, did I make the mom MAD MAD MAD at me on Sunday morning. I NEEDED foods. The crunchy bowl was empty. The stinky goodness bowls was empty. I WAS STARVING. The sun was up. It was time for her to get her lazy hiney out of bed. So I whapped her jar of somefing called UDDER BALM that's 'posed to make her dry scaly feets soft like........hoofs? I don't know. She yelled at me and picked it up and put it back on the night stand. She did not even get her head back on the pillow and the jar hit the floor again. She HOLLERED at me more and picked the jar back up and put it back on the night stand. So you all know what I did next right? Just as she got settled back into bed (MOM's note: It was 6:45 on a Sunday. I'm not getting up yet), I whapped it right into her head. YEAH BABY!!!!!


Don't forget to leave your well wishes for Ariel and MaoMao on their wedding blog! Details in yesterday's post.

BILLY: Is it Thursdays With Bill yet? ME is furry upset that ME has not been able to blog.

MILES: Hey shortcake, it's the MEEZERtails blog, NOT the SWEETFEETStails blog.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tuesdays with - Wedding Planner Sammy

You are all cordially invited to the wedding of Ariel and MaoMao!
Date: Saturday August 30
Time: 1:00 pm

Ariel and MaoMao are getting married in the Caribbean!
Please log into the wedding blog to leave your wedding wishes for the happy couple!
The user ID is arielandmaowedding
password is concatulations
I will have special posts up from now until the happy day, so check in often!
Please feel free to dress in any caribbean attire you like!!
Wedding Planner Sammy Meezer
(lovely wedding graphic by Zooaltry)

HEY!! It's 'posed to be Tuesdays wif ME!! ME is 'posed to tell my furriends about ME and what's going on wif ME and show pikshurs of ME!!!!! ME will be taking ofur Thursday this week. So in the mean time EFURRYONE COME OFUR TODAY AND PLAY!!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! - Billy SweetFeets Gingersnap

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Wow, it's been a very rough week for everyone in the cat blogosphere.
As you see, we have gone "Violet for Violette".
Billy cannot stop talking about his purrfday on the 31st. He keeps saying "my purrfday is tomorrow" and we keep telling him it's lots more sleeps until his purrfday. it makes for some arguments around here.
Many of you haf made comments like our house is busy all the time, and we should let our mommy rest or relax because we is so active all the time. Mommy is gone 13 hours a day, and sleeps 7 - 8 hours a night, so we has to pack in as much attention time as we can when she's awake. If you ask her, she will tell you that Meezers are very active and talkative ALL the time. But that's not true. We sleep during the day when she is gone. you know, in between whapping stuff.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

MILES

Thirteen things heard around Casa de Meezer this week:

1. Billy, OH MY GOD, did you just poot?

2. Miles, if you lick my pork chop you are going to be in big trouble

3. Sammy, you do actually know how to push doors open, why won't you?

4. Alright, all claws of doom are getting CLIPPED

5. who emptied the toy box?

6. Miles please do not eat the butter

7. Sammy where did you whap my phone to?

8. Sammy, where did you whap the tv remote to?

9. Sammy, where did you whap the vicks to? I have a stuffy nose

10. Miles, stop licking all of my food. You don't like rice

11. Billy get out of the bathtub

12. Miles if you poke me in the butt one more time with your claws your gonna be in big trouble.

13. Billy, seriously, you cannot actually eat the couch

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Until we meet at the Bridge

Felix, you will be greatly missed by your family and your furriends. Now you are free to watch over your womens and your mommy forever.

We cannot say goodbye, we can only say...Until we meet at The Bridge.

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer rule for today: whenever possible, fake out your brother to get the best food from mommy's plate.

SAMMY

Has everyone tried the ghost whapping technique from a couple of weeks ago? I did this again the other night while mommy was sleeping. I made her wake up all scairt 'acuase she thought someone was touching her arm. It was very FUNNY. I laffed and laffed. She, however, did not. But I almost made her pee the bed from being scairt.

OH OH OH!! And Please vote for Nyla and Bella in the alpo contest. They are from the town we live in!!! The seem to be nice woofies too!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tuesday's with Bill

Billy SweetFeets Gingersnap

ME wants to fank TESLA for giving us this great award!!! FANK YOU TESLA!!
The Mom Lady Person says that we can gif this out on Friday
ME is so 'acited, 'acause the Mom Lady Person finally tolded me when mine purrfday will be. 'Amember, the v-e-t tolded the Mom Lady Person that I was prolly about 6 monfs old when I picked her in Feb-u-wary, so she says mine purrfday is this monf!!! She saided that we will selly-brate it on August 31. ME will be a big mancat then! ME will haf to find a girlcatfriend. WOW. so much to do.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Violette Noelle

Our hearts just hurt too much to post today.
God's newest little Angel

Keep My Memory

Keep my memory with you,
For memories never die;
I will be there with you,
When you look across the sky.
I will be there in the clouds,
In the birds that fill the air;
In the beauty of a fragrant rose,
You will find my memory there.
You will feel me in the tenderness,
Of a tiny baby's touch;
You will hear me if you listen,
In the twilight's gentle hush.
When your hearts are heavy,
And you feel that you are alone;
Just reach down deep inside of you,
For your heart is now my home.
I will always be with you,
I will never go away;
For I will live on in your hearts,
Forever and a day.

Written by Allison Chambers Coxsey

God Bless you little Sprout


Friday, August 08, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

YAY! It's Friday!! I have my weekend agenda completed:

Friday night - poke mom in the face and tell her that she's sleeping on the couch.
Late Friday Night - make sure that mommy does not fall asleep on the human litterbox
Late Late Friday Night - poke mommy in the face and ask if it's time for breakfast.
Early Early Saturday Morning (is that really any different than Late Late Friday Night?) - ask about breakfast again
Early Saturday Morning - get her to freak out that she's late for work by hollering at her and kissing her face
Saturday Morning - walk away from breakfast when she serves it. After all, it's about 7 hours late.
Late Saturday Morning - beg for breakfast
Early Saturday Afternoon - poke mommy in the face and tell her she's sleeping on the couch. Make her go out and shopping
Saturday Afternoon - beg for dinner
Late Saturday Afternoon - beg for dinner - do not accept "you only get stinky goodness in the morning" excuse because it's never true.
Early Saturday Evening - touch her foods while she's trying to eat. Walk away when some is offered (I cannot get Miles and Billy to get to this point).
Early Saturday night - Make sure mommy does not fall asleep on human litterbox.
Repeat Friday night activities
Sunday - repeat Saturday activities.

Weekends are such a chore!!!

MILES

While Sammy's busy doing all of that, I will steal his foods.

BILLY

like ME posted yesterday, ME gotted a award from Jan's Funny Farm. ME and Mommy talked about it, and ME has 'acided to pass it on to:

Frostin
FAGIN!
DANA!

Me wants to gif it to efurryone 'acause me loves gifing fings to efurryone!!!


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Thursday Thirteen and Award

MILES

Thirteen Nice Things we haf done for mommy this week:

1. Babysit Billy - he has had a cold all week and we haf sat on him to help mommy
2. Warned her of the boom boom storms by jumping on her while she's in the bed
3. Made our own foods and then lefted them on the floor 'acuase they didn't taste right th 2nd time
4. tried to answer the phone by whapping it to the floor when it rings
5. tried to turn off the beepy thing before it goes off in the morning (but the switch is too small, so Sammy just whaps the button on top when it starts beeping, and then it stops)
6. rearranged the tents all by ourselfs (we likes them better upside down or on their sides)
7. tried to save energy by turning off the talking pikshur box when mommy is watching it.
8. cleaned the counter in the human litterbox room. Maybe today we will start cleaning the floor - it gotted messy when we cleaned the counter.
9. slapped mommy in the face to let her know she falled asleep wif her glasses on
10.again, tried to save energy by unplugging her laptop and dsl modem (and then we didn't haf innernerts last night or this moring, we might haf gotted carried away
11. tried to take our own pikshurs wif the flasy box (akshually, we tried to prevent mommy from taking our pikshurs by whapping the flashy box)
12. snoopervised her printing stuff (Billy's job is offishul paper puller when there's paper coming out of the printer. Mommy says she really 'presheats the streaks of ink and stuff)
13. Loved on her lots

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

GUESS WHAT? ME gotted a award from my furriends at Jan's Funny Farm!!! YAY!!!! FANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Mommy says that I can gif this award out tomorrow! YAY!!!!!

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

always make shur to comfort your mom when it's thundering out.
do this by burrowing down in the blankies in the bed.
it should make her feel really good.



SAMMY

Whappage for this week:

- kitty grass pot

- cell phone

- regular phone

- the mom's lunch bag

- eleventy squillion pens (mom's note: the same pen eleventy squillion times)

- tv remote

- clock radio

- lamp (it's broken anyway)

- bottles of loshun

- toothbrush left out on sink counter

- tv table with papers on it

- bowl of crunchies off the table.


Remember fellow whappers, sometimes whapping the obvious is fun too!
UPDATE:: Please join us in purring for our furriend Felix

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

BILLY SWEET FEETS GINGERSNAP

ME wanted to post pikshurs of ME and my maybe NOMS furriends, but Dred Pirate Blogger was being a bad pirate and would not let me.

DANA!!!!! Does you want to be one of my NOMS (Not of My Species) Furriends? Me would also like Miss Freckles to be a NOMS furriend too! Sammy and Miles say that Mrs Sniffles is our ferstest NOMS furriends and ME is 'acited 'acuse she's a beautiful bun too! Me has my own NOMS friend who doesn't blog, my woofie furriend MAXX (me learned his "AKC" name is Mad Maxx, and it's a really good name for him!).

Me wants to clear somefing up about me peeing on the bed. ME pees in the breeze box too. But sometimes ME pees on the bed. Mommy has a plastik shower curtain and a sheet that she puts down on top of her covers so that she doesn't haf to change the sheets all the time. She finks that it's eifur 'acause i'm Formerly Feral, or 'acuase ME doesn't like it when she's gone. ME is a little 'barassed hafing to talk about it.

ME has somefing else to tell you all. RIBS ROCK. ME eated ONE WHOLE rib ALL BY MYSELF last night. (mom's note: small baby back rib). Me keeped reaching out and grabbing mommy's hand to pull it into my mouf. Miles also eated a whole rib all by hisself too!!!

Monday, August 04, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Miles Report for this Meezer Monday

The Mom Report - lets see, headache, stomach ache, tired, lazy, crabby, and bi.... oh wait, that werd is on my bad werd list. BUT, she did gif me some GREAT windowsill kissies and couch kissies and bed kissies, so I guess it's ok.

The Weather report - rainy, boom booms, sunny, and hot. Efurryfing except snow. it was a UCK weekend.

The Sammy Report - by Sammy Meezer - So, my MIGHTY CLAW OF DOOM (imagine echos and a deep voice) punctured mommy's pinky toe this weekend. it was AWESOME. I akshually stopped her when she was walking by, I stuck out my paw, stuck out my claw and snagged her toe - and it STOPPED HER. And her toe bleeded. I snagged the INSIDE of her pinky toe and now it has a hole in it. I impress myself sometimes.

The Billy SweetFeets Report - by Billy SweetFeets - I can't believe that I might akshually love the mom lady person. I hided all weekend and then peed on the bed twice. Maybe that will convince her that I is not loving on her. But I did slip up once and huggle on her neck when she picked me up. ::SIGH::

The Foods Report - RIBS!!! STEAK!!!! WAFFLES!!!!! CORN ON THE COB!!!! (mommy wanted to get a pikshur of 3 kitties licking on a corn cob after she eated the corn part, but she didn't haf enuf hands). Oh and WAFFLES IS GOOD FOODS.

That is the Miles Report for this week.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

award!!!

FANK YOU to our wonderful friend Tesla for giving us this award! we is furry honored!!!

Friday, August 01, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

Dear Other Cats that live in MY house

Let me refresh the rules for you:

1. I was the FERST Meezer to move in here, Grampa Norton passed the mantle of ALPHA CAT to ME and ME ALONE

2. I get the ferst morning skritches from the mom

3. I get the last night time skritches from the mom

4. I get the prime snuggle spot under the mom's right arm

5. The dining room table is MINE and only MINE

6. ALL THE TOYS ARE MINE. I only let you borrow them. DO NOT SLOBBER ON THEM. I don't want to haf to smell your nasty breafs all over MY toys

7. THE GIZZY IS MINE. Miles - I let you have the Spicy Vixen snuggle. Billy, I let you have the multi colore snuggle AND the black and white fuzzy snuggle

8. I get the ferst tem-tay-shuns when it's treat time

9. THE BIG WINDOWSILL IS MINE.

Does everycat unnerstand?


OH NO, I hopes that my beautiful ABBY does not think that I am mean and rude and bossy. Please don't think badly of me my beautiful tuxie angel, but someone has to keep the order around here.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...