Thursday, October 30, 2008

Happy Halloween


Romeo and Juliet (aka Sammy and Abby)
Sammy and Abby

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King Arthur and Queen Guinevere - aka Miles and Sanjee MilesandSanjee
Glitter Graphics

BILLY SWEETFEETS - um yeah. ME has no idea what ME is.
Billy Halloween
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Thankful Thursday


Cripes, what the heck do I haf to be thankful for? the "mother" person in this house posted my Meezer Rule Wednesday post on the WRONG blog - instead of the Simply Siamese blog she posted it on the Fall Contest blog. I'm so 'barassed that she is so addled in the head. Then, THEN, she locked me in a closet for like eleventy six squillion hours (oh sheesh Sammy, it was 15 minutes! - Mommy). THEN she poked me in the eye (it was an accident Sammy, you didn't have to slam your eye on my finger - Mommy). SEE!! It's NEVER her fault, she blames everything on me. Does anyone want to 'dopt me? Really, I'm the GOOD cat.
Oh no you don't mother person, I see you coming at me to give me butt skritches and it just won't work. I'm 'barassed and sad and.......... and................ was I saying?................oh yeah, I'm thankful for butt skritches.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


Meezer Rule for today - when your beans grooming of you becomes dangerous, refuse to ever have it done again.


I loved reading about your best whapping last week. With halloween coming up this week, remember to whap the decorations. Ruining their table and shelf displays is always 23 different kinds of fun. Especially if you whap something little and it rolls under something and they don't find it until christmas.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

Looky!!! ME and my furriend Maxx is playing - ME doesn't 'amember what this game is called. ME likes to kick Maxx in the head though . ME doesn't use my claws.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Not So Happy Meezer Monday Miles Report


The Miles Report for today:

The What the heck did you do to my eye report: Mommy was trimming my claws of doom yesterday and one piece of my nail wented FLYING at WARP SPEED into my right eye!!!

The I Told you I am scairt of anything resembling medical treatment report: So then she tried to look in my eye to see where it was - in the corner near my nose. Then she looked like she was trying to stick her finger in my eye.

The I'm sorry I peed on your leg report: Remember that I pee on you and the v-e-t whenever anyone tries to do something to me? I'm very sorry and 'barassed that I peed on your leg. I gotted scairt that you was going to poke me and hert me.

The Oh No You're NOT going to take me to the 'mergency v-e-t report: Know why? you can't FIND me.

The weather report - by Sammy
Thunder!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOTS OF THUNDERS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. I'll be making shur that Miles doesn't pee on anything again.

The Foods Report: So, I gotted HAM for my eye issues. We hadded home made sausages for brekfest too. they was good.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thankful Thursday


I am thankful that today is Thursday. Yes yes I am. Thankful for Thursday. Thursday Thankfulness. Thankful thankful thankful..........


We interrupt this blathering to announce that Sammy is out of is freaking mind. We don't know why, but lately he has been begging to go down into the dungeon were he just wanders around hollering really really loud. and then he runs upstairs like his butt is on fire. We now continue with the blathering


Thursday is a great thing to be thankful for. yes indeedy dooooo.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


Meezer Rules for today:
1. Voting in the Fall Contest and maybe leaving a donation for kitties in need to add to ours is a good thing.

2. bladder jumping at 4am is not a good thing. bladder jumping at 3am is better - at least then the mom mumbles "well 2 more hours to sleep is ok".


So, let's talk about the best thing you ever whapped!! The best (and most fun) thing I ever whapped was the beepy thing in the bedroom. I whapped it right into the bed one night. That was lots of fun! Tell me what the best thing you ever whapped was!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Tuesday's With Bill

LOOKY - there's kitties on it!!
Miles and Sammy sniffed all over it
But ME jumped in - LOOKY, there's TWO. One for ME downstairs and one for ME upstairs!!!!
ME looks good in my ham-mick
ME has to make shur that there is no monsters unner my ham-mick
Fank you Dorfie and efurryone else at Forty Paws - 'speshully MAW!!! ME loves you all!!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008


ME has taked ofur Meezer Monday for a 'tocktober pikshur!!
Happy Purrfday to a Gingercat ME looks up to!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Finally Friday



Thursday Thirteen


Thirteen weird search phrases that people use to reach our blog (and what page they landed on, if we can find it):

1. cool names for monsters - no links to our blog on the first 5 pages. sheesh. some bean has too much time on their hands to keep clicking through pages and links and get to ours.
2. What does a woodchuck look like (here we go with the woodchucks again. sheesh)
3. cute elf names
4.what does the tail of a woodchuck look like (woodchucks, AGAIN)
5. i poot
6. what is meezerz cat
7. yoo many platelets
8. great monsters names
9. coolest nick names super heros - no clue what page they landed on with this one
10. "her socky feet"
11. sweet trixie - don't know what page here either
12. molly mattingly +deaf - ok, really, we have no clue, but believe it or not, there is a link to forty paws with this one!
13. how to look very manly? -

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


Rule for today, encouraging your baby brother to eat sauerkraut is very amusing.


Ah, whapping the food dish off the dining room table - 3 times in one day. whapping the baby lotion into the human litterbox. whapping shampoo off the side of the tub into the tub. whapping the waterglass onto mom in the middle of the night. whapping the air thing that sprays cookie smelling stuff into the air every eleventy eight minutes, onto the floor. it's been a good week so far.

Two 'portant announcements:

1. Don't forget to get your entry in for the Fall Contest by Sunday night!
2. Please say some purrayers for a co worker of our mommy. He hadded a heart attack and fell and hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and wented into a coma. He has been on life support for over a week, and mommy finded out that the family has decided to take him off life support. They say he has minimal if any brain function. Mommy is asking for purrayers that whatever his path is that he has no pain or suffering, and whatever happens that his family can accept it. He just turned 50.
*** UPDATE*** Mommy learned this afternoon that her furriend went home to be with God this morning. Please purrrrr for his fambly. Thank you.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

Dear Mom Lady Person
ME cannot hear you
See, my ears is plugged
ME cannot hear you yell at me to stop tossing stuff into the tub
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop teasing Sammy
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop biting Miles
ME cannot hear you yelling at me to stop PLAYPLAYPLAYing
the only thing ME can hear is the werd "brekfest"

Monday, October 13, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

We had a lot of fun with the Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos yesterday.
We is tired today
But I can say this
After a squillion weeks, I FINALLY HADDED A PILE OF HAM yesterday.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos!

We are very 'acited to be hosing the BKCFOC this weekend!! WOOO HOOOO!! You can leave your links in the comments section!!!

It's John Prine's birthday! Help Zevo and Nubiwan celebrate! Kick back with some Tequila!

Bad Kitties Bad Kitties are everywhere!!!! As a matter of fact, just this morning the mom was screaming at us to stop jumping on her and calling us PITA's. Now, I have NO idea why she was calling us pocket bread, but whatever. Beans is stoopid anyway.

Here are some really ANGRY kitties:

Tiny Tuxie terror (and my girlfriendcat) Abby Manx in full thwapping mode: Debra presents The Green Bag posted at MANX MNEWS.

The lovely Parker presents Formerly Feral Friday - Being On The Right Side Of The Door posted at Perfectly Parker. Although we are sure she loves being Formerly Feral, we bet she would crash through that door to chase a chipmonk or something.

This looks like our house at 3am (and oh how I wish we had such an awesome announcer!)

Too cute to be really bad Moi presents Friday Kitten Blogging - Caticulture! posted at Bloggg.

Is Holly hallucinating? Tybalt presents Tortie Tuesday - What Holly Sees posted at Tybalt the Prince of Cats.

Vincent presents Why I Didn't Go posted at The Adventures of Vincent & Mike. Way to go Vincent!!!

Now we see Mike's side of the story: Vincent & Mike presents I is Beautiful, Vincent is a Whimp posted at The Adventures of Vincent & Mike.

Babeth presents Leaky eyes posted at House of Chaos. Even with the eye goops Isegrim can cause chaos! (and Billy says that it's nice to see another cat with the herpes virus being fractious!)

Speaking of Fractious:

Oh dear Pumuckl: Chica & Pumuckl presents Pumuckl needs a Scarf posted at Chica & Pumuckl.

Cheysuli keeps going in the face of scary things: Cheysuli presents Meezer Rule Wednesday posted at Chey's Place.

iinfidel's Finally Friday - hey look, a cat NOT causing chaos for the moment
well, wait, Miz Mog didn't have much of a rest - the cats are getting high
and then pouncing on things. Then back to sleep.

Diamond's Lair is haunted!!! But perhaps Princess Daisy and Prince Harley can help.
Tristan can only get into trouble going out to the clubs! Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail presents Fashionable Friday posted at Tabbylicious: Tristan's Place on the Internet.

Wally and Ernie are being good - for now, but watch out Ernie, you might get a rude awakening

Luna is trying to help with the broken equipment. Or, was she bad and did something to cause it? (we don't think so). CatSynth (Amar and Luna) presents mp3 kitty cat synthesizer music - Preparing for performances next week. posted at mp3 kitty cat synthesizer music.

House. Trashing. Party. Need we say more? Samantha Black presents Bad Kitty Cat Festival of Chaos #66 with Samantha & Mr. Tigger posted at Life From A Cat's Perspective..

Kashim and Othello are MAD at their mommy. It's good to be mad at the moms sometimes.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Finally Friday


Thank goodness it's FRIDAY.

We is hosting the Bad KittyCats Festival of Chaos this weekend! It's our first time! We will have our post up here at our blog Sunday evening. Please submit lots of posts for us!!!!

(submit your post here or via mail at festivalchaos AT gmail [dot] com)

ME is thankful that ME gotted to visit my daddy.
ME is thankful that the Mom Lady Person unnerstands that ME wants to be a daddy's boy. But ME will still live with Mom Lady Person 'acause ME makes Daddy sneeze and cough and not breathe.
This is ME being a little sad that ME has to leave Daddy's house.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

My rule for today: Don't forget to enter the Fall Contest. And also, dipping your paw in the human foods in order to get them to leave the dish for you can sometimes just lead to dirty paws. And a bad bad taste in your mouth
I took a break from whapping last week.

HAHAHAHA No I didn't. The dad had a lot of great stuff around to whap - like piles and piles of papers, and empty boxes in piles and coasters!! they're like little heavy frisbees that you can whap into people's heads.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

We is home!
I only has 4 werds for my Meezer Monday Miles Report

Friday, October 03, 2008

Finally Friday


We is here at the Foo-ton dude's house. The ride was long and Billy was upset at ferst being in the PTU and then being in the metal machine, but he finally calmed down. We hadded McDonalds on the ride down, and then we hadded chinese foods for dinner!!!

Sammy is happy to be in his favorite window, and I has my foo-ton!!!! and Billy is just 'vestigating efurryfing.

Check out our sidebar! we has a badge for the Fall Contest!! Don't forget to nominate kitties or charities over at Simply Siamese!!!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Thursday Thirteen


Thirteen things going on or said around here:

1. We is going to visit our foo-ton dude (aka MeezerDad). Billy has nefur been to visit him 'afore. I can't wait to see my foo-ton and eat ham and shrimps on it.

2. Miles, why are you STILL pasted to my hip?

3. A call for nominations of Kitties in Need for the Simply Siamese Frisky Fall Contest - please go to Simply Siamese and leave a comment for the kitty (or woofie, bun or other critter in need) or charity that should benefit from the donations. There will be a $2 donation for each and every entry into the contest, and then we will open up the donations when we get to voting, so that anyone else can donate.

4. The Simply Siamese Frisky Fall Contest is ON!! Get your entries in!!!

5. Sammy, stop biting my toes

6. AHHHHHH. what the heck was that? (self whapping shout)

7. Billy's woofie furriend stopped by for a 5 minute visit. and Billy let him lick his "sweet feets". So his feets now smell like woofie spit. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

8. Since we is leaving to visit the foo-ton dude today, Mommy gets to sleep a little late.

9. Meezer Mom and Meezer Dad had their annifurrsary on the Sept 27th - they has been married eleventy nine squillion years. Oh, or 22. something like that.

10. Mommy is happy - she wented to canada wif her daddy and gotted her speshul clamato juice that is made 10 miles from our house and but not sold in this country.

11. Miles, seriously, you are like a little furry furnace and you don't need to be stapled to my side whenever I sit down.

12. Billy, we really need to do something about your digestive system. it didn't smell like that when it came out of the can.

13. Sammy, if you ghost whap me one more time during the night and make me slap myself in the face, i'm going to ban you from the bedroom. (right, like she can ever prove that).

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for today: enter the Simply Siamese Fall contest and help out some kitties in need! We want to see your entries up soon!!!!


Know what's really funny whapping? When your human sleeps with her arm over her head and it goes dead, and then she whaps herself in the face in the middle of the night and then wakes up all scairt that there was someone touching her. Self whapping - who would have thought that it could be so darn funny

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