Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for toda: HAF A HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!


This week I whapped the lamp off the bedside table. Again. YEAH BABY.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill


The mom lady person still wants to gif me pills. ME is fighting back wif this (this will make some mom lady person's crazy) ::Dancing:: - COME ON EFURRY CAT - COME OFUR AND DANCE WIF ME!!!!!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today
The "See the annoyed look on my face" report - Yes, I'm annoyed. That little ginger pest has been getting ALL of the attenshuns lately. Oh, and my kiss-up older brother gets all the attenshuns at night and the best snuggle posishun. I am the forgotten middle kitty. I get SHOVED off the couch when I try and ask nicely for foods (um, isn't reaching out and slapping the food off the fork asking nicely?) and then I get yelled at for trying to give mommy some lovins (so, I bit her face, I was all 'acited to bet getting some attenshuns). I think I have every right to look annoyed.

The weather report - we hadded 9 inches of snow on the patio on Thursday. It's mostly gone, but we is 'posed to get more this week.

The dungeon report- by Sammy Meezer - Hello there, Sammy Meezer reporting from the dungeon. OH MY CAT THERE ARE GHOSTS DOWN HERE. DON'T COME DOWN MOMMY I WILL PROTEKT YOU!!!!! HEY YOU GHOSTS COME HERE AND LET ME FIGHT YOU!!!!! YES MOMMY I WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS NOW. ::AHEM:: - the dungeon really needs to be off limits to everyone. Back to you Miles.

::shaking head:: - He's insane.

The Foods Report - chick-hen, bacon, pork chops, HAM, squash (ok, I didn't know it was a begetable when I bited into it. Stoopid mommy for trying to sneak it in in the middle of the chick-hen.

This concludes the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today. Until Next Monday - Good night and good meezing.

Sunday, November 23, 2008


and why does they taste nasty in the middle?
I'll shred your arm again if you try and shove another pill down my throat

Saturday, November 22, 2008



UPDATE: ME has to take PILLS!!! Pregnozone or somefing like that. The v-e-t saided somefing about making ME go sleepy and taking pikshurs of my innards and seeing if ME has somefing called POLYPS, and he saided somefing about "resp-a-tory strider" and ofur fings ME doesn't know about. Mommy saided that we will try the pills for now, and see if they helps.

OH, and ME seed my bestest furriend ERICA at the v-e-t and when she saided HI, ME jumped out of mommy's arms and onto the counter so that ERICA could pick ME up. ME loves ERICA.

Friday, November 21, 2008



SOMEKITTY is too 'acited for werds. He's in the new CCSI show!!

We hopes that he is OK to be in the show - his breathing is getting werser wif the wheezing and his eye is all 'fekted. Mommy has to save up some green papers to get him to the v-e-t again, but in the meantime we is trying to keep him from running around hollering ME IS A STAR all night.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thankful Thursday

Well, maybe not so thankful now since someone who calls herself MOM LADY PERSON FORGOTTED to post this!!!! ::kicks the mom lady person's ankles:: ARRGH!!


ME is thankful that the mom lady person cares about me and stuff, but ME HATES the eye goops!! ME does not care if ME has pinky eye or anyfing ME HATES EYE GOOPS. Mom Lady Person, you can snuggle me and stuff just STOP wif the eye goops

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


My rule for today: Sometimes you just haf to bunny kick your little brother when he's trying to muscle in on your cereal milk.


Know what's fun to whap in the middle of the night? Stuff on the side of the tub! You can make a lot of noise by whapping that bubbly stuff, AND you can get a good game of tub hockey going!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tuesdays Wit Bill


ME is happy that ME is inside when it's snowing outside!!!!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The House Trashing Party Report - TOTAL DESTRUCTION!! YEAH!!!

The Foods Report: Guess what Mommy buyed?? OH YOU'RE NEFUR GONNA GUESS?? Well, a person she werks wif raised pigs this summer and WE buyed 1/2 of one of the pigs!! Some of it's in the freezer downstairs. The rest of it is in the big freezer of one of mommy's furriends, who buyed the other 1/2. Mommy says that at 75 cents a pound we could not pass it up and there's enough to last a LONG time. Not hafing to buy lots of meats at the store will help while daddy is out of werk.
OH YEAH. OH we has BACON (smoked and fresh), and PORK STEAKS and CHOPS and FRESH HAM and SAUSAGE and LOTS of other parts. WOOO HOOO.

The Dungeon Report - by Sammy. Oh, um, OK. Miles is drooling in the corner and chanting BA-CON BA-CON. So, there IS ghosts in the dungeon!!! Even Mommy says so. Her socks was moved off the table after they was washed. She says that the ghosts did it. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. - Back to you drooler. I mean Miles.

BA-CON BA-CON. Oh, excuse me. Here's the weather report:
Hey, guess what? IT'S GONNA SNOW. But who cares, there's PIG in the freezer.

That's the Meezer Monday Miles Report.

Thursday, November 13, 2008



WHEW. It's finally Friday. We is MAD at the mom lady person 'acause she has not helped us read and comment much this week. It's disgusting that she's so self absorbed with her work and sleep and stuff. She has not helped us post awards from a LONG time ago. She is just USELESS. We are thinking of a mutiny.

UPDATE:: HEY EFURRYCAT!!! Teleport over here for a MUTINY HOUSE TRASHING PARTY!!!! That will show the mom lady person that we are NOT to be ignored. - Sammy

Thursdays with Bill and his MEMEMEME


My noo furriend Tristan tagged ME for a MEMEMEMEME. ME loves MEMEMEMEMEMEs. Fank you for tagging ME Tristan.

ME has to say 8 random fings about ME!

Here are the Tag Rules:
1. Each player starts with eight random fact/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
3. A the end of your blogpost, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their name.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged and to read your blog.

OK, here ME goes!!!

1. The Mom Lady Person figured out why ME pees on hers bed - it's 'acuase there's POOP in the litterboxes and ME won't go into the litterboxes if there's poop in there. The Mom Lady Person says she has to try and save some green papers to get the litterboxes that scoop themselfs.

@. ME still has wet feets alot.

Q. ME drinks the hot water out of the giant bean washing tub in the human litterbox room. While the mom lady person is in it

9. ME cannot see out of my right eye, so sometimes ME has prollems seeing fings right - like fings on walls. ME will sometimes bang into the walls.

P. ME likes kicking the mom lady person in the head when I lay 'ahind her on the couch (Sammy teached me that)

%. ME follows the mom lady person around the house all the time - the mom lady person calls me a puppy.

5. ME loves woofies!!!! The mom lady person thinks that maybe when I hadded to live on my own when I was a little baby that a woofie might haf been nice to me, so that's why I love woofies.

V. ME does love my forever home, even if ME has to take icky med-a-k-shuns and stuff like that.

ME tags:

Princess Isis

Sunny, Scooter and Jamie

FAITH-BOO ::blush blush::



Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday


how's this for a tasty rule - if a meezer licks the pork on the plate, the pork on the plate belongs to the meezer. I loves pork fried rice.


It's time to get in shape for holiday whapping efurryone!! I suggest that you start on end tables, mantles, entertainment centers and bedside tables. Anywhere that there will be some christmas decorations!!!! You will need to be in good shape to whap all that stuff on a daily basis for 2 weeks or so. So, come on! build up your muscles!!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Thank you and Rememberance

For my father, a WWII veteran, and all other veterans
Thank you - Meezer Mom

We are also remembering our friends in Canada today

Our normal Tuesdays With Bill post is below

Tuedays with Bill

LA LALA LA LA - ME cannot hear you! ME is not coming to take med-a-suns.
LA LA LA LA LA - ME is sleeping! ME is cute!!!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

bad noos

we has some bad noos - our daddy was sick all week last week and when he wented back to work today they tolded him that he hadded missed too much werk and he doesn't haf a jobbie anymore. he can maybe go back in december or january when they have their next training class, but he has nothing until then. we doesn't know what we is gonna do, mommy is furry upset about "bill" (but not Billy) and not being able to pay him. we is furry upset right now.

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Miles Report for today
The "No I'm NOT jealous of Billy" report - just because I want to sit in your lap at the same time you're holding Billy, and just because I kick Billy off the bed when I'm in snuggling posishun, and just because I need about eighty squillion more kissies and ALL of your attenshuns lately does NOT mean I'm jealous of Billy. I'm cold. turn the freaking heat up.

The FOODS report - foods for this weekend - eggs, ham, chick-hen (which I fink was MORE yummy than the ham!!)

The "Billy's a pain in the hiney" report - Well, mommy almost cried on Saturday trying to give Billy his medi-suns. The v-e-t gived her 10 packets - he has to take it for 10 days. Well, mommy used 3 packets on Saturday trying to get him to take it. It's yucky powder stuff that does not dissolved in water (even boiling water!) She finally just dissolved it as much as she could in the boiling water and shoved it down his throat with a syringe. Both of them ended up covered in it. fun times. (late edit: the powder will not dissolve in anything, and Billy will not eat any food that has even been near the powder. Mommy doesn't want him to not eat his foods, and he didn't eat anyfing Saturday because he was afraid that the powder was in all the foods).

The "what's in the basement" report by Sammy - take it away Sammy: Um, there are GHOSTS in the basement. and they MEOW at me. ALL the time. I have to meow at the door for mommy to let me downstairs and she usually won't. I have to 'vestigate the ghosts. they may be trying to tell me something important. Like "kill Miles". - Um, back to you Miles.

Um, yeah.... Sammy? stay away from me you freak. I think you need some med-i-k-shun of your own.

The "what will be on the blog this week" report - well we have awards that mommy has been very bad in helping us post. And presents that were sent to us that we have not posted pictures of. ::KICK:: GET WITH IT WOMAN.

That is the Miles Report for today

Friday, November 07, 2008

Formerly Feral Friday with Billy SweetFeets


Why is ME not 'posed to go "purrrr purrrr purrrrr" at the v-e-t? Efurryone there loves ME and carries ME around and takes pikshurs of ME and kisses on ME.

Is ME 'posed to like taking med-a-suns? ME does not like med-a-suns

ME cannot 'amember if me eated a snail when ME lived outside. ME eated whatever ME could eat! Was ME 'posed to ask my foods if they hadded icky stuff like lungwerms?

ME is ok, ME hopes that ME does not haf to haf x-rays for asthma. Please purrrr that the icky med-a-suns that ME is taking will make ME all better. Even though that means that ME has werms. That's just ICKY.

ME hopes that my furriends will not think that ME is icky and not like me anymore if me has werms.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

UPDATE: Billy wented to the v-e-t tonight. Hims haf eifur lungworm or asthma . The v-e-t 'acided to treat for lungworm ferst and if he still has prollems breathing in 10 days then he has to haf a x-ray and they will talk about asthma. Billy will tell you more Friday. Fank you for your purrsss.


My rule for today: When it's cold in your house in the middle of the night, stick your cold nose on a bean eyelid. that will get them up to turn up the heat.


Whappage for the week: everything off the counter in the human litterbox room. twice. (that includes face paint, human head fur soap, some gooey stuff for the human head hair, an electric teefs brush and that smelly stuff they put unner their arms).

Monday, November 03, 2008

Tuesdays With Bill

Me is not ham-mick troll. BUT, fun game, ME hides unner the ham-mick in the upstairs hallway and when mom lady person walks by, ME whaps her feets hard. FUN!!!
ME might haf to go to v-e-t on wednesday. ME is all wheezy and coughing and it's hard to breathe sometimes. Please purrrrr that me gets better and does not haf to go to v-e-t

Meezer Monday

Is the 'lekshun ofur yet?
What did we do this weekend? we watched Billy jump at the walls all weekend. We have NO idea why he was doing this. Then he would go to his ham-mick and lay UNDER it. Like a ham-mick troll.
What else did we do this weekend? Let's see, I sleeped next to mommy on the couch and kicked her a lot. OH, we watched her fix the recliner part of the couch that broked last week. She's PATHETIC with tools. I am astounded that she even has fingers left. or eyes. Sheesh. She's a maniac.
We also watched her get up many times in the middle of the night and walk into the walls. That's always fun.

Just a normal weekend at Casa de Meezer

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...