HEY LADY!!!! I'm up here in the human litterbox room waiting for you to BRUSH ME. WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease come brush me!!!!!!!
hmmmm, if I whap the brush down the stairs maybe she will get the hint
Oh, FINALLY. well guess what? I'm hungry. Can you come downstairs with me and give me some stinky goodness?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM FOOD PLEASE!!!!!
HEY, why are you in the tub? I'm HUNGRY WOMAN!!!
WAIT, come back here - I need a brushing before you go downstairs to feed me!!!