The Foods Report
The Alien Report, by Sammy - well, the outside aliens are invading. It seem that there is a pit bull- rotweiler- beagle-basset hound MUTT alien livng next door. Named CUJO. I saw that movie. Mommy think's he's really cute, but he's only 4 months old and when he stands up on his hind legs, he's almost up to mommy's shoulders. And he's a different color called "brindle". He's almost as big as that alien behind us. They sit out on their patios and talk to each other all the time.
I am not allowed in the dungeon while the hot water thingy is broken, so I cannot give a report there, except to say - the ghosts prolly broke it. - Back to you Miles
The Health Report: Billy is back on the steeriods and he is coffing less and peeing and eating more. I's still tilted but i gets around ok. efurryone once in a great while I fall.
The Sammy is weerd report - we looked up one night and saw sammy hanging off the balcony swinging back and forth. we don't think he akshually MEANT to do that, but he will nefur admit that. Mommy gotted up and rescued him.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today . Monday.