Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

My rule for today: Always do whatever you have to do to get the best sleeping spot in the bed. even if that means bunnykicking someones stomach and making her scream.

SAMMY

It's been a slow whapping week this week. I've whapped my dinner dish off the dining room table a few times - once when there was still foods in it which made mommy get out the spot bot. I need to really put the whap on that thing. it's loud.

24 comments:

William said...

Miles, doesn't your mom realize that it's your bed and you're allowing her to nap there out of the goodness of your heart?

Sammy, that reminds me of Caroline attacking the clothes defuzz-it thingy. She hates that thing because of the noise it makes and she whaps it!

Cory said...

We think the bunny kick is very much underutilized and should be practiced every day to perfect it for just these occasions.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, ya gotta watch out and not over utilize da "move over and give 98% of da bed" stuff cuz sometimes da mom will get mad and shut yoo out of da bedroom altogether and when yoo bang on da door and whine she will open it and SPRAY yoo right in da face!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles, does this mean you have been giving Gemini lessons?!

Max said...

Ohhhh...I should do a bunny kick or two tonight so I get the best spot to sleep...If I aim for boobies, that should do the trick.

Karen Jo said...

I really don't think that bunny kicking your Mom is a great idea. Remember who keeps your food dishes full. Whapping the Spot Bot sounds like fun. Let us know how it turns out.

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, we think you did a good job bunny kicking the mom.

Sammy, maybe you should bug your mom to leave you something good to whap.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Eric and Flynn said...

Flynn: Making biscuits on the tummy with extra sharp claws makes my mum move over, but I must try the in bed bunny kicking.
Eric: I whapped the flashy box off the table last week. Mum said if it was broked I would haf to pay for it out of my furry pocket. It wuzn't broked though.She knows I hate that flashy box.

The Creek Cats said...

Maggie and I are gonna go practice our bunny kicking skills right now!
~Maya~

Shilgiah the Cat said...

My big brother bunny kicks me sometimes but never the mom.

The Island Cats said...

Mile, bunny kicking can be furry effective! And Sammy...we hope your dish doesn't break when you whap it! That would not be good cuz where would your food go??

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

i tries this stuff and i getted in trouble..... :(

Junior said...

Miles~~We push Meowm around on the bed quite a bit, with no bunnykicking.

Sammy~~We have got to start whapping! Especially the water dish!

Billy~~Hi!

The Devil Dog said...

Miles, I like jumping on dad's stomach and nether regions. That always makes him jump. I don't bunny kick mom, I am not sure I would survive what she would do to me.
Great job as always whapping, Sammy.

Roxy

Cliff and Olivia said...

That sounds like an almost perfect Wednesday to us.

Daisy said...

I think Harley has been studying your whapping methods too well. Lately, he has started trying to whap a bottle of red wine off the kitchen counter! For now, it must stay in the pantry (the wine, not Harley).

Victor Tabbycat said...

Sammy, you'll find a big whap when she least expects it. Has she finded the weekend yet? You whapped it good.

Miles, I agree 100 percent. Sumtimes it efun means stretchin yur toes an (oops) claws into a sleepin Mom. Or gifin luv bites to a hand dat's in da way.

Why do moms wake up so grumpy sumtimes?

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Miles, I's sad about Kashim n Othello's awesome man's lil niece goin to heaven. Well alla us are. Can I come ofur and snuggle wif yoo tho?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Furry Kids said...

You guys are an inspiration!

zevo hussein calamari said...

We think you need to make bumper stickers
Keep on whapping!

Keep on Bunny Kicking!

Hansel said...

whap whap whap whap.
BILLY I IZ HERE COME OUT AN PWAY PWAY PWAY AN WHAP WHAP WHAP WIF MEH

DEBRA said...

sammy i whapped gracie so hard today it went ::::thud:::: and gracie still ate her ham!

miles bunny kickin is a art form.

*wavin paws
bye miles
bye billy

*blowin kisses
bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuffs

purrs and nosekisses
abby

meemsnyc said...

Oh no, the bunny kick!!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

Wow, ya wasted food? I is starvin alla time and wouldnt nefer waster nothin!

Iza

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