Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Thursday Thirteen

MILES

Thirteen Weerd and Annoying things about The Mom
1. She keeps it furry cold in the house - the hot air blowy thing is set to 62 when she is not here. HEY LADY - WE live here too ya know!
2. She snores
3. She wakes up a squillion times a night to go to the human litterbox room because, A: she has tiny bladder syndrome and B: she drinks like 3 gallons of water a day.
4. Which leads to - NO COMMON SENSE.
5. She breathes on me right after she brushes her teefs and her breath is a horrible minty scent
6. she breathes on be right before she brushes her teefs an her breath is a horrible non-minty dragon breath scent
7. ok, basically the fact that she breathes.
8. she rolls over once during the night upsetting all of our sleeping posishuns.
9. she eats her dinner before she gives us bites off her plate. if she just gave us bites first, we would not haf to whap food off her fork or off the plate.
10. she eats things that we don't like
11. she falls asleep helping us blog
12. she won't give us stinky goodness all the time
13. did we mention that she falls asleep helping us blog?
sheesh

27 comments:

Parker said...

Minty breath - yuk!
Tuna breath - yum!

The Monkeys said...

haha! Our Mommy does some weird things too! I hate when she rolls over when she sleeps and disturbs us.

Ramses said...

Sounds like you boys should have trained her better... ;)

DEBRA said...

I don't knoos what it is bout dem small kidknees, my Momma has dem too. She woke me up outta a sound snooze last nite to git up, what's wif dat? den yoo know what? She puts me outta of dee room, can yoo beelive dat? Once I am awakes I am UP and she knoos I would keep her awakes, but still...

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man
Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Horrible minty scent <-- That made Mommy laff and laff!
Fanks for making Mommy laff and laff.

Miles, does yoo wanna come ofur and snuggle in the sunbeams? It's sunny here today!
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Junior said...

Beans are just weird....they can't help it. They were created that way. I guess everyone and everything couldn't be as purrfect as us cats!

Angus Mhor said...

My mom doesn't just turn over ONCE, guys. She flops like a bloomin' fish! If I could, I'd bop her on the head to stun her long enough for me to get back to sleep. I would.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I find it annoying that our humans keep it at 60 when they are not here! 62 sounds downright balmy to me... and treats?! HUH! Forget it. We aren't even allowed close to the forks. I'd say you have it lucky..

Cafe Cats said...

Our Daddy lived in Kentucky, so he likes it WARM WARM WARM! Sara sleeps on the hot air blowy all day and night.

BILLY - PLAYPLAYPLAYCLIMBPOUNCEPLAY!!! DID YOU SEE MY TREE? I GO SO SO SO SO HIGH AND THEN I JUMP ON BACI'S HEAD! YOU WANNA COME PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY?

Iago

meemsnyc said...

Falling asleep while blogging! How dare she!

Aoise said...

Maybe if your mommy didnt dwink so much water she wouldn't need the human litterbox so much ?? Then she might stay still longer and not disturb you guys. Not sure about the dragon breth and the snoring though. I'll think about that.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We sed it afore, we'll say it again...beans is weerd!

Daisy said...

The nerve of your mom to try and breathe while you are in the vicinity!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh dear, dragon breath & tiny bladder! Yikes! Just give her the bitey when she nods off while blogging.

The Furry Kids said...

Oh, the breaths thing is the worst part.

EG

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

iz your mommy my mommy? mine also picks me ups lots

Eric and Flynn said...

What you haf to do is wait until she's asleep then you lie right on top of her. That stops mums from moving and you don't get disturbed. You haf to put up with a lot of moaning in the morning that she has got a stiff back though.
When she breathes minty breffs on me, it makes my nose wrinkle.
Flynn

Hansel said...

I likes ta eet da one side of mommehs sammichs while she eets da odder side, or i push her faces outta mai way wif MAI face an eet where she was eetin. Try dis. Furry gud.

The Island Cats said...

Our mom turns the hot air blowing thingey down to 62 too when the beans aren't here! What are they thinking??? That this fur keeps us real warm???

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Guys,re: #9
You just know that one bite each would never be enough!!!You would still demand...right??
Hahahahaha
Purrs Mickey

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Guys,re: #9
You just know that one bite each would never be enough!!!You would still demand...right??
Hahahahaha
Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

It depends on what mum is eating if I want a bite or not. Tonight was a no I don't want any.

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Hey ... Tell yer Mom to go get u both a "chick" lamp like we have ... Then you can deal with that 62 freezin temp. Yikes!!!!!! Come see our post about the chick thingy.

Sweet Tannie Man

Ps. I luv Moms weird breath before she brushes ... I sniff & sniff til I make her laugh. Tee hee!

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Hey ... Tell yer Mom to go get u both a "chick" lamp like we have ... Then you can deal with that 62 freezin temp. Yikes!!!!!! Come see our post about the chick thingy.

Sweet Tannie Man

Ps. I luv Moms weird breath before she brushes ... I sniff & sniff til I make her laugh. Tee hee!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Well, here's something to cheer you up!

A Ninja cat who can walk on the ceiling (or the underside of steps, anyway)!

~Jack

PS. We hope Miles and Billy feel better soon.

The Devil Dog said...

Those are definitely thriteen weird/annoying things about your mom. I will have to see if I can think of thirteen weird/annoying things that my mom does.

Roxy

Sweet Praline said...

My mom fell asleep while helping me blog last night, too! Sorry I missed you guys!

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