Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thirteen Weerd and Annoying things about The Mom
1. She keeps it furry cold in the house - the hot air blowy thing is set to 62 when she is not here. HEY LADY - WE live here too ya know!
2. She snores
3. She wakes up a squillion times a night to go to the human litterbox room because, A: she has tiny bladder syndrome and B: she drinks like 3 gallons of water a day.
4. Which leads to - NO COMMON SENSE.
5. She breathes on me right after she brushes her teefs and her breath is a horrible minty scent
6. she breathes on be right before she brushes her teefs an her breath is a horrible non-minty dragon breath scent
7. ok, basically the fact that she breathes.
8. she rolls over once during the night upsetting all of our sleeping posishuns.
9. she eats her dinner before she gives us bites off her plate. if she just gave us bites first, we would not haf to whap food off her fork or off the plate.
10. she eats things that we don't like
11. she falls asleep helping us blog
12. she won't give us stinky goodness all the time
13. did we mention that she falls asleep helping us blog?
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