so yesterdaywas "National Answer your cats questions" day, and our mommy HID this from us, so we all sat on her and told her that she can't get out of it that easily. So, she has to answer our questions today.
Question 1: Can we has our own blogs?
Answer: Uh, no.
Question 2: WHY?
Answer: Because it would cut down on your time to visit your friends blogs if I had to help each of you blog every day.
Question 3: Well that sux.
Answer: That's not really a question
Question 4: ok, why do you suk?
Answer: Well, that's not a nice question Sammy
Question 5: Sorry, ok, Can we each haf our own private spaces where our girlfriendcats can visit us?
Answer: well, you have 4 tents, isn't that enough?
Question 6: HEY, WE are asking the questions here.
Answer: Again, not really a question Miles.
Question 7: Can we has stinky goodness twice a day?
Answer: um, no.
Question 8: WHY?
Answer: because you all are kind of squishy now, I don't want you to be any squishier and not healthy.
Question 9: Well, that sux. This isn't going as well as we had planned.
Answer: hey hey hey, you're pushing it with your language there......
Question 10: ok, we will be nice. Here's a good question: CAN ME HAF A PARTY FOR MINE GOTCHA DAY?
Answer: of course you can Billy.
Question 11: HEY, how come WE doesn't haf gotcha day parties.
Answer: well Sammy, I'm kind of embarassed to admit that I didn't write down your gotcha days because I was more concerned with making sure that you were both ok and that you both got along with each other and Trixie and Norton. But this year we can "guesstimate" your gotcha days.
Question 12: Can we has a sisfur?
Answer: oh boy, well not at this time honeys. But if there's ever a time that I find a girlcat who lives outside here and really really needs to live inside, then you will has a sisfur. Just like how Sammy and Billy got to live here.
Question 13: Can we has our own blogs.
Answer: This question seems vaguely familiar. How about this, when you all get green papers enough to buy your own 'puters, you can have your own blogs.
Question 14: Are we good boys?
Answer: of course you are. and I love you all very much.
Answer: I love you too Mommy - Miles
Answer: I love you too The Mom - Sammy
Answer: ME thinks you're OK Mom Lady Person. - Billy
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