Friday, February 06, 2009

Finally Friday

BILLY SWEET FEETS

Today is my bestest furriend Fagin's purrfday!! ME is going to his party to fish and sail on the Black Furball!! YAY!!! ME is so 'acited ME wants to PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!

MILES

The mom falled alseep AGAIN before she helped us blog. I'm going to be shopping online today for a bat or something to use to keep her awake.

SAMMY

Not only that, but she woke up LATE so I did not get my full allotment of brushing time this morning. Just a few swipes with the brush. This is totally unacceptable. Hey Miles, make shur that the bat you buy is al-looo-ma-num. Wait, if you knock her out, how is she 'posed to stay awake to help us. I think we need to rethink this plan.

MILES

Oh, I wasn't thinking about knocking her out, I was just looking forward to enjoying the noise of the bat hitting her head. I wasn't gonna hit her really hard. just enough to get her attenshun.

SAMMY

Still, maybe we should be looking for a wiffle bat or something like that. OHHH!! WAIT!!!. Lets get a big bucket an fill it with ice water!!! Then we can pour it over her to wake her up. That would werk.

MILES

Yeah, and it would be cheaper too. Ok, you steal, errrr, find her plastic money card and I will start looking for a bucket.

32 comments:

Parker said...

You guys are gonna' get in trubble!

Frostin said...

They might at that, but that's half the fun.

*wink*

The Creek Cats said...

We like the ice water plan, let us know how it goes. We may use that on Sunday mornings when mom likes to sleep in and we want our breakfast!

The Furry Kids said...

Dudes! Be careful!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We think the icy water sounds just right. But watch out, so you don't get wet yourselves.

The Island Cats said...

The ice water plan is better...it will really wake her up! Of course, she may not be happy about it....

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

yikes! poor mommie!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Shaggy and Scout said...

How about the real kind of bat? You could let it loose in her hair and really freak her out.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Billy! You must go to Furry Paws and see the dancing video they have. You could have a career dancing all over the place!!!

Daisy said...

I also think the ice-water plan is a better idea than the bat. Unless you just roll the bat all around and have fun playing with it.

Jimmy Joe said...

Whoa, bats and buckets! You always think up the most creative games, buddies.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

WCTs said...

Hay ... Getz that Spidey on the puter ... Bet he takes plastic monies!!!

Be nice ta yer Bean ... She may need some beauty sleeps ... Thatz what our Mom says. Hmmm!?!

Happy Freaky Friday - Stormz in Dallas taday,
The Whippy Curly Tails
=^,,^=

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castle diva said...

Have you tried hynotizing her with your super duper kitty powers? I do it so I can get my tasty furball remedy. She thinks it's her idea to give it to me, but hey, what does she know?

Ms. P

PS Thanks for you kind comment about today's post.

meemsnyc said...

Awww, don't be to mean to the mom. Maybe you can do a yacky on the bed, to wake her up. That's what we do.

Barb said...

You wouldn't dream of hurting your Mom Lady Person... would you?

-Gandalf and Grayson

The Devil Dog said...

Oh dear, I think the best thing to do is let your mom get her MUCH NEEDED SLEEP! Take it from me. Without it, they're momzillas and you don't want that.

Roxy

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! You two are so funny. Dad wanted to know what our mum wuz laffing about cuz she laffed out loud.

Sassy Kat said...

Hope you had a fun time at Fagin's birthday party! Looks like there was a lot of fun things going on.

Just Ducky said...

How about an very low voltage electric cattle prod? Just give her a few zaps when she nods off? I was thinking of a taser but that would be a bit too much.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Glad you decided on the ice water instead of the bat. You don't want to hurt your mom - you want her awake to take care of you.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

oh yoo too boyz!
psst nrrds sum helps wif dat bucket?

*wavin paws
bye billy
bye miles

*blowin kisses
bye to my swwet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
purrs and nosekisses
your adorin tuxie princess
abby

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Lick inside her ear. That always werks!

Motor Home Cats said...

Our Mom must be taking lessons from your Mom. She fell asleep 3 times while trying to help us post last night too.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss JAde

Deb Cushman said...

Oh, oh. This can't end well.

Karen Jo said...

I also think that the ice water is much better than the bat. There should be a bucket around the house somewhere already. If not, a big glass will work just as well.

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

heeeeeeehehehe Yall are silly! (But if it werks, lemme know, k?)

Nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles!

Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Isis said...

i think the bucket of ice water would be fantastic!

Max said...

Dooods, really, just stomp on her boobs. That always wakes 'em up and keeps them awake...

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Hmmm ... ice water sounds interesting, but I find that the sound of me yakkin' up a big, juicy hairball is enought to get Mom vaultin' up outta bed in a hurry.
DMM

Hansel said...

Yoo kittehs! can i haz bat toos?

I lefted yoo an awardie... HERE!

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Bwhahahah! Dat would be a big noise if'n yoo hit her in da head. We bet yoo woulda got more dan her attenshun!

Chrissie said...

Is your mom workin' really hard? I know your dad is lookin' for a new jobbie, isn't he? Sometimes our mom's get just plumb wore out earnin' green papers to take care of us-I purr for her!

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