Monday, February 02, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Well, I think I have to fill in on the Meezer Monday Miles Report because Miles is upstairs under the bed scarfing down something called a Bacon Explosion that he stole off the mom's plate - it's bacon and sausage all rolled up together. I think that billy is up there too. So, today's report:

The Basement report: There are still ghosts there. Oh, and Billy snuck down there when the water heater fixer guy was there an he sat next to the guy and snoopervised him - he was very quiet and he touched all the tools when the guy putted them down. the guy liked Billy furry much and told the mom that Billy would make a furry good plumber.

The Foods report - well, Miles got a piles of food. HAHAHAHAHA. I made a rhyme.

The health report- not much has changed - Miles is still tilted and Billy is still wheezy sometimes. We are hanging in there.

The Weather Report - oh get this. the guy on the talking picture box came up with this awesome prediction: On Tuesday we could be in the bullseye for a major snow storm. OR, it could miss us altogether. WOW. And he went to kollig for that. In the mean time, we have about a foot of new snow on the patio from this past week.

Oh, here comes Miles for his report:

MILES - buuuuuuurrrrrrrp. ::blush:: OH CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP.


DEBRA said...

woo hoo is furst!

sammy yoo did reely gud fillin in furr miles!

billy sounds like he found him callin---billy da plobber!

it wuz gracies purrday an momma furgitit!

bad momma!

*wavin paws
bye billy
bye miles

*blowin kisses
bye to my sweet hndsome floofy cocoa puffs meezer man

purrs and nosekisse
your adorin tuxie princess

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

so it will either snow or not, right? well that's one way to get it right! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee

Misha said...

*Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmm, bacon exploshun!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Miles, You've given better food reports, but probably not as odorous. We hope the bacon explosion was good because it sounds like you're going to be tasting it again .... and again.

Sammy, You did a great job filling in for Miles today. You'll have to let everyone know whether the weatherman was right .... or right.

Derby said...

Duhr, weather peoples. Around here they stay on the air all day long going, it's snowing. We can see that by looking out the windows.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Billy ... I think that you need a tool belt! Plumbing doods make lots an' lots of those green papers! You could be swimmin' in Temptations!

Enjoy your snow. Mom drove with the top down on the black masheen today (an' yesterday, too)!


zevo hussein calamari said...

Um... you know Miles.. our pet humans now quote you daily with your crappity crap mantra!

And um Billy.... Miami Steve was wondering where his stoopid scarf is. (Hey is he bald?)

Sammy... your back up vocals tonight rocked.

Pack your mouse ears boys...we are going to Disneyland with the Boss...cos pooses like us.. .baby we were born to run...ooooooo
uh oh oh o o o o ohhhhhh

momsbusy said...

sammy yu did a super fantastic humdinger of a job gifin the WHOLE meezer monday miles report by yourself wif no help frum them ofer 2 guys dat wuz skarfin up that bakon exploshun.


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, bacon explosion, dat sounds really good! Billy should become a plummer, dey make lots of dem money papers. Oh, and get dis, mom haf started saying crappity crap crap crap effury time something goes wrong! Hope yoo guys get untilted and unwheezy purrty soon.

Max said...


Eponine's Cowboy said...

Hi Meezers! Aren't you all Pittsburgh fans? Does that include the Steelers? If so .... a big congrats on the Super Bowl win. If not, well then, I'm just writing to say hello. :)

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

Dat's funny. The biped made the bacon Explosions at our house too. Only Annie cat got any cuz she snuck up on da table and Grandma gave her one.


Karen Jo said...

Sammy, you made a really good Monday report all by yourself, though I wonder why you weren't helping eat the Bacon Explosion. Miles, good job on grabbing the bacon. I also hope that you and Billy get untilted and unwheezy very soon. I hope that the snow storm misses you.

Karen Jo said...

I almost forgot. I think that your Piggy visitor may be Little Pink Pig. He has returned to blogging after being away for over a year.

Parker said...

Oh man Miles - you got pig! I dig pig!

The Island Cats said...

Bacon Explosion??!? Man, that sounds like double goodness!

And Billy, I always snoopervise when the workers come over to fix gotta keep an eye on them....


Eric and Flynn said...

Good work on the Miles report Sammy. Sounds like Miles sploded when he got back.
Billy would make a good plummer cuz then he can play with water as much as he wants AND get green papers for it.

Sweet Praline said...

Sammy, you did good. That bacon explosion sounds pretty good. Looks like your mom better watch her plate a little more carefully.

Isis said...

I think Billy would make a good plumber too, I mean at least it would make some sense out of his love for paddling in the toilet! ;) Oh and we have horrid show too, so they've sent D'boy home from school to help snuggle us! :)


HotMBC and Robyn said...

That Bacon Explosion musta been good Miles! It 'sploded rite outta yoo in a burp. Can't blam yoo for dat.
Can we camp in tha tent today? I can bring an extra snuggle if we needs it.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Purrageous Pirates said...

You has FOODS? NOMNOMNOM!! BILLY!! I is here now so let's PLAYPLAYPLAY!! ALL DAY PLAY!! YAY!! We GOTS to, we just gots to!! - Fagin

The Creek Cats said...

We think Billy would make an awesome plumber!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles I hope your tummy is okay after that bacon explosion. The Woman looked at it and said there was no way she was making that for me as she didn't want to clean the cat boxes after..

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy, you did great on the Meezer Monday Miles report. We are sorry to hear that there are still aliens in the basement. It must drive you nuts that you can't get down there and scare them off. We are also sorry to hear about the head tilt and the wheezing.

That bacon explosion sounds good, but we will never ever get any because Mom detests bacon.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

jenianddean said...

Maybe Billy needs a tool belt like Harley has. Then he could really do some plumbing. Good luck with that weather.

castle diva said...

Your reports are always so interesting. You guys live the most fun lives.

We hope the tilting and wheeziness will soon be history.


Ms. P and Cinza

Shadow / Molly said...

Bacon explosion? Imagine if it hads ham in it too!! OMC's dat wud be great.

Junior said...

Bacon Explosion huh? Sounds interesting.

Daisy said...

Billy, if you decide to become a plumber, maybe you can borrow Harley's toolbelt!

The Furry Kids said...

Plumbing is fun! But I just can't even stop thinking about the Bacon Explosion.


Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Bacon Explosion makes up for all the bland crappy food from last week, thats for sure.
Scout likes to snoopervise the fix-it men when they come too. Mom usually offers to take him away but the man always say he's not bothering them.

Jennifer said...

Umm, bacon explosion sounds yummy! I hope that prediction about all the snow is wrong!!


A Pig and a Furry Boy said...

You made us laugh so hard! HEEE!!! A Bacon Explosion? Oh my gosh - is it literally just a sausage wrapped with bacon? Because if so, we need that. NOW!

A Pig and a Furry Boy said...

And thank you so much for your visits and good wishes! XOXO

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Eggcellent repurt! We knew Billy was furry smart. Much smarter dan da peoples dat went to kollij and are fraid to predict da weather.

FrecklesandDeb said...

I finally got all caught up! You guys give such great reports that it made it easy to follow what has been happening! (And we like Billy's dancing/singing intermissions!)

katztales said...

Bacon Explosions sound yummy! I want one :-)

The Devil Dog said...

It's feast or famine with the snow, huh? Mom says we should only get a few inches, hopefully. As for the food, yum! Nice job with the plumer, Billy.


SJ Reidhead said...


It sounds like you guys has a purr-fect day! Me, well, I am stuck with the babies for a few more weeks, not that I am complaining.

Thank you for your kind purrs about my little ones!


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