Monday, February 09, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: chick-hen, eggs, bacon. That's all I was allowed to eat. phooey. I really wanted some ribs. But again, the mom said something about flaming boo-tay. I doesn't care. I want RIBS. RIBS. RIBS. RIBS.

The Weather Report - we hadded 8 inches of snow this week, on top of the over a foot we already had on the ground. then it gotted warm. and now we haf a lake of slush in the back yard. and mommy says that it's below freezing tonight so we has a lake of thawed and then frozed slush. FUN!!

The Weird things report - our mommy has losted her mind. she grates her feets wif a cheese grater and then sands them wif a huge nail file and then puts greasy stuff on them and says that she is so happy that her feets doesn't snag the rug anymore. She is completely out of her mind. Oh, she says it's not really a cheese grater but somefing she gotted just for grating feets. now that's even WEERDER. We had two-lips growing inside. Mommy gotted a pakage in the mail of chick-hen frying stuff she has not ordered for over 3 years and did not buy. and the packing slip says she did, but there were no green papers taked out of her accounts, so she has no idea why she gotted the pakage. Billy likes dog foods. Our woofie furriend and sometime visitor who visited us overnight Saturday night gived Billy a baf. Even his........er....... um............ huh. you know.

There is not ghost or alien report because Sammy has been too busy chasing mommy around hollering BRUSH ME. And mommy has not allowed him to go to the dungeon.

The more foods report - I think I want to try that tv diet that all those sports guys try - it says they send "man food". I think I would like "man food".

The Hobby Report - I haf a new hobby. Laying next to the mom on the couch and bunny kicking her to get her to move over and gif me more room. It's a great hobby.

30 comments:

momsbusy said...

wow, yu hadded snow and now slushees! we is gonna hafs 70 degree wethers ans daddees wont open the windows so we can sniffs the air.

if that cheese grater thingy makes yur mommy happy let hers do it. she might get so happy she will gifs yu extra hams or somethin.

y2k

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i don't know if i would like man food. do men eat cake?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Teri said...

Wow, what a busy weekend you kitties have had. You made us laff when you talked about the cheese grater cuz our mom has one and we try and steal the "cheese" !

And what a great hobby! We have one too, getting in cat fights under the covers late at night!

The cats of Furrydance and Teri

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What interesting things are going on. I wish you had gotten ribs. I long to try them but I am not allowed to get any either...

Cory said...

Just don't let your crazy mom get anywhere near your paw pads with that cheese grater thingie.

We think bunny kicking is one of the best hobbies a cat can have...my momma Ellie tried to eviscerate my mom's foot tonight.

Derby said...

We had melty weather all weekend, it was nice. Mum has one of those feets graters too.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You've had a lot of snow.

Your mom is strange. We have no idea why she would grate her feet but if she enjoys it, don't interrupt. She might have so much fun, she'll give you ribs.

Personally, we think all humans are strange. Just in different ways.

The Island Cats said...

Wow...you had chick-hen, eggs and bacon??? We woulda been happy to have one of those....and bunny-kicking for more room...that sounds like a hobby that we should take up!

Country Cats said...

That sounds like a fun new hobby and we think Mom needs that cheese grater for feets.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Bunny kicking isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life! Now I know dat Zippy and Billy are prolly related cuz dey bof let woofies give dem bafs! We pushed da doggie away and said yuk when he tried to wash us...he haf stinkie bref.

Max said...

Ewww, doods, don't eat any pizza for a while, just in case that WAS a cheese grater...

Camie's Kitties said...

Sounds like a busy weekend. We think Bunnykicking is a great hobby. We also let our woofie give us baths, but she doesn't go near our spot 13. She mostly concentrates on our ears. We have very clean ears thanks to her.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Karen Jo said...

You should come over to our house the next time we have ribs, Miles. We don't put hot stuff on them, so you wouldn't get a flaming bootay. You are sure getting the snow. Frozen slush is no fun at all. It can be really slippery. I think that you should let your Mom grate her feet since it makes her happy. Happy Moms give out more treats. I used to live with a cat that liked woofy food, too, but the woofy didn't give her a bath.

Parker said...

Sometimes Powder eats Diamond Doggie's food. We think she is weird.
I'd say that you had a very busy weekend!

The Furry Kids said...

We always love Mondays because we get to hear what you guys have been up to. I can't believe you didn't get any ribs. Flaming boo-tay. Pul-lease.

Love,
Tazo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those "Man Ads" really 'grate' on our mom. She says all they want is their Man Food, their Close Man Shaves, their Man Beer and their Man Pills. Then they ignore the "Give Your Woman a Diamond Necklace" ad while they get up to go to the bathroom.

castle diva said...

We love your reports.

Re. the bunny kicking, that's something we haven't tried yet, but we're always open to new suggestions (and new ways to torture our humans).

Ms. P and Cinza

Isis said...

Gosh I think my Mummy and your Mom have both lost the same part of their minds as Mummy does that with her feets too!

WillThink4Wine said...

Mom use to have a cheese grater. Now she has a pumice stone. What's a pumice?

-Gandalf and Grayson

jenianddean said...

I understand the laying next to Mom thing, but not the bunny kicking. We try to press real close to our Mom instead. Hope you will get into the basement soon to look for ghosts.
--Jasper

Daisy said...

My Mommie grates up her feets, too! It is very strange.

HotMBC and Robyn said...

A feets grater? Dude, your Mom is weerd. Anyways, Miles, Sanjee is waiting with bated breath (bad I think that is) for you to come over and purr on Mom.
Sammy, you want to play some THoE on the stairs? Mom is going to go nap again, so she won't complain.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

meemsnyc said...

Wow, so much snow. We hate it when there is slush on the ground. So dirty and mushy.

The Crew said...

I must give your new hobby a try, Miles. I always lay next to Mom when she's on the couch, but I never bunny kick.

George

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum has got one of those huge nail files for feets too. Seems like their is a lot of weird mums about.
We didn't get much snow, but on the moors about 30 miles from us, they got another 12 inches on top of the 10 inches that was already there.
That is about 10 times more than usual for the moors.

iamfelix said...

Darn it, Miles, now WE want RIBS too!!!

Maxine, Fletcher & Louis

Piggy and Grover said...

We love your recaps! Our mom does weird feet stuff, too. Ewwww! And, if you ever get yourself some ribs, please tell us your secret on how to get them because we'd like to try...even though flaming boo-tay does not sound very tasty at all...

The Devil Dog said...

Snow, then warmth then sluch? Yuk!
As for the rest of your report, mom is just shaking her head. There would be no bunny kicking here. That's for sure.

Roxy

The Cat Realm said...

Hahahahahahaha - I think we will ALL try your new hobby! Very needed here, the maid is soooooooooo lazy, at least that's what the butler and Dicky report to us, as we are still in Limburg with Ruis.....
The Cat Realm

Cliff and Olivia said...

Chicken AND bacon. You should be very pleased. We would be.

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