Monday, March 02, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report - the Sick Mom Edishun

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report - the Sick Mom Edishun

The mom has been sick since Thursday night. Here are some things that we have been hearing all weekend.

UNGHHHHHHHH
SNORRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK
SNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
SSSGGGGGGGGGGGHhhh (I think that's how you spell it)
UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
::breathing like Darth Vader::
det op by ed (I think that was GET OFF MY HEAD).
SNIFFFFFFFF
I dant breeeve
SNOOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKK
SNOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKK
SNOOORRRRRRRRKKKKK
wha?
by moub ib dry (I think that was my mouth is dry)
oouuuuuuuuuffffffffffffff
Bildy, why id you whole back side wet? (because he wented swimming in the water bowl).
det op my face

We gotted NO foods (except our normal stinky goodness) this weekend. We just watch her use about eleventy four squillion tissues and now her nose is all red and peely and looks gross. she's a mess.

29 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, you poor guys. She has really inconvenienced you, hasn't she? Well, don't let her forget it. She owes you big time!

We hope she feels better soon so you guys can get back to your regular eating schedule.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh poor mommie! tell you zicam helped sarge get over his pretty fast...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, your reports are always so informative. We are sorry to hear that your momma is still sick. We hope she feels better soon so that she can get back to taking care of you properly.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Ours is sick too. Must be the same crud because we hear the snoooorrrrkkkkk sound a lot too!
And the dry mouth thing too.

Derby said...

Go purr on your mum so she gets better.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope she will not be invaded by the alien donkey that Sanjee's Momma has (you didn't talk about your person in her--the donkey's-- hearing did you Miles?)

I hope that she gets better this week so that you can get some good food.

Chesney Cats said...

We hope your mommy feels better soon. We've dealt with our mama being sick like that off & on all winter, what a pain! We're ready to tell her to put on her big girl panties & deal with it!!

Freya's Staff said...

Poor things. you should sit just out of reach, and sing her to sleep, as LOUDLY as you can!

Karen Jo said...

I also hope that the alien donkey doesn't come to your house. With your Mom sounding like that, it's a mercy that you got your Stinky Goodness. Billy goes swimming in the water bowl? Is that how he was getting so wet all along? I hope that your Mom gets better soon, so things can get back to normal for you guys.

Parker said...

Awwww, please tell your Mommy that we hope she feels better soon!

The Creek Cats said...

We are sending your mom our best recovery vibes and purrs! We hope she feel 100% very soon!

Isis said...

You poor kitties, no ham or beef or chicken all weekend...

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like your mom gots it bad...we hope she feels better soon so things get back to normal at your house...

Purrageous Pirates said...

Your poor Mommy. Being a sick human is no fun at all. Our Mommy was just like this last weekend when she hads the floos. We hope your Mommy gets better soon so she can feeds you!!

BILLY!! WE HAS SNOW!! Real life SNOW!! Its cold. Me not like it. Wanna come and play? We GOTS to PLAY! NOW!! YAY!!!! - Fagin

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Are yoo sure the alien donkey isn't at yore house too? That snooooooooooork sounds lots like an alien donkey kinda noise.
PUrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles,
yore girlfriencat Sanjee

Tuck said...

Oh no! I hope your mommy gets better soon!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, your poor Mommy!!! Come on you three.....purrr like crazy and help make your Mommy better!!!

We are sending lots of healing purrs to her!!!

The Furry Kids said...

We hope your mom feels better soon. She didn't breathe that bad, sickie, dragon breaths on you, did she? That's the worst!

EG

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Poor, poor mom.

Sick and with hissed off cats.

wlk's 4 gatos said...

oh yucko. dem humans is pathetic when got colds. not like us cats, we just go hide.

cheryl said...

we is sorry you has to contend wif that sickly bean. our round wif a snorky-mom is finally ofur, an' it WAS NOT fun. but she sed she seconds empress bee's suggestion of zicam--it helped her get well enuf to go to miss ginger & mr gary's wedding, an' there'da been no livin' wif her if she'da missed that!

sammy: are you sure that a aleyun hasn't tooken ofur her nose? better check that out!!

--the meowers

T'Abby Normal said...

Your poor mommy! Ours just went through that too, and it was awful. We were very concerned, but she is doing better now thanks to our help. We shall send extra purrs her way!

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, we feel bad fur yoor mommy. When der heads get all full of snot and dey can't breeve and den der nose gets all red and peely...den dey gets cranky and effuryone suffers.

Tom Cat said...

Aww, poor mommy, feel better! :)

Junior and Orion said...

We hope your Mom feels better soon!

Daisy said...

Excellent reporting, Miles! I sure hope your mom feels better soon.

Princess said...

I hope your mom feels better very soon. YOu surely gave us an accurate report of the latest in your house.
Your poooooooor mom, uh, no I mean, you pooor guys

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope your mum soon feels better so she can give you the good food again. It must be awful for you being deprived like that.

Sweet Praline said...

Oh, your poor mommy! I hope she is feeling better soon.

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