Monday, March 16, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report- Hissed off edishun

The Foods Report - NO PEOPLE FOODS. NO HAM. NO CHICK-HEN. NO PORK CHOPS. NO BACON. DID I MENSHUN NO HAM???? (meezermom's note: um, Miles, you had HAM babyfoods and turkey baby foods, doesn't that count?). UH, NO THE MOM. Those are BLURPY foods. I haf to haf what's on YOUR plate.

The V-E-T Report - I didn't haf to go in (yet) but the mom talked to the v-e-t on the phone and she saided to try crunchy foods with no grains. So we gotted some duck and green pea stuff that we refuse to eat (meezermom's note: oh, you'll eat it. there's no other foods to eat). HEY, this is the MILES report, NOT the THE MOM report. Stop butting in.

The HECK YEAH I'M CRANKY REPORT: And I will remain so until I get some REAL FOODS.

The Meezer Dad Report: We is purring very hard that he hears some good news today about his innerview. Or news about other innerviews. Or just SOME good news.

40 comments:

meemsnyc said...

Demand your ham and bacon!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We are still purring about your dad! I hope you feel better and get some decent food Miles!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, cranky Miles, we hope you all have some GOOD news Monday. We have our paws crossed.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

My sisfurs haf lots of simpathee fur yoo Miles, me, not so much. I hafta eat speshul foods, I get no bean foods and it really isn't dat bad. Sadie gets a shot fur her alerjees once a month so...hope dat makes yoo feel a little better.

Abby & Stygia said...

It sounds like some whapping is in order!

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Victor Tabbycat said...

If Meezer Mom eat da baby food, then it's good, rite? Oh, heck. Food... I's addicted to it. The Hotties has grain-free foods. You should find out what they eats.
Purrs to alla yous (puttin up wif a crabilated Miles can't be easy)!
~ Victor

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We gave ya an awardie!

PDX pride said...

If you're not allergic to all grains, try Blue Buffalo. It's corn-free and wheat-free. It's got rye. That's what we eat sometimes. We mix that with Meow Mix.

Karen Jo said...

Oh, Miles, no wonder you're cranky. I hope you get used to your new food soon and get to like it. My sympathies for the rest of you. A cranky Miles must be unpleasant.

Karen Jo said...

I forgot to say that I'm keeping Meezerdad in my thoughts and prayers for good news.

jennakat said...

Purrs for your daddy!

Kaz's Cats said...

Miles, We're sorry about you not getting big people foods over the weekend. We hope whatever you do actually decide to eat is easy on your insides - we're sending big purrs to you and your Dad especially, as well as your Mom,

{{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

Furkidsmom said...

No Ham???????? We like ham blurpy food though - it's very yummy.

We're purraying for your Dad!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

PinkynAsh said...

I don't think we have ever had Blurpy foods.They sound weird, but might be good. Glad to hear you got to prolong the v-e-t visit.

Parker said...

I hope that today is full of good news!
xoxoxoxoxox

momsbusy said...

we eats blue buffalo spa select ans some kind of hoyistik stinky goodness cuz of kintaros tummy.

we is sendin positive purrs fur meezer dad to get good mews today.

y2k

The Island Cats said...

No bean food?? Bummer!

We hasta eat deer and peas crunchies cuz Ernie hasta...and we love them!!!

We hope your dad gets good news soon!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Miles, we are purring for good news for your Daddy and are purring that you will start feeling better ... it is time that things turn around for the both of you! Besides, duck and green pea crunchies sounds really gross, you need that HAM!
Hugs, purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

FrecklesandDeb said...

We're crossing our fingers and paws, hoping for good news!

(We bought some ham yesterday -- now if we can just figure a way to get it into this little slot on the computer....)

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh yuk, Miles. We hate the green pea and duck stuff too. The green pea and vishus deer is all right tho. Our other foods are lots better tho, so I'll make Mom send your Mom some info on which ones keep Gree and Mini from barfing and where yoru Mom might could get them. (I love to make the Mom work! heheheh)
Sorry your tummy is pooey, dude. Oh, and if you and Sanjee head over here, you should be find with any of the bowls of crunchies. Just make sure Sanjee doesn't bite your head off by accident if you're trying to eat too.
Purrrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Poor Miles! We would send you some ham if you wouldn't yak it up! We are purring for your daddy!!!


Billy: I love you SWEETFEETS!!!

Auntie Deb

DEBRA said...

Miles
We is glad dat yoo is feelin better...and we hopes hopes hopes dat yoo don't half to go to see da VET...oops I fink dat Momma has gotta an appt furr me to go to da VET ... uh oh....

purrs and nosekisses
your adorin tuxie princess
Abby

Zeus said...

This is just craziness. I'm glad you're feeling better, Miles, but you'd think your mom would let up a little.

We're pulling for your dad over here as we know all too well what it's like. Seems the same thing is happening with the human pet's sweetheart. Every day is a new challenge in that regard. It has to come to a positive end soon.

castle diva said...

We're glad you're feeling better, Miles, and we'll purr for your Dad.

Ms. P and Cinza

Junior and Orion said...

Miles-baby foods????? Yeesh! Well at least it is some food....

We is purring for Meezer Dad!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles honey, do what you are told by mommie, okay? don't make me come over there...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Duck pee??!?!?!!
Whats got into Meezer Mom?

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Hope the results from your Dad's interviews are exactly what he wants! If not, maybe he could apply to work at a Cat Food plant creating yummy cat foods instead of yucky stuff!!

Daisy said...

I am crossing my paws for your dad!

ps: Harley tried that duck and pea food, too.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Oh the trials & tribulations you have to go through Miles!!!!!!
Let's hope this works so you can get some cool foods!! heehee
Purrs Mickey

The Devil Dog said...

We are very sorry you are getting blurpy food and not real food. That must stink. We will surely says lots of prayers for your dad and hope he gets this job. That would be so wonderful. Maybe then you would get some ham and bacon and chick-hen.

Roxy

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum got me duck and peas Stinky Goodness but I leave all the peas in a pile for her.
We're purring for your dad.

Sweet Praline said...

Miles, you sure are cranky today!

I'm keeping my paws crossed for good news today!

William said...

Miles, I think it's illegal for your mom to force you to eat pees, no matter what the color!

William said...

Oh, and I hope your dad's heard some good news!

Piggy and Grover said...

Oh! We think you are eating the same food we are, Miles. Is it Hill's D/D? Doesn't it STINK!?!?! And your mom is doing the same ploy ours did. Sigh...you'll like it eventually. We swear! You got blurpy foods? Ham? Turkey? We want some! Sending love and purrs to you for your belly and to your dad for his job!!!!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Sorry guys that we haven't been commenting much. We've been purring with you! Our food has no grains, it is Innova Evo and it tastes wonderful! I hope they figure out your problem soon.

Latte

Alexi said...

We wants ham; we wants bacon; we wants any ofur pork product you have!!! (That's what you say to da Mom person!)

The Crew said...

Yes, I think everyone could use some good news right about now!

VampyVictor said...

I has never tried the blurpy foods.. hrrrm.. *wanders off* MOMMA!!!
We hopes your dadda hears some not only great but wonderful news!! :)
V-V

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