Monday, March 23, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

Here is the Meezer Monay Miles Report

The Weather report - this is spring? seriously? we woke up to snow on the first day of spring.

The Mom report - She's still a lunatic. We are starting to think that this will not change. we're scairt.

The Alien report, by Sammy - Well, I was able to sneak down in the forbidden dungeon last week. Let me tell you, there was a LOT of alien activity. There were clothes all ofur the floor, some on top of the rumbly machines down there, and there were also some hanging out of the bins that mommy says are for some army. I hadded to holler at them really really loud and then the mom came down and carried me back upstairs. Back to you Miles

Right, Thank you for that you strange strange cat.

The Food report - well, I have discovered that if I do not get a certain amount of people foods, that I will just go ahead and eat ANY kind of people foods. Mashed sweet potatoes rock. Ok, no they don't but they're people food and I was able to sneak some. The Mom has been trying to get me to eat some gluten free foods to see if that helps with my sick stomach. Billy loves them all. Sammy will not go near the food bowl and I try a little of each one and then won't go near the bowl again. She says that Sammy and I will eat when we get hungry. Not exactly, what we will do is start jumping up and down on her from 2am until she gets her fat hiney out of bed and gives us some stinky goodness. She's getting somewhat cranky.

The Dad Report - we're still purring that everything will go well and he will start on April 11. But so far they are training him very well to print stuff and drive to the liberry and fax it back to them. Weerd.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

30 comments:

Derby said...

Sounds like you had a strange weekend guys. Mashed sweet potato? I don't do vegetables!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow what an odd weekend. Our humans have been lunatics as long as I have known them. I don't believe it's a condition that gets better. I'm sorry.

Have you gotten my food? I love my food.

Karen Jo said...

You certainly had a weird weekend. Mashed sweet potatoes? Miles, you are getting desperate. It sounds like Billy is the only one who is eating well. Your dungeon aliens are really strange, Sammy.

Karen Jo said...

I forgot to say that I have given you an award.

Furkidsmom said...

You've been busy! We don't think we'll try the mashed sweet potatoes.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Parker said...

What was it about this weekend? It was very, very strange.

snowforest said...

Miss u and love u guys. Hope your Dad starts work real soon. Many many purrs and hugs :)

The Island Cats said...

We're glad you got some people's foods, Miles, we know how happy that makes you...even though it might not make your sick stomach happy....

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Gluten free does not sounds very delicious.

Isis said...

Next you lot will be eating peas and sweetcorn like Tigmut'hep and maybe even carrots that he insists are yummy too! ;)

Piggy and Grover said...

That was a very good and interesting (and funny) report! Our mom has Celiac Disease so she is gluten-free and it sure made her feel a lot better. We hope it helps you, but yeah, it's sometimes hard to have to eat that way... Sammy, you are very brave to stand up to the aliens that way!
Piggy loves to do the Wake-Up-Mom-it's-3 a.m.! thing. Our mom says she feels for your mom!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Sammy our basement looked like yours last fall when our mom went crazy and threw clothes and junk into different piles, then either put stuff back on the shelves & hangers or into big bags that she carried out the door. She mutters a lot to herself when she does this.

Eric and Flynn said...

Miles, have you tried Royal Canin Sensible33 for sensitive tummies? They are the only crunchies I can eat without yakking.
We will keep purring for your dad.

Daisy said...

I think sweet 'taters might be a little bit delicious. With lots of butter on them.

ps: Today, the last 3 of your posts just popped up in my Reader! So I missed a couple until today. I hope your dad finishes the "pre work" stuff soon.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, dat is some weerd stuff going on...der are piles all over our dunjun too. Dad sez mom haf lost her mind, she keeps mumbling about crap, filth, dirt, junk...what yoor dad is doing sounds purrty strange too. Miles, didja akshooally eat dem sweet potato things or just lick off da butter?

Max said...

Mashed sweet potatoes? Ewwww. The Woman found some gluten free Stinky Goodness at a grocery store once and we got to try it, and it was REALLY good, but she won't buy it for us all the time because it's like 90 cents a can. My people are cheap.

Junior and Orion said...

Mashed sweet potatoes huh? Maybe we should try some.

Meowm feeds us Castor & Pollux Organix. She says she believes it is gluten free. It helps my brother not be so stinky.

We are purring for all of you!

Junior

The Furry Kids said...

Your new diet does not sound delicious. I would go for the sweet pertaters, too.
We're still purring and purraying for your dad!

jenianddean said...

Maybe printing and faxing is an important role and they want to make sure your Dad is good at it. Seems silly to me, though. We're still purring for him.
--Jasper

DEBRA said...

Miles that was a furry good Monday reeport! Sammy don't let dem aliens git yoo!

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles!
Bye Billy
Boo,Ping,Jinx,Gracie

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet snuggle love muffin
Your tiny tuxie princess
Abby

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Dat's a furry good ree-purrt, Miles. Sorry yoo don't like the gloo-tin free foods much. I'll eat the crunchies yoo don't like cuz dat's all I do likes. (And I'll sneek yoo some hams n stuff hehehe)
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ver-ee inneresting!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Zeus said...

I can't believe you eat mashed sweet potatoes. I'm thinking it's high time we had ourselves an A&E Intervention for you, Miles. I'm beyond concerned, dude.

Alexi said...

My dadbean, Blu Cat Man would liked the mashed sweet potatoes. Hope da Mombean gets less weerd.

Millie said...

Mom eats that junk too. I'm getting to be a finicky eater and Mom is going nuts about it. Also, and more importantly, I am practicing my whapping. I am getting good. But I only whap light stuff. I haven't tried whapping big stuff yet.

Sweet Praline said...

Your mom has her hands full with all of you!

Shadow / Molly said...

Sweet tatos? Ummm no fanks we is cuttin back on dem. Beans tend to fink we shud eat fings dat yoo know we wont like!

PinkynAsh said...

That's an interesting report, you all haves aliens move your clothes? Sounds scary.

FrecklesandDeb said...

Great report! We feel really updated on The Meezers activities!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Great report Miles!! Hope you get to eat sometime soon !!!
Purrs for your Dad!!!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

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