Thursday, March 12, 2009

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

Dear "the Mom"

You're falling behind in your mom duties again. I am definately NOT getting enough pets and brushes in the mornings. I think that you should get up earlier so that you can attend to my needs.

Also............. what? It's not Ranting Wednesday any more, it's Thankful Thursday?
oh.
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Thankful Thursday
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Dear "the Mom" - I am thankful for all of the measley attention that you pay to me, however, I think that you could probably do better. if you got up earlier in the morning, say an hour earlier, I would be reallly thankful. besides, if you gotted up earlier you could also exercise to lose your flab, and I would be even more thankful that you are making an effort to be healthy and less flabby.

30 comments:

Max said...

Wow, you could be speakin' to the WOman...!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am certain that I would be thankful if my human did that too.. alas I hold out little hope of such a thing...

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy, we know our mom isn't going to get up early for us. Do you think yours will follow your suggestions?

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

MacVet, Slash and Bronzy said...

My Mom has a problem getting up early for ANYTHING.

~Slash

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha Sammy, you make us laugh. We don't think that is quite the thankful your mum had in mind.

The McGray Lads, Gandalf and Grayson said...

::whispers:: Sammy, could you come over and be thankful to our Mom. She's trying to lose some flab, too and then she could get up earlier and we could be thankful. Thanks.

The McFurry Kids said...

Sammy, based on my recent experiences, having a The Mom get up earlier results in even less activity (something about it being "cold" and "dark" blah blah blah) and an extreme increase in crabbiness. It's messed up, I tell ya. What the paw are we going to do with these The Moms???

EG

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Sammy, ya nut. Come on over here if you want. My Mom loves brushing cats. You can have all my brushing. I can't stand it. Oh and tell Sanjee that Grandma Cat says hi and there are new mousies over here if she wants to come get them.
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

us four gatos said...

we learned long ago just to go with the flow and sleep right along with her. well, we poke and prode at her first.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

*slap*

oh, sorry, did i do that sammy? poor mommie. be nice!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxo

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, and I thought I had it bad. You have it even worse.

Roxy

PS Sammy, thanks for all the great torture ideas. I put several in the list of torturing I will do to my mom.

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Sammy......it doesn't always work to your advantage when Meowms get up early. Ours sometimes gets up early....and she leaves!!!!!! Without feeding us first!!!!!!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Don't worry, Sammy. It's easy to confuse the days sometimes.

Stop by when you can. We have something for you.

Tenny said...

I try to wake up my person early and all she duz is pet me a kupple times and goes bak to sleep. She's worthliss too. Yoo is not alone!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Hmmmm....we want to borrow your thankful message for our mom. It seems to fit her, too!

The Island Cats said...

Our mom is much too lazy to get up early to lose the flab...we'll never be able to be thankful for that...

momsbusy said...

sammy, yu hafs a very speshul way wif words. we think yu cood get a job writin stuff and get paid lots of ham and temptations.

y2k

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sammy....Mommy is laughing so HARD!!! She says that you are a rascal!!!

Miles: Are you feeling better???

Billy: Kisses from Auntie Deb!

castle diva said...

We don't have to wake our woman up anymore now that her insomnia is back. Yeah for gerbils in the brain!

Ms. P and Cinza

Cliff and Olivia said...

Well spoken. Hear!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Careful what yoo wish for, when our mom gets up early it's crab city all day long...and we don't get extra treats, pets or anything!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Yeah, what is WITH the moms? My OTW doesn't pet me enough either, and we've hardly gotten any brushins since the Landlady person said the 'Lergic Plumber who never comes told us he was supposed to come last week!

Also, my OTW won't play with the whirlybird with me 8 times an hour! What do they think we keep them for?!?

ML said...

Hope Miles is feeling better.

Faith Boo says hi to Billy. She is all cuddly and purry since her ladygardenectomy. She won't get in my lap, but she will sit on the desk as close to me as she can. And purrs and purrs and purrs.

DEBRA said...

samy
i wakes the momma up efurry mornin rounf 4am---only probblem is she picks me up and puts me outta da room....

puurs and nosekisses
your adorin tuxie princess
abby

Black Cat said...

Go with the flow Sammy! The kitties who owned me soon learnt that I was never going to be a morning person and that when I had to get up early for day hunting I had very little time for anything except to get ready and out the door. So come the weekend, pat, pat with paw, arms out by Mum, cuddle, cuddle, back to sleep, snore, snore, then up, fresh food and water, clean litter box, coffee, then back to bed for more cuddling and snoring! Yay! I loved it and I think they did too! :) xxx

Piggy and Grover said...

Bwa ha ha! Hilarious! I think you are allowed to rant when you need to, Sammy. And you did, after all, offer thanks at the end...sort of...

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Sammy ,you put that request quite nicely :) Maybe we should try it too :) Mom can always lose some flab, heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Sammy ,you put that request quite nicely :) Maybe we should try it too :) Mom can always lose some flab, heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

FrecklesandDeb said...

Um, that didn't really sound all that "thankful" Sammy! Do you realize that with the new Daylight Savings Time your mom would actually have to get up two hours earlier than she used to...we think...we're not sure...we're all confused. Nevermind!

VampyVictor said...

HHHAHAH that is something I says to my momma also... does she listen... sheesh!
V-V

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS