Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Wednesday Rant with Miles

MILES

I'm ranting today about FOODS. I know I rants about FOODS alot, but I LOVE FOODS. My girlfriendcat Sanjee and my wonderful furriend Chey bof sented me some gluten free foods (and Sanjee sended us some rattly shmousies to play wif and some fishy flakes for a treat) and I really 'presheeates it! My rant, howefur, is that I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. Billy loves the new foods that we haf been trying. Sammy won't touch any of it and then he dances on mommy's face at 2am because he's starving. I'm somewhere in between. I nibbles on them but then I holler because I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. oh and when you're eating PIG in any form I WANT SOME!!! That's NOT what's making me barf. there's no glutens in HAM. or CHICK-HEN. And don't say it's 'acuase you put stuffs on it to make it taste different or make my butt shoot fire or things like that. Cook some for me wifout all that butt exploding stuff. and if you haf cereal for dinner, I want the milk. and then I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. I'm wasting away here. OH, and how about some pikshurs? We think you're getting lazy and not taking pikshurs. we want our furriends to see us. i'll efen let you take a pikshur of me wif my tilty head (just not when my head tilts upside down, that's not nice). Lastly, lets talk about snuggle time. I'm feeling a little left out. Billy gets speshul mommy snuggle time after you take a bubble baf, and Sammy gets speshul mommy snuggle time when you gets up in the middle of the night. But my speshul mommy snuggle time on the couch is dwindling. Why is that? Oh, I'll tell you why, it's 'acause you haf too many BOOKS in MY snuggle spot. MOVE THEM. OH, and lastly lastly, LEAVE MY EYE BOOGERS ALONE. I likes them in my eyes.

Daddy says FANK YOU for all of the good wishes for his new jobbie. It's his PURRFDAY TODAY!!!!!! HAPPY PURRFDAY DADDY

42 comments:

Karen said...

happy Birthday Meezer dad

Ivan from WMD said...

Happy birthday to your daddy!

Miles, I totally understand. Tonight my mom got a craving for KFC and do you think I got even the teensiest piece? NO!

I'm pretty sure there are food laws to protect us from this human hoarding.

Just Ducky said...

Happy Purrthday to MeezerDad. Miles, come over, mum will give you real foods. I know she has bacon, she made a bacon and egg samwich for dinner tonight.

Plus when mum cooks stuff with funny stuff on it she cuts stuff out of the middle of the meats that don't have stuff on it! You mum should do the same.

Max said...

Happy birthday to your Dad!

Would it be really mean of me to say that tonight the people had roasted chicken, and I got some? That would be mean. I don't think I'll tell you that...

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Happy Puurthday to your Daddy.We understand your complaints Miles. We would be ranting too.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Happy Birthday to your Dad! Wow! How cool is that!

And a job too!

I wish you all liked the food I sent you better. I really really like it.

Sweet Purrfections said...

I think our little Miles got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Happy Birfday to yoor Dad...Miles, yoo is right, der is no gluten in ham or chick-hen and yoor mom should give yoo some. Also, she should stack her books on something asides yoor snuggle spot. Deze mom's is getting outta hand! We think dey all need re-training in being good kitty moms!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Gettin Reglar foods is VERY important. We know what ya mean...

Motor Home Cats said...

Our Mom picks our eye boogers too. It is so annoying. We totally think your mom should share her dinner with you - no matter what it is.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

mog said...

Happy Birthday Meezer dad. Congrats on the job.

I had to laugh at the booger remark, I have a kitty just like you Miles in that respect. Maybe if you let your mom take the boogers out, you'd get more snuggle time.

Books are good. So's cat food Meowza tells me, stinky goodness is best.

purrrrrrrs

Miz Mog and Meowza

Cat Street Boyz said...

Happy Birthday to your Daddy! Here is a great pet food list....

http://www.thepetfoodlist.com/petfoods_pg1.htm

It gives lots of info about glutens added and if the product is from Menu Foods=^Y^=Toy

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthdday, MeezerDaddy! I am still sending you good wishes for the jobbie. Miles, I understand about your food problem. You are right that there are no glutens in ham or chicken (at least there shouldn't be) and your Mom should definitely not put books in your snuggle spot. I hope you get used to the food you need to eat soon.

Chesney Cats said...

Poor Miles, you are really being mistreated lately!! It's just wrong!

What is it about moms & eye boogers?? Our mama is always picking ours out too.....

Happy Birthday Meezer Dad!!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hi Miles....what is it with Mom's and eye boogers? Ours is always chasing us down to clean off our eyes! Just us boys too! The girls don't seem to get them. Want a good laugh? Come over and read about what happend to Seaborne yesterday!

Miles, I hope that you get some substance soon!!! I feel for you Dude!

SAM I AM...laughing at Seaborne

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEEZER DAD!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy purrfday Meezerdad.
If our mum is eating something spicy, she eats the outside and lets us have some from the inside. You should tell your mum to do the same.

Millie said...

Happy Purfday Meezer Dad!

Sorry to hear your life is so tough right now, Miles.

Deb Cushman said...

Happy Birthday to the Meezer Daddy!

Those are a lot of complaints, Miles! It's good to get them all off your chest so you can feel better!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Poor Miles! *snuggle cuddle* I's sorry yoo's so neglected. Come ofur here and we'll raid the cold box and get yoo ham!
Happy Purrthday to yore Daddy!!! It's our Uncle Roman's purrthday too :)
Purrrrrrrrr n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Zeus said...

Firstly, happy birthday to the Meezer Dad! We hope it's a great one!

Second, you are always welcome here, Miles, if you need to get some real food. Maybe you should go on a trip like I did way back when and explore local cuisine.

As for the pictures, our human pet is in the same boat. She just doesn't seem to have the time right now to take any. We'll have to crack the whip.

Chancy, Jake, Babe and Ernies Voice said...

Happy Birthday to your Dad...

Lone Star Purrs said...

Happy Purrfday Meezer Dad!!!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

pee ess- We HATE when Momma tries to get owr eye boogies!

Elin said...

I would like to wish your daddy in Malay..

"Selamat Hari Jadi!"

mean: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

XXOO

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Happy Purrthday Meezer Daddy!!!

Miles~We can't believe how horribly you are being treated! Seriously...she should be sharing ham and chicken with you. You have been dealing with so much and you need that sustenance! We are sorry to hear you still have your head tilty thing. maybe being gluten free will help that. We will continue purring for you.

TabbyNormal said...

Happy purrthday. Btw, what's eye boogers?

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

momsbusy said...

happy happy purrfday meezer dad! peese givs effurryone a little bit of hams (efen miles - jus one bite) to celebrate.

y2k

Daisy said...

Happy Birthday to your dad! A new job is a good birthday present, for sure!

The Creek Cats said...

As always Miles, LOL!!!! You always have our secretary lady laffin and laffin when she reads your posts!

Happy Purrthday to your Daddy!!!!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Those are all valid things to rant about. How could she put books on the snuggle spot?! That's just rude.

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, I'm feeling like you're being neglected or something. You can always come here if you need to get away. Dad drops foods like nobody's business. There's always a tasty surprise on the floor when he's around. heh heh

EG

PS - Happy Happy Happy Birthday to your Dad!!!

The Island Cats said...

Happy Birthday, Meezer dad! Congrats on your jobbie too!

Miles...we hate the idea of you wasting away...we hope you can get some foods soon...

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy birthday to you-ooo.
Happy birthday to you-ooo.
Happy birthday, Meezer's daddy-ooo.
Happy birthday to you-ooo.

Sorry about the howling but Buddy is a hound.

It sounds like Miles has some legitimate rants here, mom. You're starving the guys. Where is their unlimited supply of ham and pig and chcken?

(PS -- Okay, Miles, we put in a plug for you. So when your mom comes through with the good stuff, we hope you'll share.)

Chrissie said...

Happy Birthday, Meezer Dad! And Happy New Job, too!. Mom and I said some purrayers for you to get that new job and we're sure glad to know that you did!

Buddy, I've got to tell you, my mom's got a thing about eye boogers, too. She's obsessed! Yuck!

Forty Paws said...

Happy Purrfday to your Daddy! Whoo hoo!

Luf, Us

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

:::CLAP CLAP::::

Happy Purrday Daddy Meezer!

Miles we feels furr yoo. Dat juss don't seem rite dat yoo is not gettin yur hams and otter foods. And snuggle time...uhhhhh helloooooo yoo deafindately needs yur snuggle time too.

*wavin paws*
Bye Miles
Bye Billy

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman
Your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Happy Happy Birthday Meezer Daddy!!! And we wish you much success with your new job too!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Pee ess, Miles, you are just being treated way too unfairly! We think some ham would be a great way to remedy that ... hee hee!

Alexi said...

Sammy, come get some Kitty Kaviar. We'll give to Meezer Daddy for his purrfday.

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Happy Purrrrfday to your dad! Yipppeeee

Mickey's Musings said...

Miles,we hope you get real foods AND ham!!!! Not to mention snuggles!! Mom is always picking good out of Tillie's eyes. Yuck!!
Happy Birthday Meezer Dad!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

The Devil Dog said...

Happy Purrfday, Daddy. And Miles, I feel your pain. I wish I could help you, dude, but i don't know how. Tell me how, okay?

Roxy

The Crew said...

Well said, Miles. I think you got your point across.

We're so happy for your family that your dad will be getting some green papers. Humans do like those.

George

zevo hussein calamari said...

we are soo happy more green papers will be coming in to your home so you can buy moe ham and tequila!

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