I'm ranting today about FOODS. I know I rants about FOODS alot, but I LOVE FOODS. My girlfriendcat Sanjee and my wonderful furriend Chey bof sented me some gluten free foods (and Sanjee sended us some rattly shmousies to play wif and some fishy flakes for a treat) and I really 'presheeates it! My rant, howefur, is that I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. Billy loves the new foods that we haf been trying. Sammy won't touch any of it and then he dances on mommy's face at 2am because he's starving. I'm somewhere in between. I nibbles on them but then I holler because I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. oh and when you're eating PIG in any form I WANT SOME!!! That's NOT what's making me barf. there's no glutens in HAM. or CHICK-HEN. And don't say it's 'acuase you put stuffs on it to make it taste different or make my butt shoot fire or things like that. Cook some for me wifout all that butt exploding stuff. and if you haf cereal for dinner, I want the milk. and then I WANT MY REGULAR FOODS. I'm wasting away here. OH, and how about some pikshurs? We think you're getting lazy and not taking pikshurs. we want our furriends to see us. i'll efen let you take a pikshur of me wif my tilty head (just not when my head tilts upside down, that's not nice). Lastly, lets talk about snuggle time. I'm feeling a little left out. Billy gets speshul mommy snuggle time after you take a bubble baf, and Sammy gets speshul mommy snuggle time when you gets up in the middle of the night. But my speshul mommy snuggle time on the couch is dwindling. Why is that? Oh, I'll tell you why, it's 'acause you haf too many BOOKS in MY snuggle spot. MOVE THEM. OH, and lastly lastly, LEAVE MY EYE BOOGERS ALONE. I likes them in my eyes.
Daddy says FANK YOU for all of the good wishes for his new jobbie. It's his PURRFDAY TODAY!!!!!! HAPPY PURRFDAY DADDY