Sunday, April 19, 2009

Meezer Monay Miles Report

MILES



Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today



The Foods Report - chick-hen and ham were served ofur the course of last week. Oh, and she is trying to sneak HEALTH foods in with our stinky goodness. It's bad enuf that 'acuase I barf up crunchies that we haf to haf cruchies wifout glutens in them. but now she wants us to eat organic crap stinky goodness. We showed her.



The Billy Report - Billy was UN-grownded for about 3 minutes on Sunday until he rolled in somefing he should not haf rolled in (some ant go away stuffs that the mom thoughted was all gone) and hadded to be rushed inside and haf a baf. So now he's grownded again.

The 'puter report: Somecat named Billy SweetFeets broked 3 keys on the mom's laptop last night so now she has to do our posts on her werk 'puter for a few days. We may not get to bisit efurryone as often as possible.

The alien report by Sammy Meezer - the alien's orangecat minions, Buddy and Powder, haf started to try and recruit Billy into the collective. We may need Captain Picard to come and de-borg Billy. We haf to go find the show tunes cd. I wonder if the same Pirates wif No Pants show tunes will werk for him like they did for Miles.
Back to you Miles.

Um, fank you Sammy, you wacko.

That is the MeezerMonday Miles Report for today.

25 comments:

Tuck said...

I also did some yaking this weekend. There must be something going around!

Zeus said...

I hope Billy is still alive after the laptop incident. I shudder to think of what the human pet would do if she found me doing something like that. Be brave, Billy!

Eric and Flynn said...

Ungrownded for three minutes? That must be some sort of a record Billy!

Noll's Nip said...

Tiggy yaked over the weekend too. He's an orange tabby like Billy Sweet Feets but so far has never been grounded.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wow that was an exciting weekend and a very entertaining post i must say. thanks!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox

Diane G. said...

You all had a busy weekend with good foods and watching Billy get a bath! How is your dad's job coming along?

Moe and Carmela

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy's been a busy boy!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I'll do my best to deborg Billy. I remember how horrible that experience was...

Junior and Orion said...

We have been getting organic dry foods for quite some time...Meowm says it helps with Orions Stinky Butt.~~Junior

Be careful about what you roll in Billy! I got some greasy stuff on me when I was out in the wild world and it took forever to get rid of it!~~Orion

us4 said...

tune in to channel kitty news. good report.

Daisy said...

When Harley spilled water onto our laptop, he made the "a" key stop working. For a few days, my Mommie just plugged in an external keyboard. We found a replacement keyboard part and my Daddie took the laptop apart and installed a replacement keyboard and it's good as new now!

jenianddean said...

Bummer about the keys on the laptop. Billy just had an off week by the sound of things.
--Jasper

jenianddean said...

Oh, also, just playing catchup, but Miles, I'm so happy your head is less tilty.
--Jasper

Max said...

Dang...Billy's gonna spend 98% of his life grounded, isn't he?

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh man Billy....you're more meezerly than the meezers I think.

Chase

The Island Cats said...

Oh Billy...grounded and a bath??? You sure are having your fair share of problems....

The Crew said...

Billy, why did YOU get blamed for breaking the keyboard? Maybe it was the aliens!

The Furry Kids said...

Wow! Billy sure was busy this weekend.

Yay for getting some regular foods. Sorry about the crappy organic stuff. :(

Parker said...

Billy, Billy, Billy...

The Meowers from Missouri said...

we loves to tune in an' read the monday report, miles--you guys has such interestin' weekends! hope you kin keep billy safe from the collective!

Derby said...

Oh Billy, grounded and a bath!

Shadow / Molly said...

Yoo know the mom did that to us too! Tried to give us sum organic dry crunchies dat is s'pose to be goods fer us. We hates it! heh heh She caved - we's back to our old stuffs.

FrecklesandDeb said...

Well, Billy's ungrounding certainly didn't last long! Hope he doesn't have to be de-borged. We think that might be costly what with paying for Captain Picard's transportation and everything.

Thank you for the great update, Miles.

PinkynAsh said...

Poor Billy,he's had a rough week it seems. He can't help that his delicate claws get hung on those laptop keys, he was probably trying to help blog or something right?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Billy, You have got to behave long enough to be ungrounded for longer than 3 minutes. And don't go joining any alien gangs. You could end up in the slammer, like Sassy, Momo, Karl & family and Ruis and siblings did. (You can vote on Sassy's blog as to why you think they're there.)

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