Monday, April 27, 2009

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The craptop, errrr laptop report: The keyboard is in and fixed. just to let efurryone know - it really WAS Sammy's fault. The Mom was just sitting on the cowch wif the laptop on her lap, and Sammy came flying ofur her lap wif Billy right 'ahind, and he hit the keyboard and popped the keys off wif his back feets nails. The Mom, FOR ONCE, was not at fault.

The foods report - we hadded CORNISH GAME HENS!!! they is like baby chick-hens!!!! And eggs. Once ofur medium.

The Alien Report - by Sammy "The Whack Job" Meezer - Young Billy is still trying to win ofur the aliens to find out what their agenda is. So far, their agenda is sniffing butts and jumping on humans. They are WEERD aliens. Back to you Miles.

Er, Sammy, you need help. Seriously Dude.

After that, I got nothin.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

33 comments:

Tuck said...

I think Billy is going to crack the alien code soon!!!

Sweet Praline said...

I think Billy must be a special agent and will be able to win over the aliens.

Willow said...

Oh, I would love to try some Cornish Game Hens! And you had eggs too?!?!?! My mouth is watering....

Purrrrrrs, Willow

Beezer said...

Whoa, Dude!
Sniffing who's butt?
That could be weird.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The food sounds grand. How do you cook a Cornish Game Hen?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

After a very sad weekend, it is a relief to read your Monday Miles Report and Sammy's Alien Report. We're not sure about your sanity, but you sure can make some sad kitties and woofies laugh.

The Devil Dog said...

We just caught up on all the posts we missed. Wow, you guys are so funny. We are glad that the laptop is fixed. Try not to break it again, Sammy. lol.
Cornish Game hens sound good. I haven't gotten any good food lately.

Roxy

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

It sounds like you all have been busy.

A Few Good Cats said...

You got nothing? Miles, you had plenty... the facts about the laptop had to come out, no matter who they incriminated.

meemsnyc said...

Nice to hear the laptop is fixed. Cornish game hens sounds delicious!!

Junior and Orion said...

We are glad the laptop is fixed. We hope you know that we were teasing about it being your Moms fault that it got broke.

Cornish Game Hens sound good!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sammy is sereeusly weerd. Zippy sits outside and greet da "aliens" as dey walk by, only she calls dem woofies. We had bacon dis weekend, dat was it...

Kimo and Sabi said...

Speakin' of chick-hens . . .

Max said...

Cornish hens! I've always wanted to try that but that means work on the Woman's part and she's just LAZY. I bet it was GOOD!

Karen Jo said...

I'm confused. I thought Sammy was chasing Billy and Billy popped the keys off. Now it seems that Billy was chasing Sammy and Sammy popped the keys off. At least MeezerMom is completely innocent and didn't leave the laptop lying around for kitty mayhem. Sammy, whose butts are the aliens sniffing?

barb said...

Yay for the keyboard already fixed. Do you have Meezer insurance for that Sammy?

I made cornish hens once. I must've done it really, really wrong because my then-husband spit it out and went to McDonalds.

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for that update, Miles. Glad to hear the real laptop culprit has been outted...

Kaz's Cats said...

We want some cornish game hens - gotta put our order in for the weekend. Hmm, about those aliens - do you cats live anywhere near Roswell? We're starting to wonder,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Creek Cats said...

Cornish game hens....nom nom nom! Can we move in with you guys? We never get to eat yummy stuff like that here!

Zeus said...

I don't even know what cornish game hens are, but to the best of my understanding, they are neither cornish, nor a game, nor a hen. Of course, I've been known to be wrong 1.5 times prior.

Noll's Nip said...

You had gourmet food...lucky meezers!

FrecklesandDeb said...

We're glad you were able to fix the keyboard that Sammy/Billy broke. Good thing they are both checking out those aliens. You can't be too careful!

Wonderful report as usualy, Miles.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Oh Miles, I's glad yoo gotted sum yummy foods. I's glad the craptop got fixeded too!
Wanna come play in the closet? Then we can snuggles.
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

baby chick-hens are grate! i love them things!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

cheryl said...

WHAT? no ghost report? who knows what they could be up to!

--the meowers, via mom

Isis said...

Oh yummy, tender little chickens! :)

PB 'n J said...

Mmmmmm baby chick-hens......

Camie's Kitties said...

Cornish Game Hens are delish. We get them every once in a while. We are also glad you got your laptop fixed. It is the pits being without a 'puter to blog on.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Cliff and Olivia said...

Cornish Game Hens... and eggs too! That sounds delicious!

We're glad that the computer is OK again.

The Furry Kids said...

I just can't get past the baby chick-hens. Mmmmmm

Love,
Tazo

jenianddean said...

Hens and eggs ... I really couldn't concentrate much after that...
--Jasper

Hansel said...

ALIENS! i am scared of aliens! -benny

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

As usual, it sounds like you had a wild weekend,heehee
Butt sniffing aliens???? yikes????
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

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