Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday 13

SAMMY

Thirteen Things heard around Casa Meezer

1. Billy you can't open the fridgerfrator

2. Billy get out of the cabinet

3. Miles get out of the spicy ham it will make flames shoot out of your butt

4. Sammy, if you whap your brush into the human litterbox, you will nefur get brushed again

5. Sammy, really, you haf dragon breaf

6. Billy, seriously, get out of the cabinet

7. How do all of these cabinets keep getting open?

8. Miles, I don't think that whatever you ate smell like THAT when you ate it

9. Sammy, do you really need to dig in the litterbox for 10 minutes? just get in an pee for Bast's sake

10. BILLY! Get OUT of the cabinets!!!!

11. I'm home my darling bab................. HOLY BAST!! MILES!! What in the h-e-double hockey sticks did you eat while I was at werk?

12. BILLY! Stop whapping stuff out of the cabinets.

13. Sammy, you are my perfect little meezerman. (Sammy's note: Take that Miles and Billy)

37 comments:

Ivan from WMD said...

Ha ha ha, my mom says #9 to me all the time!

P.S. I'm finding #13 a little suspect, Sammy.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Haha we used to hear number 7 quite often

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow. You guys have a lot of things that you aren't supposed to be doing. Our human doesn't yell nearly so much.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sounds like you need to eat more nip for your breath, Miles.

Your mom sure does talk a lot on the same subjects, doesn't she? Maybe you should try something new?

Sweet Purrfections said...

I hear #9 all of the time!

Billy, tell your mom to put all of the goodies out of the cabinets and you will stay out of them. Hee! Hee!

Anonymous said...

Aw, you guys, don't take your human mom too seriously. She loves you no matter what you do or even how you smell.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

perfect meezerman? wow sammy, too kool!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Max said...

SOunds a lot like stuff that gets said here... Hmmm...

Lisa said...

HAHA! Butt flames and dragon breathe!

Motor Home Cats said...

We think your mom says a lot and means little. Kind of like a dog whose bark is worse than its bite. We think she loves you all no matter what.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

PDX pride said...

#2, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12 are Carbon!
#1, 2 are Tabby!
#9 is Rori!

Karen Jo said...

#8 and #11 had me laughing out loud, though I realize it isn't nearly as funny to Meezer Mom. I think Billy has learned how to open things, so I wouldn't be so sure about #1.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

So what did you eat Miles?

Anonymous said...

Sammy, it must be nice to be the meezerman!

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like another normal week at Casa Meezer...'cept #13...we think you're pushing it there, Sammy...

Tuck said...

#8 sounds very familiar to me. Appparently I am a stinky cat!

Parker said...

Sammy, what a good boy you are!

The Creek Cats said...

HA! Love your Thursday 13!!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Ha ha :-D Olivia hears no. 9 frequently and I get no. 1 a lot...

Cliff

Noll's Nip said...

Love your list...especially the last one ;)

Deb Cushman said...

Sounds like Billy needs to do a post on what he finds so fascinating in those cupboards!

Zeus said...

This sounds remarkably similar to things at my house...amazing!

The Furry Kids said...

Hee hee! We hate to tell you this, but this list made mama feel lots better. We were going to do a T13 like this today, but Mama realized that it would pretty much consist of words from the bad word list. She decided against it for some reason. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Milton said...

Billy,
I loves ta get in the cabinets too!
It must be a ginger mancat thing.

LZ said...

Eh, sounds about par for the course. Someone around here bit and then pulled out the Awesome Man's computer cord and dragged it across the room. The Woman hid the evidence....it wasn't me!!

Chase

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

How is Sammy purrfect when he whaps things? Just curious......

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

The digging in the litterbox forever must be a Sammy thing, because I do it to! Momma tells me not to dig to China ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sam(my)

Daisy said...

It always sounds like so much fun at your house!

jenianddean said...

Sounds a lot like our house... Huggy Bear and I really like to open the cabinets and hide inside.
--Jasper

The Crew said...

About #1 Billy, don't believe it! Mom said the sister cats that came before us used to double team our frigidtator. One would open the door and the other would climb the shelf!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Sounds like life with my two Devons, too. Happy T13!

PB 'n J said...

Bwahahaha - sounds like our place lately. Only we prefer the bath cabinets!

p.s. Billy, try the bath cabinets - there's TP and all sorts of fun stuff to whap in there!

Mickey's Musings said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! Mom gets hung up on #9 too!!!! Georgia is the best!! She really knows how to spin Mom's wheels :) heehee
Thanks for stopping by :) The Vet says Mickey is in early stages :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

WOW Sammy dat sounds like a lotta of da stuff da goes on around here!

purrs and nosekisses
your adoring tuxie princess in exile
Abby

Just Ducky said...

hehehe, so the only I hear a lot is 'don't bite mummy'.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Heh-heh, we liked #13 best... But we unnerstan #9 too.

Reese =^..^= said...

hahaha! #s6,7 & 10. That's me.

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